Why was the white wine's off-beat pun so boo-ed?
Because it was too corky.
What kind of wine is aged to purr-fection?
Mos-cat-o!
I like my wine sweet and my humor dry.
Why do wine lovers guzzle down vine humor?
Because wine jokes are a barrel of laughs.
"Giving you more reasons to wine."
"No wine left behind."
"Adulting makes me wine."
"Back that glass up."
Wine if you must. It’s not good to bottle up your emotions.
What time do ladies drink wine?
At Wine O'Clock.
Why did the wine connoisseur insist on drinking from an old tire?
He heard it was a Goodyear!
"Alcohol you later."
"Cabernet. More like, caber-yay!"
"Wine a little, laugh a lot."
"Sip, sip hooray."
"It isn't good to keep things bottled up."
Oh no! My wine glass is empty. Somebody call Wine-One-One!
"Sip happens."
"Let's get fizzical. Pass the prosecco."
Vine Thought of the Day: Choosy moms choose wine!
What kind of wine do they serve at the horse races?
Chardon-neigh!
"Is that a yay or cabernet?"
"I need to re-wine my life."
Are there any funny red wine puns at BabaMail Jokes?
You bet Shiraz there are!
"Be kind, re-wine."
"You had me at merlot."
"Oh, sweet child of wine."
Wine puns. They're always in pour taste.
Somehow they knew I wanted champagne. It was chilling.
This kind of wine does not go right through you. Trust me, you will pee no noir.
"I make pour decisions."
You’re wine in a million.
"You are so bottlefull to me."
"I mead more wine."
"Great minds drink alike."
Gluten-free, dairy-free, fat-free – I love this new Champagne Diet!
"Say you'll be wine."
What do sailors drink when they gather at a tavern to commiserate?
Port whine!
What does a cat lady say on Friday night?
I am drinking wine and feline fine!
Why do we love wine puns?
Because they're grape!
Why do we enjoy wine jokes?
Because they're de-vine!
"Chardonnay or should I go?"
"Time to wine down."
"You can't sip with us."
Why have a mer little when you can have a merlot?
Happy Hour is at wine o’ clock
Did you hear about the little grape who didn’t want to be made into wine?
Unfortunately, he was pressed into service!
I hear you like wine, too. Grape minds think alike.
"It's wine o'clock."
"Another glass? Wine not?!"
