What do you call a flying cheese?
A curd of prey.
What do you call the greatest cheese to every live on the earth? Legen-dairy!
In North Korea, you can not throw fruits in the snow as they don't have the right to freeze peach
When it started raining, I spotted a potato across the road pretty fast and I wondered what’s up? It wasn’t long before I saw a fork up ahead.
What did the burger meat say to the BBQ? “Is it meat you’re looking for?”
What do fruits look for at a talent show? A berry that can really cherry a tune.
Why don’t oranges go around blind?
“Because they take Vitamin See!”
You knead me in your loaf.
A strawberry usually needs batteries when it runs out of juice.
Pigs, when out in public, have to keep an eye on their valuables as they are vulnerable to pigpockets.
What did the cheese say to the other cheese? I smell something swiss-picious!
Sorry kids - we won't be carving pumpkins this year... Sorry to squash your enthusiasm.
What did one nut say to the other nut when it was chasing it?
“I’m gonna cashew!”
What does a pirate pay for his corn?
A buccaneer!
What is the similarity between a superhero and an onion? They both have layers.
Where do Russians get all of their milk from? Mos-cow!
Why was the pear by himself? Because the banana split.
Who does the nectarine just do a hair transplant? Because it wants to become a peach.
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
What do you get if you cross a pumpkin with a bigfoot?
A Sasquash.
What's slimy cold long and smells like pork? Kermit the frogs finger!
Are there any funny red wine puns at BabaMail Jokes?
You bet Shiraz there are!
“Waiter, will my pizza be long?”
“No sir, it will be round!”
This guy walks into the doctor's office with a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear.
I got some salt in my eye
Now it’s sea salt.
What do you call a talkative drink? Chai Tea.
Why isn’t there an organization like Chocoholics Anonymous?
Because nobody wants to quit.
Why are tomatoes the slowest vegetable?
Because they can’t ketchup.
My neighbor said a man walked into my garden and stole my mangoes.
I am wondering where did that mango.
The young woman decided to become a professional baker. She realized that it could help her earn her bread and butter.
What’s the only type of melon that changes colours at will? Well, a chamelon.
Husband: "These pears a perfect right now."
Me: "Would you say they're 'pear-fect'?"
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Walnut.
Walnut who?
I walnut tell you. It’s a secret.
Q: What do you get when you walk around with cherries in your shoes?
A: Toe jam.
How did the pine propose to the apple? With a pineapple ring.
Make no bones about it, home made stock is a really good base for soups.
What’s a potato’s least favorite dance? The Mash Potato.
What did the cherry say when it won its third Olympic gold medal? That's just the cherry on top of a successful career.
What did the duck eat for lunch? Soup and Quackers.
I steal my eggs from my next door neighbor.
I prefer them poached.
One day, my stepfather ordered some fish tacos. I asked him what kind of fish goes in a fish taco.
He said, "Dead."
What is the chemical formula of the molecules in sweets? Carbon-holmium-cobalt-lanthanum-tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
Cherries are actually great at a lot of different sports. Their favorite one, in case you were wondering, is archerry.
You spilled your entire cup of coffee? What's sumatra with you?
What kind of candy makes fun of you? Tootsie Trolls.
What’s the only fruit that never gets lonely?
A pear.
What should you drink before you workout? Sweat-Tea.
What is a potato’s favorite baseball team? The New York Yamkees
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?
Mice cream and cake!
What did the girl dinosaur ask her pet dog?
"Do you want some tea, Rex?"