The Paddington bears don’t eat lots of marmalade sandwiches because they are already stuffed.
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
Which Star Wars character was the orange cast for?
Emperor Pulpatine.
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle? – An Orange County Chopper.
The orange was really sad at the event because it had no peelings whatsoever for the desperate prune.
Why couldn’t the orange dance in the talent show without his partner?
Because it takes two to “tang-o.”
Where were the first orange trees planted?
“In Orange County.”
Did you hear about the orange boxer?
He got beaten to a pulp.
What is the healthiest fruit?
“An orange. It takes Vitamin See!”
Why did the orange go to the doctor? He wasn’t peeling well.
Q: Why did the orange cross the road?
A: Because everyone thought he was a chicken.
Last night I dreamt I was swimming in a sea of oranges. I guess it was just a Fanta-sea!
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette. They call it “Nico-tang”
Why did the lemon like the orange? He’s not from concentrate.
Nowadays oranges have decided to go out with prune. The reason is that it is becoming so hard to find a date.
What do you get when you cross an orange with a parrot? A carrot.
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette?
“They call it “Nico-tang”
When you cross an orange and a bunny, you will end up with a pip squeak.
Why did the orange go to the doctor?
“It wasn’t peeling well.”
People say nothing rhymes with orange. It seems very strange to me.
Why did the orange get pulled over while driving?
He kept peeling out.
Q: What happens when two oranges collide?
A: They get en-tang-led!
Why was the orange skeptical of everyone around him?
He was planted with a seed of doubt.
What happened when the orange broke out of prison?
All heck broke juice.
What did one orange say to its friend telling a wild story?
“That’s un-peel-ievalbe!”
Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
“Lack of concentration.”
Q: What did the old orange see before it died?
A: The grim ripe-r.
Why did the orange go out with a prune? He couldn’t find a date.
Why did the orange turn into orange juice?
It couldn’t handle the pressure.
The best punishment to give orange kids is getting them canned. This is the only way to prevent them from going bad.
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle?
“An Orange County Chopper.”
Why was red in awe of orange?
“Because orange blue green.”
What do oranges like to listen to?
Musical com-peel-ations.
Why did the orange come back after it was thrown in the garbage?
It was a boom-orange.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?.
What happened when an orange, an apple, and a banana all went on a picnic together?
They had a “fruit-ful” day.
In the middle of the night yesterday, I dreamt that I was swimming in a sea of oranges only to wake up and realize that it was just a Fanta-sea.
What happens when you rub two oranges together?
You get Pulp Friction.
What do you call fake oranges?
“Pulp Fiction”
What did the insulted orange say to the kiwi? Ex-squeeze-me?
What's the difference between French fries and orange juice?
You can make orange juice out of orange, but not French fries out of French
Why did the orange help the old lady cross the road?
To do a random act of rindness.
Hap-pea-ness is when you and your friend are like two peas in a pod.
What did the orange say before jumping into the juicer?
“The zest is yet to come!”
An apple and an orange signed up for a tournament. No one was really surprised when they had both were seeded.
What did the oranges do after concluding the meeting?
They peeled the deal.
An organization that citricises its workers cannot get the maximum juice out of them.
Oranges rarely pass driving tests, this is because they keep on peeling out.
Why was the orange the valedictorian of her class?
She was the zest in class.
A lemon says to an orange, “What are you up to?”
The orange replies, “Not much. Just hanging ‘round.”