What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle? – An Orange County Chopper.
The best punishment to give orange kids is getting them canned. This is the only way to prevent them from going bad.
Why did the orange go to the doctor?
“It wasn’t peeling well.”
What do you call fake oranges?
“Pulp Fiction”
Which Star Wars character was the orange cast for?
Emperor Pulpatine.
Why did the orange help the old lady cross the road?
To do a random act of rindness.
Where were the first orange trees planted?
“In Orange County.”
What did the insulted orange say to the kiwi? Ex-squeeze-me?
The oranges hadn’t been peeling well for a week when they finally decided to seek medical attention.
What do you call a punctual citrus fruit?
A Clockwork Orange.
Q: Why are orange and banana phones so popular these days?
A: They have appeal.
Why did the orange lose the race?
“Because it got Im-peached.”
What do you call a male orange?
Mangerine!
When the orange started peeling, he was glad it was finally cutting some weight.
Why couldn’t the orange dance in the talent show without his partner?
Because it takes two to “tang-o.”
He apologized for driving the orange to the edge of the blade
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? It said concentrate.
I was throwing oranges at tropical birds. One of them caught one then said: “Toucan play that game”
Why don’t oranges go around blind?
“Because they take Vitamin See!”
When you come across oranges wearing suntan lotion, don’t judge them harshly. They do so in order not to peel.
The orange was really sad at the event because it had no peelings whatsoever for the desperate prune.
The favorite drink for batman is a fruit punch.
Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
“Lack of concentration.”
Did you hear that they're trying to convict an orange?
It got wrapped up in appeal.
During World War 2, sending food to the troops was a challenge. Researchers had to concentrate to figure out how to send orange juice.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
We all know that monkeys of all species love bananas, however, there is one family that doesn’t really fancy them, the orang-utans.
Why did the fruit bat eat the orange?
“Because it had appeal.”
Which language do oranges use to speak to each other? Mandarin.
What did mamma orange say to little orange after he spilled his milk? It’s no big peel!
You shouldn’t put orange slices in your beer. Well, maybe once in a Blue Moon.
Why did the orange get pulled over while driving?
He kept peeling out.
When I was in grade school, one of my best friends spoke Mandarin. One day, he introduced me to his parents and I told them I don’t speak orange.
Q: What did the old orange see before it died?
A: The grim ripe-r.
Why was the orange skeptical of everyone around him?
He was planted with a seed of doubt.
Q: Why did the orange cross the road?
A: Because everyone thought he was a chicken.
Finally, the call came in and the orange was informed by the person on the other end of the line that the company had orange-d an interview for the following day.
The fruit bat ate the orange because of its appeal. It had such a nice color.
The Paddington bears don’t eat lots of marmalade sandwiches because they are already stuffed.
What do oranges have after a hard work out? Juice!
Why did the lemon like the orange? He’s not from concentrate.
“My favorite color is tangerine- isn’t that orange-inal?”
What do you get when an Elephant sits on an Orange?
Orange squash.
Why did the orange’s musical number receive a bad review?
Because it wasn’t an “orange-inal.”
The next person that asks me for pineapple juice, cranberry juice, lemonade, and a slice of orange all in the same glass is gonna get a “punch.
Why did the orange lose his job at the factory? He didn’t concentrate.
What are the longest lasting relationships in the fruit world? Orange-d marriages.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?.
Q: What happens when two oranges collide?
A: They get en-tang-led!
A lemon says to an orange, “What are you up to?”
The orange replies, “Not much. Just hanging ‘round.”