Food short jokes and puns

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Food short jokes and puns

What drink brings you down to earth? Gravi-Tea.
What is the left side of an apple? The part that you don't eat.
What do you call a sleeping pizza?
A piZZZZZZa.
What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden Seizure salad
Why do winos love cheap wine puns?
Because wine snobs hate them!
Where did the garlic clove go to have a few drinks? The Salad Bar!
What does a cheese lover say when someone keeps messing around with them?
“You gouda brie kidding!”
I met a girl that owned three french-fry factories. I was impressed but to her it was just small potatoes.
Strawberries love to travel. Their favorite mode of transport is the wind-jam-mer.
How does bread woo a lover?
With lots of flours.
My girlfriend said we aren't getting married until she has a pear shape
It's the reason we cantaloupe
What do you call a girl watermelon cop on the beat? A water fe-melon duty.
Cherry pie will set you back 10 dollars in Antigua, but 15 in Barbados. Yes, those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
Finally, the call came in and the orange was informed by the person on the other end of the line that the company had orange-d an interview for the following day.
What kind of chips do you eat in the bath?
Shower cream and onion.
"It isn't good to keep things bottled up."
What do you call a nut with facial hair?
A mustachio.
Do you know what is so special about the alphabet soup of Twitter? It only allows 140 letters.
What does a lady in a mall do with a cheesey credit card? Go on a shopping brie.
I’m chocolate to my appointment!
Why did the lettuce stop dating the mushroom?
He though she was a pretty fungal, but didn't have mushroom on its schedule.
What cheese should you use to hide a horse? Mascarpone.
Q: Why is a carrot orange and pointy?
A: Because if it was green and round, it would be a pea!
What kind of party is held in a cornfield?
A cornball!
Why was the slice of bread upset with her husband?
He told her she was being too kneady.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you throw me in the cold, cold water!
I am a peach, and when my husband accompanies me, we are a pear.
I fed my wife some ground chick peas and she choked to death
The police are treating it as a hummuside.
What do you call a flying cheese?
A curd of prey.
Did you see the movie about the hot dog? It was an Oscar Wiener.
What happened to the pig who liked pineapple? He turned into a porky-pine!
What do you call a pickle lullaby?
A cucumber slumber number.
What do you call a cute donut?
A-dough-able.
What if soy milk is just regular milk that's trying to introduce itself in Spanish?
The peach couple from school is totally in love. They seem so perfect for peach other.
my buddy’s sad after getting fired from taco bell, so being a caring friend i asked if he wanted to
taco bout it?
Why did the elephant cross the road?
To get to the peanut.
What was the Peach's favorite surf band from the 60's? The Peach Boys.
What did the orange do the night before the exam?
He put his nose to the “g-rind-stone” and read the entire textbook.
"Adulting makes me wine."
What does a birthday cake and a baseball team have in common?
They both need good batters.
I am a huge fan of local cuisine, and cooking is my soup-er power!
An inspirational speaker came to speak at the fruit stand today. He told us to peach for the stars.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?.
What did the banana do when he saw a monkey? The banana split!
When soup feels strained and stressed, where would it go? – A broth-el!
The unluckiest berry in the group is the one that drew the short straw-berry.
I sent back the soup served to me at the restaurant. It was not of soup-reme quality.
Why did the farmer feed his pigs a mixture of sugar, vinegar, and soy sauce? He wanted sweet and sour pork.
What’s sweet and goes woof?
Pupcakes!