Don't drink too much coffee after breakfast. You might face a latte problems.
Did you know you can make a really good music player out of a cherry cake? It’s called a gateau blaster.
What do you say happened to an onion who got what it deserved? You say it got karma-lized.
What happened when a farmer crossed a chili pepper, a shovel, and a pitbull? He got a hot-diggity-dog.
If there was a material made of milk which could store electricity...
...it would be called buttery.
Join us for a slice of fun.
Pre pear yourself for a bad pun.
Dad: Is that a pear?
*Dad points to pear on the kitchen counter.
Child: Yea...
Dad: Then why is there only one?
I mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a 🍲. Served the mash to guests visiting my place.
Called the dish, Mea Pulpa.
The nut gave her boyfriend the kola shoulder for missing their date.
A berry from which you can directly drink out of is a straw-berry.
What does a loaf of bread say when breaking up with his girlfriend?
You deserve butter.
Pumpkin Spice season is finally here, better latte than never.
Why did the aging bread roll retire?
Her career was already toast.
One day a apple saw a banana without its peel. The apple asked banana, where is your peel? He replied, people are always taking off my clothes.
I was souper excited to hear some soup puns for the comic chef - but his performance did not excite miso much.
Where do eggs go on holiday?
New Yolk.
It peels nice to be voted in as the most appeeling model in the contest.
Whom did the cheesy Bible start with? Edam and Eve.
What do you say to an avocado who’s done a good job?
“Bravocado!”
My local ice cream man was found dead in his garage covered in strawberry sauce and hundreds and thousands.
Police believe he topped himself.
No one laughed at my milk jokes. They said they were too cheesy.
What did Mrs. Pea say to his wife after she refused to listen to her? "I don't care, just do as you peas."
Man wins award after he died eating appetizers at a Mediterranean restaurant
It was a Post-Hummus award.
You knead me in your loaf. This one kind of works, but loaf is just a little too different from life.
What did one cheddar cheese say to the other cheddar cheese at prom?
Looking sharp!
What did the pear say to the other pear when they just got together?
It’s good to be a pair.
Do you know how the pineapple feeds her children? She gives them milk from her pinenipples!
Why was the backstroke done by the squirrel?
“The squirrel preferred to maintain his nuts dry.”
Which actor is now being quarantined for Swine Flu? Kevin Bacon
What did Gorgonzola say to Cheddar? Lookin' Sharp.
When I proposed to my fiancee, she started crying. It must be because I proposed to her with an onion ring.
A potato gave a gift to his girlfriend.She said, “Aww, why are you so sweet? ”He said, “It’s just the
way I yam.”
You don't know jack-o-lantern
Why couldn’t the donut reach enlightenment? Because it was already holy.
Who is the superhero who loves to have soup all the time? Souper-man.
I am a huge fan of local cuisine, and cooking is my soup-er power!
Q: Why are orange and banana phones so popular these days?
A: They have appeal.
It’s too bad that bread puns are always so crumby. Mmm . . . crumbs.
What do you get when you put Cola in an oven?
Baking soda.
When my friend Frank died, his body was cremated and his ashes were placed in a decorative German beer tankard.
Now he's Frank in stein.
In the middle of the night yesterday, I dreamt that I was swimming in a sea of oranges only to wake up and realize that it was just a Fanta-sea.
"Thanks a brunch for the meal!", said the punny man when he sat to eat.
Which vegetable is the most qualified?
Qualiflower.
Time fries when you’re having fun!
The soup that she cooks is so thick that the kitchen would go around when she stirs it.
"Hakuna Moscato. It means drink wine."
Why did the cheese get in trouble?
It was up to no gouda.
What do you call cheese who attends art openings?
Cultured.
Who tells the best egg jokes?
Comedi-hens.
Fake ramen noodles are also called the impasta.