What do you get when you cross a smurf and a cow?
Blue cheese.
What do you tell your friend after she breaks up with a cheese lover?
You’re cheddar off without him!
What cheese should you use to hide a horse? Mascarpone.
What did one cheese tell the other cheese on Valentine’s day?
Brie mine.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite track and field event?
The curdles.
What is a cannibal’s favorite cheese?
Limb-burger.