Soup is only musical when it is piping hot.
Vampires love cookies too, they love No-stake cookies.
Why did the cherry blossom tree seem scared when it was trying to make a cherry pie? Because it was baking like a leaf.
Cow's that eat strawberries give strawberry milk.
What did the pizza say when it asked the topping out on a date?
I never sausage a beautiful face.
Why are popsicles so snobby?
They have a stick up their butt.
Sometimes a pea starts acting like a diva. We call them a pea-Madonna.
The forecast said that we’re in for a hot summer; better make sure I watermelon everyday or else the yard will dry up.
I have to spill my guts, I love Halloween!
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes?
To make them light and fluffy.
Q: What do you call two peas in a pod?
A: Peepee.
What do citrus fruits use to get dates?
Pickup limes.
Who is the superhero who loves to have soup all the time? Souper-man.
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"
Strawberries are considered to be the most bullied fruits because they're always getting picked on.
What happened to the man who turned into a pistachio?
He became a shell of who he once was.
What did the hummus say to the pita bread when he got sick?
I falafel.
"Scone be a lot of fun. Wheat love for you to join us."
What's the difference between a pickle and a psychiatrist?
If you don't know, you ought to stop talking to your pickle!
What type of window do donuts prefer in their homes?
Double glazed.
What soup killed Rob Stark? Italian Wedding Massacre.
What was the pumpkin's favorite sport?
Squash.
Whats the name of the movie about Bacon? Frankenswine, or you can go see Hamlet.
Love is also like a pineapple: They both are undefinable and sweet.
What do murderers drink? Cruel-tea.
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.
Udon even know how to cook this udon recipe. Fortunately, I can teach you.
Did you hear? The pilgrims rode the May-Flour so that they could bake bread as they went to America. This is a cute option.
She drank so much coffee at work, she considered it part of her daily grind.
What does a dragon eat with his soup? Firecrackers.
The cold broth is known to have lived in Stock-holm.
What is a monkey's favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp!
How do you celebrate orange drink that doesn't expire?
Woo! Tang is forever!
Excuse me waiter, I have a question about the house salad.
Does it come with window dressing?
Why does Britain like tea so much?
Because tea leaves.
Why does everyone want ice cream to be on their team?
Because with them, anything is popsicle.
What kind of tea did the American colonists want? Liberty.
What did the nectarine boxer say to his opponent? "You want a peach of me?"
How did the vineyard launch the new champagne making business?
They crashed a small boat into it.
"You are so bottlefull to me."
Did you hear about the cow that committed murder? It was in cow-ld blood! How dairy.
What do you get when you cross a smurf and a cow?
Blue cheese.
How many atoms are in guacamole?
Avocados number.
What type of relationships do hotdogs like to have? A frank relationship, they can’t stand lies.
What did the pastry chef say when a banana cream pie he made completely satisfies a tyrannical ruler?
It hit despot.
Which sports team do wine lovers always root for?
The Reds!
The reason orange juice doesn’t slide well on hard wood floors is Because of pulp friction.
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? A; Because he heard the cakes were rich.
Ever heard of French Donuts?
They’re the Beigne of my existence.