Make no bones about it, home made stock is a really good base for soups.
The young loaf of bread ended up getting fired from his job because he kept loafing around. Poor guy.
Did you hear about the crab that went to the seafood disco? He pulled a muscle
You've really struck a gourd with me...
I went to my fridge to get some lettuce for my salad
But there was none Romaine-ing.
It’s time to think outside the pizza box.
When everyone agreed with Hulk at breakfast that they love waffles more, he said, "Not all heroes wear crepes."
What did the pastry chef say to his unsupportive father?
“Donut hole me back.”
What do two cherries say when they get married? I promise to cherry-ish you forever.
Which nut is the best at playing tag?
Catch-yous aka cashews.
Why do hens lay eggs?
Because if they dropped them, they'd break.
How do astronauts eat their ice cream? In floats!
I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts I won’t lie, it was a Rocky Road.
Do you know which the most favourite type of fruit of trees is? The pine – apple.
I got a packet of onions from the supermarket yesterday. Somehow, by today, all of them have disappeared. Guess this is why the shopkeeper warned me not to buy Bermuda Onions.
People who use sleeping bags in the woods are soft tacos for bears.
Back in the early 2010s, the peach children loved to flock around to listen to Peach Pit.
What do oranges like to listen to?
Musical com-peel-ations.
My doctor said I need to change my diet. He said I should eat more more caviar and drink more champagne. So, I said, "That's insane! What kind of a diet is that?" He replied, "It's called a High Fluten Diet."
What is the cherry fruit's favorite American talkshow? The Cherry Springer Show of course!
What did the corn say when it was being followed?
“I’m being stalked!”
It is a great idea to ask peaches to make your shoes. After all, they make excellent cobblers.
What do you call a cute donut?
A-dough-able.
When she asked me if I like soup, I replied saying "I am crazy pho soups".
Why did the donut go to the doctor?
He was feeling crumby.
What did the lovesick pig sing to his girlfriend? Don't go bacon my heart!
What wisdom did the daddy cheese pass down to his son?
A curd in the hand is worth two in the bush.
What do you calla watermelon that just won’t stop committing crimes? A watefelon.
Why was the backstroke done by the squirrel?
“The squirrel preferred to maintain his nuts dry.”
I used to hate peas. I like them now, I just make sure I think of them as 'o's.'
My wife just started an all-fruit diet.
There was enough food to make a mango crazy.
In North Korea, you can not throw fruits in the snow as they don't have the right to freeze peach
“I only like lemons,”
Said Michael zestfully.
What do you call two banana skins?
A pair of slippers.
I had thought of a lot of good bread puns, but they seem to have gone a rye. I know the feeling.
How do you milk sheep ?
Release another iPhone.
What do all the onions decide to do over unfair wages? They decide to form a labor onion.
Strawberries are only made in the strawberry plant.
I’m chocolate to my appointment!
What do you call a punctual citrus fruit?
A Clockwork Orange.
Did you know dried fruits favorite news segments is...
Current events.
I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite'.
Q: Why are cherries never lonely?
A: Because they hang around in bunches.
You can fix a broken strawberry with a strawberry patch.
I met a chicken once; she was desperate to join a band. She even had her own drumsticks.
What did the mama nut say to her son?
“If I ever cashew doing that, I walnut be happy.”
What song do young peaches love listening to? 'Papa don't peach'.
The strawberry was very good at racing because he was always juiced up before a race.
I once had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of carbonated orange juice.
Thankfully it was just a fanta sea.
"Giving you more reasons to wine."