Why did the orange lose the race?
“Because it got Im-peached.”
What did the insulted orange say to the kiwi? Ex-squeeze-me?
The orange was really sad at the event because it had no peelings whatsoever for the desperate prune.
Since her parents wanted to become wealthy fast, they ensured their daughter had an orange-d marriage.
Q: What happens when two oranges collide?
A: They get en-tang-led!
The best punishment to give orange kids is getting them canned. This is the only way to prevent them from going bad.
Nowadays oranges have decided to go out with prune. The reason is that it is becoming so hard to find a date.
Apples and oranges had a conversation one day. Guess what the apples were saying the oranges, nothing stupid, apples don’t talk.
The least favorite day for an orange is a juice day.
I’ve got a great idea for an automatic orange peeling machine I hope it bares fruit.
What did the orange say when a knife pierced it’s peel? Flesh wound.
The orange said to the melon, “You are one in a melon.” The melon replied, “You are so appealing.”
Why did the orange help the old lady cross the road?
To do a random act of rindness.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?.
We all know that monkeys of all species love bananas, however, there is one family that doesn’t really fancy them, the orang-utans.
What do you call fake oranges?
“Pulp Fiction”
What do you get when an Elephant sits on an Orange?
Orange squash.
What can a whole orange do that half an orange can never do?
“Look round!”
When you cross an orange and a bunny, you will end up with a pip squeak.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? It said concentrate.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to open the door.
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle? – An Orange County Chopper.
What happens when you rub two oranges together?
You get Pulp Friction.
Despite his puns being so orange-inal, nobody really likes them.