What is the similarity between a superhero and an onion? They both have layers.
What’s an apple’s favorite restaurant? Applebee’s.
Who were the first cheese lovers ever?
Edam and Eve.
Q: What anime series do fruits like to watch?
A: One peach.
Where do bananas go to learn to be sweet?
Sundae School.
What do you call a fat pumpkin?
A plumpkin!
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants!
What kind of cookies do vulcans love? Spockolate chips.
What happened when one friend forgot to brew her pal a coffee? Their friendship came to a bitter end.
I spent last Christmas with a bunch of soft fruit. I kept getting confused with the toast – they were saying “Eat, drink and be cherry!”
How do playful monkeys go down the stairs?
They slide down the banana-ster!
What do you call two watermelons that are not allowed to get married? A couple of can’t- elopes.
Why is peanut butter a bad secret keeper? Because it tends to spread it and not keep it.
Why couldn’t the cheese sleep?
He was scared there was a munster under the bed.
I mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a 🍲. Served the mash to guests visiting my place.
Called the dish, Mea Pulpa.
When do bakers stop making donuts?
When they get tired of the hole thing.
Bacon and eggs walk into a bar.
They take their seat and ask the bartender for two draft beers.
The bartender looks at them and says “sorry guys, we don’t serve breakfast here.”
What is the cherry fruit's favorite American talkshow? The Cherry Springer Show of course!
A carrot went to a football game.
Wonder who it was rooting for.
What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree? Pineapple.
I work in security, and i want to get a pumpkin for my desk
It shall be a security gourd.
How do you make Ohio State University cookies? Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours.
What's a barista's favorite exercise at the gym? The French press.
My car smelled like bacon when I got home.
My porking brake was on.
Some types of meat like to play around a lot. These are generally the game types.
"Everything happens for a riesling, right?"
What is a cheese lover’s favorite track and field event?
The curdles.
What did the watermelon wife say to his stinky husband? You’ve got a strange smelon you today.
What do you call it when 13 preschoolers have just had their juice?
A Daycare's Buzzin'.
What do you give a dog with a fever?… Mustard, it’s the best thing for a hot dog.
I met a girl in a vegetarian restaurant who said she recognized me, but I have literally never seen herbivore.
What do you call a cheese that is an alcoholic? Livarot
If you leave alphabet soup on the stove and leave, it could spell disaster.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese!
What kind of fish is only made of salt.
A tu-na.
The oranges have great eyesight because they always keep their eyes peeled.
What's an egg's favorite tree?
A y-oak tree.
The forecast said that we’re in for a hot summer; better make sure I watermelon everyday or else the yard will dry up.
What do you call a pickle lullaby?
A cucumber slumber number.
My father loves eating reams of soup. That is the reason why I think he should be nominated to the Soup – ream – court!
Lately my wife has been looking at me as if I'm a piece of meat....
And it wouldn't bother me, if she wasn't a vegan.
How is coffee better than a woman?
It goes down way easier.
Do you know why do the hipsters burn their tongue? It is because they eat their soup before it gets cool.
What do you call corn that joins the army?
Kernel.
How did the avocado feel after a day at the gym?
Hard core.
What’s Another Name For iPhone Chargers?
Apple Juice.
When the bread started crying because it was toast, the loaf told him, "You deserve butter."
What do you do with epileptic lettuce? You make a seizure salad!
How do you know you in "love" with spicy food? After getting to third basil.
The daddy strawberry got the job to perform at the circus because he was a berry straw-ng man.