"It's wine o'clock."
Somehow they knew I wanted champagne. It was chilling.
"Be kind, re-wine."
The problem with collecting wine is that you always end up getting screwed.
Why have less scato when you can have mo’ scato?
There’s a hair in my wine. The grapes must have been fur-mented.
"Say you'll be wine."
Did you hear about the crime family that took over the wine importing business?
They call themselves the Sip-ranos!
"Great minds drink alike."
Which mammal absolutely loves Merlot and Cabernet?
The Wineoceros.
Why do we love wine puns?
Because they're grape!
What kind of wine do they serve at the horse races?
Chardon-neigh!
Why did Wonder Woman rescue the Wine?
Because that's what grape lady superheroes do!
How does cabernet like to travel abroad?
On a cruise sip.
What should you do with an old inventory of fine French wine?
Liquidate it to the highest bidder.
Why does your grandma like wine so much?
Because at her age, she needs glasses!
My doctor said I need to change my diet. He said I should eat more more caviar and drink more champagne. So, I said, "That's insane! What kind of a diet is that?" He replied, "It's called a High Fluten Diet."
What is a terrorist's preferred kind of wine?
White Infidel.
Happy Hour is at wine o’ clock
Oh no! My wine glass is empty. Somebody call Wine-One-One!
"You're the wine that I want."
"I'm not a wino. I'm a wineYES!"
"I need to re-wine my life."
I like my wine sweet and my humor dry.
How did the vineyard launch the new champagne making business?
They crashed a small boat into it.
What happened when a clumsy sommelier tried to decant a bottle of fine wine?
Things went pour-ably wrong.
"Read between the wines."
Are there any funny red wine puns at BabaMail Jokes?
You bet Shiraz there are!
What kind of wine is aged to purr-fection?
Mos-cat-o!
"Adulting makes me wine."
"Wine a little, laugh a lot."
"On cloud wine."
"Let's get fizzical. Pass the prosecco."
What do sailors drink when they gather at a tavern to commiserate?
Port whine!
Wine Connoisser Point to Ponder: Did Marilyn drink Merlot?
"Time to wine down."
My wife hates it when I mess with her red wine. I added fruit and orange juice, and now she sangria than ever!
"You can't sip with us."
"It isn't good to keep things bottled up."
"No wine left behind."
Wine if you must. It’s not good to bottle up your emotions.
Why was the white wine's off-beat pun so boo-ed?
Because it was too corky.
"Oh, sweet child of wine."
You’re wine in a million.
"Will you accept this rosé?"
"Another glass? Wine not?!"
"Sip happens."
Wine Lovers Rhyme: A friend of wine is a friend of mine!
"Chardonnay or should I go?"
"My day just went from super to sip-erb, real quick."