What do cheese makers dance to on halloween? The muenster mash!
What group of cheese has been known to fly? Curds of prey!
What do you get when you cross a goblin and cheese? Muenster cheese.
Why did the parmesan swipe left on the cheddar?
His pick-up line was too cheesey.
Who were the first cheese lovers ever?
Edam and Eve.
What is a cheese’s favorite kind of philosophy?
Epistemology and fetaphysics.
What is a basketball players favorite kind of cheese? Swish cheese!
What do they say when you leave the cheese store?
Have a gouda day!
What do you call a piece of cheese that likes to shoot hoops? Swiss!
How does the Cheese Detective choose his clients?
On a queso by queso basis.
What does a cheese lover say when someone keeps messing around with them?
“You gouda brie kidding!”
Which search engine is popular amongst mice? Ask Cheese.
What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory? All that was left was de brie.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite Village People song?
Nacho Man.
What wisdom did the daddy cheese pass down to his son?
A curd in the hand is worth two in the bush.
Why did the cheese lover hide cheese in the back of his fridge?
In queso emergency.
Did you hear about the guy who opened up a store where they only sell Swiss cheese?
It’s a hole business strategy.
What do you tell a cheese going through a hard time?
Ricotta get through this.
What do you call a flying cheese?
A curd of prey.
What did the street cheese say after he got attacked by several blades? I've felt grater.
Did you hear about the cheese shop that was destroyed by a tornado?
All that’s left is da brie.
Why did the wheel act so bossy? Cause he was the "Big Cheese."
What does a lady in a mall do with a cheesey credit card? Go on a shopping brie.
What did the commedian say after after a bad set?
That crowd was laughtose intolerant.
Did you hear what happened when the decorator painted his wife with cheese? He double Gloucester!
What did Shakespeare say as he was making a cheese plate?
To brie or not to brie.
What do you call a cheese that is an alcoholic? Livarot
What did one cheddar cheese say to the other cheddar cheese at prom?
Looking sharp!
What did one cheese say to the other during philosophy class?
“I dis a brie.”
Why doesn't cheddar like to party with crackers? Someone always cuts the cheese.
What cheese should you use to hide a horse? Mascarpone.
How do you get a mouse to smile?
Say cheese.
Where should you call if you find a bad cheese shop?
The feta business bureau.
Do you want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind it's too cheesy.
What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror ? Halloumi (Hello me)
What did one cheese tell the other cheese on Valentine’s day?
Brie mine.