What pickup line can you use to pick up a cheese lover?
“Are you cheddar? ‘Cause you’re lookin’ sharp!”
Why doesn't cheddar like to party with crackers? Someone always cuts the cheese.
How do you get a mouse to smile? Say cheese!
What did the cheese say after escaping the mouse? I'm Brieeee!
What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich that's all up in your face? Too close for comfort food.
Why should you always bring a bag of tortilla chips to a party?
In queso emergency.
Why was the cheese asked to leave the restaurant?
The cook said “we don’t serve your rind here”.
What did the grilled cheese sandwich say to their date?
“You make me melt.”
What did the cheese say to the other cheese? I smell something swiss-picious!
What cheese surrounds a medieval castle? Moatzeralla
How do you know it’s getting kind of serious with a cheese lover?
They tell you they are pretty fondue you.
What is Tom Hanks' favourite soft cheese? Philadelphia.
What does a real cheese freak say when they come to your door?
“I’d like to talk to you about Cheesus.”
What is a cheese lover’s favorite track and field event?
The curdles.
What's the most popular American cheese sitcom? Curd Your Enthusiasm
What is a cheese’s favorite kind of philosophy?
Epistemology and fetaphysics.
What is a lions favourite cheese? Roar-quefort.
What do you get when you cross a goblin and cheese? Muenster cheese.
What cheese is made backwards?
Edam.
What kind of cheese do rodents like? Mousearella.
What did one cheddar cheese say to the other cheddar cheese at prom?
Looking sharp!
Who were the first cheese lovers ever?
Edam and Eve.
How did the cheese get such curly hair?
It got a permasan.
What do cheese makers dance to on halloween? The muenster mash!
Did you hear about the guy who forgot to use the colander when making mac and cheese?
His wife gave him a restraining order.
What covers the floor of the motzarella forest?
Cheese sticks.
What is a lions favourite cheese? Roar-quefort
Why didn’t I believe what the cheese salesman told me?
It was too gouda to be true.
What do you get when you cross a smurf and a cow?
Blue cheese.
What do you feed the son of god? Cheeses of Nazareth.
What do you call a cheese that is an alcoholic? Livarot
Why doesn’t anyone like to hang out with crackers?
Someone always cuts the cheese.
What Welsh cheese must you always eat with caution? Caerphilly
What is a lion’s favorite cheese?
Roarquefort.
Which is the most religious cheese? Swiss, because it is holy.
What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory? All that was left was de brie.