On Father's Day my family went strawberry picking. Later on, we decided to make a jam...
...from the fruits of our labor
Q: How do two cherries make up after an argument?
A: They cherry the hatchet.
What do fruits look for at a talent show? A berry that can really cherry a tune.
What did the lovesick pig sing to his girlfriend? Don't go bacon my heart!
Did you hear about the guy who put little G.I. Joe soldiers at the bottom of his coffee cup?
He’d heard that the best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup!
"Back that glass up."
Why did the hot dog turn down a chance to star in a major motion picture? None of the rolls (roles) were good enough.
Peas excuse how bad this pun is.
Why should you bake bacon on an asteroid on its way to Earth ?
It's meteor.
I was very surprised to hear those insane rapping skills from my green onions. It had lived up to its name of rapscallion.
Are there any funny red wine puns at BabaMail Jokes?
You bet Shiraz there are!
What does a birthday cake and a baseball team have in common?
They both need good batters.
What do you get when you fling salt in a tavern?
A barnacle (a.k.a. bar-na-cl).
What do cheese makers dance to on halloween? The muenster mash!
How does a potato win at Street Fighter? By mashing the kick button.
What is the correct answer to Hummus?
A cow.
What do you call cheese that is sad? Blue cheese.
A cable TV installer walks into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender says, "You'll be served sometime between 7am and 2pm."
What would a peach say to its girlfriend or boyfriend? – “You will always have a peach of my heart, baby!”
What did the peanut say right before taking an exam? “I walnut fail!”
Why did the man keep punching his doughy friend?
To get a rise out of him!
A skeleton walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer and a mop.
What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor? Ground Beef What do you call a cow with no front legs? Lean Beef
What’s a nut’s favorite Shakespeare line?
“To be or nut to be.”
What do you call a cow that has 2 legs? Side of beef
Why did the vegetable thief wet his pants?
Because he took a leek!
How do you make dog bread?
Just use collie flour.
Why did the cherry go to the good drinks factory? It was cordially invited.
My wife misplace the sugar with the salt in her sugar cookies.
It was sodium disgusting.
I earned money by selling broth. Now I am a bouillonaire.
Dad: Did you hear about the cow that was arrested?
Kids: No.
Dad: He was uddermining the authorities.
Have you heard about the chocolate box thief? He’s always got a few Twix up his sleeve.
What did the salt shaker say to the graint of salt? Why you INSALT MEEE.
Where does Thor grow his vegetables?
In his Asgarden.
Have you wondered what made the strawberry such a smoothie? It is the yoghurt of course.
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
Why did Wonder Woman rescue the Wine?
Because that's what grape lady superheroes do!
Don’t ask me why I love wine. I have my rieslings.
What happens after you eat an entire gallon of "All Natural" ice cream? You get Breyer's remorse!
What cheese do beavers like? eDam
What do magician avocados say?
Avocadabra!
Oranges rarely pass driving tests, this is because they keep on peeling out.
Some people think anyone who sells meat is gross. But, people who sell fruit and vegetables are grocer.
Q: What anime series do fruits like to watch?
A: One peach.
When the baby onion was misbehaving, the father onion told it, "You better behave, you cheeky chops!"
My friends and I are in search of some fresh vegetables puns.
Please lettuce know if you find any.
What do you call the onions which are small and yellow and very naughty? You call it a minonion!
Broccoli: I look like a tree. Walnut: I look like a brain. Mushroom: I look like an umbrella. Banan Can we change the topic?
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
When you come across a strawberry that uses foul language, it must be berry rude.