Why was the orange skeptical of everyone around him?
He was planted with a seed of doubt.
The orange juice industry is not doing very well.
Tomorrow they will give a special press release.
Why don’t oranges go around blind?
“Because they take Vitamin See!”
Why was the orange the valedictorian of her class?
She was the zest in class.
You shouldn’t put orange slices in your beer. Well, maybe once in a Blue Moon.
What would Santa’s name be if he wore orange instead of red?
Fanta Claus.
We all know that monkeys of all species love bananas, however, there is one family that doesn’t really fancy them, the orang-utans.
The next person that asks me for pineapple juice, cranberry juice, lemonade, and a slice of orange all in the same glass is gonna get a “punch.
Finally, the call came in and the orange was informed by the person on the other end of the line that the company had orange-d an interview for the following day.
Did you hear that they're trying to convict an orange?
It got wrapped up in appeal.
Which language do oranges use to speak to each other? Mandarin.
Why did the orange fall out of the tree?
It went out on a limb.
The least favorite day for an orange is a juice day.
What rhymes with orange?
No, it doesn’t.
A lemon says to an orange, “What are you up to?”
The orange replies, “Not much. Just hanging ‘round.”
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? It said concentrate.
“My favorite color is tangerine- isn’t that orange-inal?”
Despite the pun being so orange-inal, it wasn’t all that funny.
Why did the orange’s musical number receive a bad review?
Because it wasn’t an “orange-inal.”
Why was red in awe of orange?
“Because orange blue green.”
We had made everything for the party and the groom came in, did a quick assessment and didn’t seem amused. “Orange you glad we did this?” we asked him.
Hap-pea-ness is when you and your friend are like two peas in a pod.
Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
“Lack of concentration.”
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?.
Oranges rarely pass driving tests, this is because they keep on peeling out.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad to see me?
Why did the orange go to the doctor?
“It wasn’t peeling well.”
What are the longest lasting relationships in the fruit world? Orange-d marriages.
Why did the orange lose the race?
“Because it got Im-peached.”
What is the healthiest fruit?
“An orange. It takes Vitamin See!”
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette. They call it “Nico-tang”
The orange was really sad at the event because it had no peelings whatsoever for the desperate prune.
Q: Why can’t oranges be pirates?
A: They don’t get scurvy.
The fruit bat ate the orange because of its appeal. It had such a nice color.
The Paddington bears don’t eat lots of marmalade sandwiches because they are already stuffed.
Why did the orange come back after it was thrown in the garbage?
It was a boom-orange.
When you come across oranges wearing suntan lotion, don’t judge them harshly. They do so in order not to peel.
What do you call fake oranges?
“Pulp Fiction”
Why was the orange feeling sad?
It lost its zest for life.
What do you get when you cross an orange with a parrot? A carrot.
Since her parents wanted to become wealthy fast, they ensured their daughter had an orange-d marriage.
Why was the girl staring at the carton of orange juice?
“It said concentrate.”
It peels nice to be voted in as the most appeeling model in the contest.
Why did the fruit bat eat the orange?
“Because it had appeal.”
What do oranges like to listen to?
Musical com-peel-ations.
What did the orange say when a knife pierced it’s peel? Flesh wound.
Why did the orange lose his job at the factory? He didn’t concentrate.
What did the apple teacher say to her student? Help me orange the chairs please!
Why did the orange go out with a prune? He couldn’t find a date.
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle?
“An Orange County Chopper.”