Why did the cow and the bull become so close? Because they became beef-friends.
At a restaurant, the peach said, "Hey, I would like a peach of cake for dessert, thank you!"
What's black, white, orange, and waddles? A penguin carrying a Jack-o-lantern.
How did the baker cut four loaves of bread at the same time? By buying a four-loaf-cleaver.
A fruit was madly in love, it was peachy–keen.
How does a cheese tell you they want to be with you?
“I think you and I would look gouda together.”
Let's pumpkin spice things up a bit
What does a cheese say when they look in the mirror in the morning?
Halloumi.
What is the executioner’s favorite vegetable?
A head of lettuce.
Why is pumpkin pie so much better than sweet potato pie?
Sweet potatoes are ungourdly.
Donut even think about taking another donut!
What do you call a baby potato? Small fry.
I’m bacon you! Please stop with the meat puns!
What kind of cookies do poor people want during Halloween? Fortune cookies.
Did you hear about the lemons that got sick?
They got lime disease.
Forget about watermelons, I heard having a windmelon your property is the best way to get clean and renewable electricity.
What did the cheese say to the other cheese? I smell something swiss-picious!
I felt like telling you the joke about a strawberry jam on a piece of bread, but I won't. You might go around spreading it.
Q: Why did the cherry stop in the middle of the road?
A: It ran out of juice.
What are the four seasons?
Salt, Pepper, Sugar and Flour.
What is a lion’s favorite cheese?
Roarquefort.
There’s muffin I wouldn’t do for breakfast.
Why are watermelons, such good entrepreneurs?
“They always have seed money.”
What's a cow's favorite moosical note? Beef-flat
What is the only time you start at the red and stop at the green?
“When you eat a watermelon!”
My mother says: “Leave that peach cobbler alone on the table!” However, I cannot help myself and sneak in to watch it making beautiful peach shoes.
Following a recipe, says I need: pears, five cubed. 125 sounds like a lot of pears for a pie…
Did you hear about the flatmate who woke up to a spicy toothbrush? He had it cumin.
Why did the blonde throw her favorite doll on the grill? She thought it was a Barbie-Q.
My wife made gluten free, carb free, salt free spaghetti last night
It was not real food, it was an impasta.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese!
What do you call fraudulent milk? Cow-nterfeit.
I was throwing oranges at tropical birds. One of them caught one then said: “Toucan play that game”
A pickle store is giving out their new tea-flavored pickles on the street today
I tried some and I guess they tasted quite a-tea-pickle.
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
What happens if you swallow a whole corn cob?
You get corn-stipated!
What do oranges like to listen to?
Musical com-peel-ations.
What lives in apples and is an avid reader? A bookworm !
What do you get when your dog jumps into the fire pit? A hot dog.
What do you call a potato that has turned to the dark side? Vader tots!
"You are so bottlefull to me."
How does Bob Marley like his donuts?
Wi’ jam in.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad to see me?
What do you call an overly cautious cup of tea?
Uncertaintea.
So, what do you do with an epileptic watermelon? Simple, you make a seizure salad.
Why can't you tease egg whites?
Because they can't take a yolk.
Why did the wheel act so bossy? Cause he was the "Big Cheese."
Do not be sad because of these bad words. You are always a fineapple in my heart.
Why does salt make everything taste better
Because it's sodi-yummm!
What song was the peach listening to? 'Stronger with Peach Tear'.