The reason orange juice doesn’t slide well on hard wood floors is Because of pulp friction.
I was throwing oranges at tropical birds. One of them caught one then said: “Toucan play that game”
Despite his puns being so orange-inal, nobody really likes them.
What do you call fake oranges?
“Pulp Fiction”
What did the oranges do after concluding the meeting?
They peeled the deal.
Why did the orange help the old lady cross the road?
To do a random act of rindness.
Last night I dreamt I was swimming in a sea of oranges. I guess it was just a Fanta-sea!
Q: Why couldn’t the orange believe that her friend had let her down?
A: This was because citrus-ted him!
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette. They call it “Nico-tang”
The fruit bat ate the orange because of its appeal. It had such a nice color.
Why did the orange get insurance?
Zest in case.
What do oranges like to listen to?
Musical com-peel-ations.
We all know that monkeys of all species love bananas, however, there is one family that doesn’t really fancy them, the orang-utans.
Nowadays oranges have decided to go out with prune. The reason is that it is becoming so hard to find a date.
Why did the orange lose the race?
“Because it got Im-peached.”
Why did the orange lose his job at the factory? He didn’t concentrate.
A lemon says to an orange, “What are you up to?”
The orange replies, “Not much. Just hanging ‘round.”
What’s an orange’s favourite animal? An orange-utan.
Q: Why did the orange cross the road?
A: Because everyone thought he was a chicken.
What happened when an orange, an apple, and a banana all went on a picnic together?
They had a “fruit-ful” day.
Why did the orange come back after it was thrown in the garbage?
It was a boom-orange.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?.
He apologized for driving the orange to the edge of the blade
The best punishment to give orange kids is getting them canned. This is the only way to prevent them from going bad.
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice.