The cold broth is known to have lived in Stock-holm.
Why is green ice cream so serendipitous?
It was mint to be.
The soup that my mom made for dinner healed my flu in a day. It was almost soup-er natural.
Q: What happens when two oranges collide?
A: They get en-tang-led!
What covers the floor of the motzarella forest?
Cheese sticks.
My mom likes to feed everyone the soup she makes. She said it is her broth right.
What do you call a chicken staring at a salad?
Chicken sees a salad.
How do you know when guacamole has gone bad?
When it turns guaca-moldy.
Don’t hang around booze hounds. They’re wine-y bitches.
The Japanese restaurant serves the best soups. It will always make miso happy.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef!
Why do sharks swim in salt water?
If they swam in pepper water they would sneeze.
Why did the parmesan swipe left on the cheddar?
His pick-up line was too cheesey.
When you finish the lemons that life gives you;
Sublime.
You make me hap-pea, we're like two peas in a pod.
What do leprechauns love to barbecue? Short ribs!
"I'd like to make a toast!", said the bread to the bride on her wedding day.
What kind of apple isn't an apple? A pineapple. What did the apple say to the apple pie? "You've got some crust."
Why was the cheese asked to leave the restaurant?
The cook said “we don’t serve your rind here”.
Why don't anarchists drink green tea?
Because it helps fight free radicals.
Q: Why wouldn’t the teacher bring the class to the green pea farm?
A: It was in a seedy part of town.
Why did the nut go to the bank?
To cashew its check.
When the little boy was baking a cake why did it run away? Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
What is ice cream’s favorite day of the week?
Sundae.
Where do bugs go to watch the big game? Apple-Bees.
Why do gherkins giggle when you touch them?
They're pickle-ish.
A skeleton walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer and a mop.
I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping onions which made me cry
Onions was a good dog
Patient: Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." Doctor: Next time, take off the candles.
I tried finding the dairy factory last night, but I had no luck. I must have lost my whey.
Why did the donut go to the dentist? It needed a filling!"
I am pretty sure that the favourite soup of Dracula is the Scream of tomato.
Did you hear about the lemons that got sick?
They got lime disease.
An artist painted a wonderful fruit painting. It was a beautiful peach of work.
"Alcohol you later."
Where do you put nectarines when you want to freeze them? Inside the peach-zer.
What is a corn's favorite song?
Corn fields forever.
Wife told me to grow a pear.
I did. It tasted delicious.
What do you call a hobbit who has bad breath? He is known as Lord of Onion Rings!
Have you guys tried kangaroo beer?
It’s a little hoppy.
What did the Cheese salesman say? That cheese may be Gouda, but this one is Feta!
I yam always very happy to eat sweet potatoes.
Do you know what firemen often add to their soup? – They add firecrackers.
What do you get when you cross a human and a pear?
A pear-son.
Why did the wine connoisseur insist on drinking from an old tire?
He heard it was a Goodyear!
What do two cherries say when they get married? I promise to cherry-ish you forever.
I am really broth-taking when I see the signer vomiting soup.
If mom leaves her alphabet soup on the stove and forgets about it, it would spell disaster.
I hear Jake finally broke up with his crazy grocer girlfriend; never could tell water problem was.
What did Gorgonzola say to Cheddar? Lookin' Sharp.