Drinking tea while being too calm can kill you, did you know?
It's called a casual tea.
What do teachers drink at school? Facul-Tea.
Why did the teapot get in trouble? Because he was Naught-Tea.
What did four of the last five presidents drink? Left-Tea.
How does a vampire make tea? With a used tampon.
What do you drink before you audition for "The Voice" ? Tea-Lo Green
How long does it take to brew Chinese tea? Oolong time.
What drink do goalies hate? Penal-tea.
What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea? Denis.
I told my mom there was a crack in her mug...
She said, ”No, only tea.”
I seem to have run out of tea...
What a catastrotea.
What can you only drink in the Middle East? Dust-Tea.
I used to randomly steal beverages off people...
I stopped when I realized it wasn't my cup of tea
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
What do you drink if you want to freshen your breath? Mint-Tea.
Have you seen that awesome video of a Koala drinking tea high up in the trees?
It’s super high Koala-tea
What do politicans need to drink? Honest-Tea.
What is a ghost pirate’s favorite kind of tea?
Boo tea!
Did you hear about the man who stole thousands of dollars worth of rare tea?
He went to prison for Oolong time.
What do dogs like to drink? Kit-Tea.
What's a woman and a tea bag got in common?
You don't know strong they are till you put them in hot water.
What kind of tea do babies drink? Tit Tea.
Why don't anarchists drink green tea?
Because it helps fight free radicals.
Why does Britain like tea so much?
Because tea leaves.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag
A tea bag stays longer in the cup.
What goes in dry and comes out wet. The longer I'm in, the stronger I get.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his tea before it was cool.
What drink breaks the ice? Flirt-Tea. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
What did Katy Perry drink when she was little? Bust-Tea.
What do you call an overly cautious cup of tea?
Uncertaintea.
What drink brings you down to earth? Gravi-Tea.
Made the mistake of offering my realtor some lipton iced tea
I forgot that he only drinks realty.
What should you drink before you workout? Sweat-Tea.
A pickle store is giving out their new tea-flavored pickles on the street today
I tried some and I guess they tasted quite a-tea-pickle.
Why do Communists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
What do athletes drink before games? Sport-Tea.
Why don't the Maple Leafs drink tea? Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
What did the girl dinosaur ask her pet dog?
"Do you want some tea, Rex?"
What am I? A tea bag you dirty minded human...
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What does a worry wart drink? Safe-Tea.
Tea pun-packed poem for my mum's birthday card
It’s been oolong time since my mum was born,
About Six-tea years to date,
Chai as you might, you can’t possible list,
her cupious amazing traits
Her balanced demeanour
Her Kindness and (earl) grace,
rooibost sense of humour,
too many to name in this teany space,
to pekoe out just a few does not do her justice,
let’s not stir things up and cause more of a ruckus,
While this ode may be (chamo)miles away from a Maya Angelou,
It’s just an obnoxious way to say how very matcha I love you.
What's the hardest tea to swallow?
Reality.
What's a nervous person's favorite drink?
Insecuri tea!
How does the Skywalker family like their tea?
Lukewarm.
What do you drink with the Queen of England? Royal-Tea.
What kind of tea did the American colonists want? Liberty.
An Native American drank 100 cups of tea.
Next day they found him dead in his tea pee.
What do you call a talkative drink? Chai Tea.
What kind of celebration pays down the national debt? A tea party.
