There’s a hair in my wine. The grapes must have been fur-mented.
Wine Connoisser Point to Ponder: Did Marilyn drink Merlot?
What type of wine is notorious for making you drowsy?
Sauvign-yawn blanc!
My wife hates it when I mess with her red wine. I added fruit and orange juice, and now she sangria than ever!
Which sports team do wine lovers always root for?
The Reds!
Why do we love wine puns?
Because they're grape!
You’re wine in a million.
"Everything happens for a riesling, right?"
What should you do with an old inventory of fine French wine?
Liquidate it to the highest bidder.
Which type of wine only comes in a box?
Carbordeaux.
Happy Hour is at wine o’ clock