When I proposed to my fiancee, she started crying. It must be because I proposed to her with an onion ring.
What was the event of the onion family getting back together called as? A family reonion.
Why does Mr. Potato Head have a mobile?
In case Mr. Onion rings.
My wife said that onions are the only vegetable that makes her cry
So I threw a pumpkin at her
The onion husband and wife had a fight, and she told him that he shouldn't have exposed all his layers because it was making her cry.
When I told my friend an onion pun, he started crying. I asked whether they were tears of happiness?
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
French onion soup.
I got a packet of onions from the supermarket yesterday. Somehow, by today, all of them have disappeared. Guess this is why the shopkeeper warned me not to buy Bermuda Onions.
I was surprised at the number of onions needed for this dish- it calls for shallot of onions.
I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping onions which made me cry
Onions was a good dog
What does an onion say when you are upset because of it one day? It says, "I am sorry that I made you cry!"