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I’m not old. I’m aged to perfection. And full bodied.
"I need to re-wine my life."
Are there any funny red wine puns at BabaMail Jokes?
You bet Shiraz there are!
What happened when a clumsy sommelier tried to decant a bottle of fine wine?
Things went pour-ably wrong.
Wine Connoisser Point to Ponder: Did Marilyn drink Merlot?
What kind of wine do they serve at the horse races?
Chardon-neigh!
Party Host: Would you like to try some mulled wine?
Party Guest: I'll have to think it over...
This kind of wine does not go right through you. Trust me, you will pee no noir.
Like a pro wrestler in a headlock, I’m indulging in a little Sham pain.
What does a cat lady say on Friday night?
I am drinking wine and feline fine!
"No wine left behind."
"Everything happens for a riesling, right?"
Where do connoisseurs lock up their best bottles?
In a wine cabernet.
"Love the wine you're with."
"Will you accept this rosé?"
Some people like beer goggles. I prefer wine glasses.
Wino Woe: Forgive me, for I have zinned!
Why do we enjoy wine jokes?
Because they're de-vine!
Which sports team do wine lovers always root for?
The Reds!
"Great minds drink alike."
"You had me at merlot."
Why do winos love cheap wine puns?
Because wine snobs hate them!
Wine puns. They're always in pour taste.
What is a terrorist's preferred kind of wine?
White Infidel.
Which type of wine do horses request most often?
Chardon-neigh.
Oh no! My wine glass is empty. Somebody call Wine-One-One!
Gluten-free, dairy-free, fat-free – I love this new Champagne Diet!
Why was the white wine's off-beat pun so boo-ed?
Because it was too corky.
What type of wine is notorious for making you drowsy?
Sauvign-yawn blanc!
"Partners in wine."
Wine Lovers Rhyme: A friend of wine is a friend of mine!
"You are so bottlefull to me."
"Sip happens."
"Here for the right riesling."
What kind of wine is aged to purr-fection?
Mos-cat-o!
Why do wine lovers guzzle down vine humor?
Because wine jokes are a barrel of laughs.
Why do we love wine puns?
Because they're grape!
Why did Wonder Woman rescue the Wine?
Because that's what grape lady superheroes do!
Do librarians like white wine?
No, they like theirs well red!
"Time to wine down."
"On cloud wine."
The problem with collecting wine is that you always end up getting screwed.
"Back that glass up."
"Be kind, re-wine."
What kind of wine do traffic cops like best?
Fine wine!
I like my wine sweet and my humor dry.
"It isn't good to keep things bottled up."
Vine Thought of the Day: Choosy moms choose wine!
How did the vineyard launch the new champagne making business?
They crashed a small boat into it.
Why did Mrs. Wine Grape run away from home?
She was tired of raisin a family.
