What do you drink before you audition for "The Voice" ? Tea-Lo Green
How long does it take to brew Chinese tea? Oolong time.
What do you call someone who chokes on their tea?
A cough-y drinker.
Drinking tea while being too calm can kill you, did you know?
It's called a casual tea.
Why does Britain like tea so much?
Because tea leaves.
Why do Communists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
Tea pun-packed poem for my mum's birthday card
It’s been oolong time since my mum was born,
About Six-tea years to date,
Chai as you might, you can’t possible list,
her cupious amazing traits
Her balanced demeanour
Her Kindness and (earl) grace,
rooibost sense of humour,
too many to name in this teany space,
to pekoe out just a few does not do her justice,
let’s not stir things up and cause more of a ruckus,
While this ode may be (chamo)miles away from a Maya Angelou,
It’s just an obnoxious way to say how very matcha I love you.
What drink do you need to steal? Virgin-tea. Why do hipsters only drink iced tea? Because ice was water before it was cool.
What did four of the last five presidents drink? Left-Tea.
What do politicans need to drink? Honest-Tea.
What kind of tea do babies drink? Tit Tea.
Did you hear about the man who stole thousands of dollars worth of rare tea?
He went to prison for Oolong time.
Why don't anarchists drink green tea?
Because it helps fight free radicals.
What do sophisticated fish drink? Salt-Tea.
A pickle store is giving out their new tea-flavored pickles on the street today
I tried some and I guess they tasted quite a-tea-pickle.
What is a ghost pirate’s favorite kind of tea?
Boo tea!
What does a worry wart drink? Safe-Tea.
How does the Skywalker family like their tea?
Lukewarm.
What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea? Denis.
What drink brings you down to earth? Gravi-Tea.
What did the girl dinosaur ask her pet dog?
"Do you want some tea, Rex?"
What do you call an overly cautious cup of tea?
Uncertaintea.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his tea before it was cool.
What do you drink with the Queen of England? Royal-Tea.
What do people with ambition drink? Loft-Tea.
What's a nervous person's favorite drink?
Insecuri tea!
What's a woman and a tea bag got in common?
You don't know strong they are till you put them in hot water.
When shouldn't you drink a hot beverage? If it's not your cup of tea.
What kind of tea does Billy like?
Ability.
Made the mistake of offering my realtor some lipton iced tea
I forgot that he only drinks realty.
What's the only tea an Englishman can't stand?
Humidity.
What do you call a healthy dinosaur? Tea-Rex.
An Native American drank 100 cups of tea.
Next day they found him dead in his tea pee.
What should you drink before you workout? Sweat-Tea.
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
Why did the teapot get in trouble? Because he was Naught-Tea.
What goes in dry and comes out wet. The longer I'm in, the stronger I get.
I seem to have run out of tea...
What a catastrotea.
What do you drink if you want to freshen your breath? Mint-Tea.
I used to randomly steal beverages off people...
I stopped when I realized it wasn't my cup of tea
What do athletes drink before games? Sport-Tea.
What do dogs like to drink? Kit-Tea.
What drink do goalies hate? Penal-tea.
What drink scares defense lawyers? Guilt-Tea.
What kind of celebration pays down the national debt? A tea party.
Have you seen that awesome video of a Koala drinking tea high up in the trees?
It’s super high Koala-tea
What drink breaks the ice? Flirt-Tea. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
What's the opposite of Green Tea? Fat-Tea.
What‘s an Italian’s favorite tea?
Spagettea!
What am I? A tea bag you dirty minded human...