What did mamma orange say to little orange after he spilled his milk? It’s no big peel!
What happened when the orange broke out of prison?
All heck broke juice.
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? It said concentrate.
Nowadays oranges have decided to go out with prune. The reason is that it is becoming so hard to find a date.
Why couldn’t the orange dance in the talent show without his partner?
Because it takes two to “tang-o.”
Despite his puns being so orange-inal, nobody really likes them.
Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
“Lack of concentration.”
Last night I dreamt I was swimming in a sea of oranges. I guess it was just a Fanta-sea!
What would Santa’s name be if he wore orange instead of red?
Fanta Claus.
Why was the girl staring at the carton of orange juice?
“It said concentrate.”
Apples and oranges had a conversation one day. Guess what the apples were saying the oranges, nothing stupid, apples don’t talk.
The reason orange juice doesn’t slide well on hard wood floors is Because of pulp friction.
What do you call a punctual citrus fruit?
A Clockwork Orange.
Why did the orange get insurance?
Zest in case.
How do you celebrate orange drink that doesn't expire?
Woo! Tang is forever!
You shouldn’t put orange slices in your beer. Well, maybe once in a Blue Moon.
We all know that monkeys of all species love bananas, however, there is one family that doesn’t really fancy them, the orang-utans.
What are the longest lasting relationships in the fruit world? Orange-d marriages.
Why was the orange the valedictorian of her class?
She was the zest in class.
Why did the orange cry?
Someone hurt its peelings.
What did the apple teacher say to her student? Help me orange the chairs please!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to open the door.
Apple and orange were the only two left that evening. Everyone else had dates.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad to see me?
What do oranges like to listen to?
Musical com-peel-ations.
The least favorite day for an orange is a juice day.
“My favorite color is tangerine- isn’t that orange-inal?”
Q: Why can’t oranges be pirates?
A: They don’t get scurvy.
Why did the lemon like the orange? He’s not from concentrate.
What is the healthiest fruit?
“An orange. It takes Vitamin See!”
Why did the orange fall out of the tree?
It went out on a limb.
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette?
“They call it “Nico-tang”
The favorite drink for batman is a fruit punch.
It peels nice to be voted in as the most appeeling model in the contest.
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle?
“An Orange County Chopper.”
What did the orange say before jumping into the juicer?
“The zest is yet to come!”
In the middle of the night yesterday, I dreamt that I was swimming in a sea of oranges only to wake up and realize that it was just a Fanta-sea.
The Paddington bears don’t eat lots of marmalade sandwiches because they are already stuffed.
Q: Why did the orange cross the road?
A: Because everyone thought he was a chicken.
Since her parents wanted to become wealthy fast, they ensured their daughter had an orange-d marriage.
I’ve got a great idea for an automatic orange peeling machine I hope it bares fruit.
What happens when you rub two oranges together?
You get Pulp Friction.
Q: Why are orange and banana phones so popular these days?
A: They have appeal.
What’s an orange’s favourite animal? An orange-utan.
Where were the first orange trees planted?
“In Orange County.”
What did the orange say when a knife pierced it’s peel? Flesh wound.
What do you get when you cross an orange with a parrot? A carrot.
Which language do oranges use to speak to each other? Mandarin.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?.
Q: What did the old orange see before it died?
A: The grim ripe-r.