Did you hear about the crime family that took over the wine importing business?
They call themselves the Sip-ranos!
Fine Wine Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, what are you doing this fall? 'Cause I'd like to make you part of the season's harvest.
"Cabernet. More like, caber-yay!"
What is a terrorist's preferred kind of wine?
White Infidel.
"Chardonnay or should I go?"
Which type of wine do horses request most often?
Chardon-neigh.
What kind of wine do they serve at the horse races?
Chardon-neigh!
"Great minds drink alike."
Wine Connoisser Point to Ponder: Did Marilyn drink Merlot?
Why do winos love cheap wine puns?
Because wine snobs hate them!
How can you tell a wine taster is a newbie?
By the blanc look on her face.