What is the favorite color of onions all around the world? Their favorite color is the o-neon.
What is the similarity between a superhero and an onion? They both have layers.
What do you call an onion who decides to be very eco-friendly in its approach? You name it a green onion.
The old and wise onion had once told me that life is similar to onions. Whenever we peel off our protective layers, we end up crying.
What do you say happened to an onion who got what it deserved? You say it got karma-lized.
What do you say to a small onion that has helped you?
Thanks shallot.
The Bee Gees were such fans of onions that they even dedicated a song to it. They named it 'Chives Talking'.
What is the name of the onion ring that cannot but be funny? It is a Funyon!
What do you call an onion monk who is present everywhere? Ommnion!
Onions have had a long process in the evolutionary chain. They have evolved into today's onions from onionderthals.
Onions are unable to store water inside them because there is always a leek.
What do you get when you cross a bean and an onion?
Teargas.
What happens when an onion burps at the most awkward time? It releases tear gas.
What do you call an onion who wants to go on romantic dates in Paris? A French onion.
What do you call who has been electrocuted? You call it anion.
The onion teacher was teaching her onion students about figures of speech. Today, she was teaching onionomatopia.
My wife’s an abysmal cook.
She tried combining corned beef, onions and potatoes…
She made a right hash of it.
On my farm, an entire lot of onions had some allergic reactions that broke out in chives!
What is the only way one does not have to cry while cutting onions? They simply don't have to form emotional bonds with it.
To which tier of fruits and vegetables do onions belong? They belong to the teary.
Why do onions have poor self-image?
Because people cry when they get onions naked.
My son ate daffodil bulbs instead of onions
But that's really serious! Is he in hospital?
Yes, he's still a bit yellow, but he should be coming out in the spring.
What kind of chips do you eat in the bath?
Shower cream and onion.
I once saw an onion that had been preserved for ages. It was an Egyptian onion.
The onion husband and wife had a fight, and she told him that he shouldn't have exposed all his layers because it was making her cry.
What do you call an onion that is very sick and has a high temperature? It is a boiling onion.
Why does Mr. Potato Head have a mobile?
In case Mr. Onion rings.
What do you call an onion that is very valuable to jewelers? You call it a pearl onion.
What do you call a hobbit who has bad breath? He is known as Lord of Onion Rings!
I got a packet of onions from the supermarket yesterday. Somehow, by today, all of them have disappeared. Guess this is why the shopkeeper warned me not to buy Bermuda Onions.
What is the name of the horse that a knight onion rides? They ride a scallion.
What do you call a sweet onion? Caramelized!
I don't know what happened, but the moment I brought the onion into the kitchen, everything got rejuvenated, and everything started feeling fresh! Guess this really is a spring onion.
An onion just told me a joke.
I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I recently bought my grandson a vegetable-themed pogo stick exclusively made from spring onions.
When I proposed to my fiancee, she started crying. It must be because I proposed to her with an onion ring.
At the bar mitzvah ceremony, the Jewish onion greeted his uncle by saying 'Shallot'.
There was a bull in the neighborhood who would always vandalize my farm. Guess it was because I harvested Spanish onions.
What is the onion that laughs a lot and is small and white in color? It is a tickled onion.
What did the two onions who were lovers say to each other before being separated? "Our love will forever go-nion on!"
Whats the difference between onions and girls?
I cry when I cut up onions.