Why did the orange turn into orange juice?
It couldn’t handle the pressure.
Despite the pun being so orange-inal, it wasn’t all that funny.
Last night I dreamt I was swimming in a sea of oranges. I guess it was just a Fanta-sea!
What do you get when an Elephant sits on an Orange?
Orange squash.
What did the orange say before he started his new job?
“The zest is yet to come!”
Q: What happens when two oranges collide?
A: They get en-tang-led!
Q: What did the old orange see before it died?
A: The grim ripe-r.
Since her parents wanted to become wealthy fast, they ensured their daughter had an orange-d marriage.
Q: Why couldn’t the orange believe that her friend had let her down?
A: This was because citrus-ted him!
Q: Why did the orange cross the road?
A: Because everyone thought he was a chicken.
The favorite drink for batman is a fruit punch.
The oranges hadn’t been peeling well for a week when they finally decided to seek medical attention.
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle? – An Orange County Chopper.
Why did the orange go to the doctor?
“It wasn’t peeling well.”
The best punishment to give orange kids is getting them canned. This is the only way to prevent them from going bad.
Why did the orange get pulled over while driving?
He kept peeling out.
The orange said to the melon, “You are one in a melon.” The melon replied, “You are so appealing.”
Why does the yogi meditate under the citrus tree?
Because it’s a sub-lime spot.
What happened when the orange broke out of prison?
All heck broke juice.
When the orange started peeling, he was glad it was finally cutting some weight.
What is the healthiest fruit?
“An orange. It takes Vitamin See!”
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle?
“An Orange County Chopper.”
During World War 2, sending food to the troops was a challenge. Researchers had to concentrate to figure out how to send orange juice.
In the middle of the night yesterday, I dreamt that I was swimming in a sea of oranges only to wake up and realize that it was just a Fanta-sea.
Why don’t oranges go around blind?
“Because they take Vitamin See!”