What did the orange say before he started his new job?
“The zest is yet to come!”
Why did the orange’s musical number receive a bad review?
Because it wasn’t an “orange-inal.”
The best punishment to give orange kids is getting them canned. This is the only way to prevent them from going bad.
Why was the orange the valedictorian of her class?
She was the zest in class.
Why was the orange feeling sad?
It lost its zest for life.
What did the insulted orange say to the kiwi? Ex-squeeze-me?
What did one orange say to its friend telling a wild story?
“That’s un-peel-ievalbe!”
What can a whole orange do that half an orange can never do?
“Look round!”
Why did the lemon like the orange? He’s not from concentrate.
Which Star Wars character was the orange cast for?
Emperor Pulpatine.
Q: What happens when two oranges collide?
A: They get en-tang-led!
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? It said concentrate.
The fruit bat ate the orange because of its appeal. It had such a nice color.
We had made everything for the party and the groom came in, did a quick assessment and didn’t seem amused. “Orange you glad we did this?” we asked him.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad to see me?
Oranges rarely pass driving tests, this is because they keep on peeling out.
What’s an orange’s favourite animal? An orange-utan.
Why don’t oranges go around blind?
“Because they take Vitamin See!”
Why did the orange cry?
Someone hurt its peelings.
What did the orange do the night before the exam?
He put his nose to the “g-rind-stone” and read the entire textbook.
Why did the orange fall out of the tree?
It went out on a limb.
What did the apple teacher say to her student? Help me orange the chairs please!
The least favorite day for an orange is a juice day.
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette. They call it “Nico-tang”
What do oranges have after a hard work out? Juice!
Did you hear about the orange boxer?
He got beaten to a pulp.
Which language do oranges use to speak to each other? Mandarin.
An apple and an orange signed up for a tournament. No one was really surprised when they had both were seeded.
How do you celebrate orange drink that doesn't expire?
Woo! Tang is forever!
When the orange started peeling, he was glad it was finally cutting some weight.
What did the orange say when a knife pierced it’s peel? Flesh wound.
What did the orange say before jumping into the juicer?
“The zest is yet to come!”
What did the oranges do after concluding the meeting?
They peeled the deal.
In the middle of the night yesterday, I dreamt that I was swimming in a sea of oranges only to wake up and realize that it was just a Fanta-sea.
When I was in grade school, one of my best friends spoke Mandarin. One day, he introduced me to his parents and I told them I don’t speak orange.
What would Santa’s name be if he wore orange instead of red?
Fanta Claus.
Did you hear that they're trying to convict an orange?
It got wrapped up in appeal.
The orange was really sad at the event because it had no peelings whatsoever for the desperate prune.
People say nothing rhymes with orange. It seems very strange to me.
What do oranges like to listen to?
Musical com-peel-ations.
He apologized for driving the orange to the edge of the blade
Why was the girl staring at the carton of orange juice?
“It said concentrate.”
Nowadays oranges have decided to go out with prune. The reason is that it is becoming so hard to find a date.
“My favorite color is tangerine- isn’t that orange-inal?”
Why did the orange go out with a prune? He couldn’t find a date.
The Paddington bears don’t eat lots of marmalade sandwiches because they are already stuffed.
What do you call a punctual citrus fruit?
A Clockwork Orange.
Why did the orange get pulled over while driving?
He kept peeling out.
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle?
“An Orange County Chopper.”
The orange said to the melon, “You are one in a melon.” The melon replied, “You are so appealing.”