What is a cheese lover’s favorite track and field event?
The curdles.
What kind of cheese do rodents like? Mousearella.
What do you call an oriental cheese? Parm-asian
What did the Cheese salesman say? That cheese may be Gouda, but this one is Feta!
What is a cheese’s favorite kind of philosophy?
Epistemology and fetaphysics.
What hotel do cheese lover’s stay in?
The Stilton.