What does a worry wart drink? Safe-Tea.
Why do Communists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
A pickle store is giving out their new tea-flavored pickles on the street today
I tried some and I guess they tasted quite a-tea-pickle.
What's a nervous person's favorite drink?
Insecuri tea!
What kind of celebration pays down the national debt? A tea party.
What drink brings you down to earth? Gravi-Tea.
What should you drink before you workout? Sweat-Tea.
What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea? Denis.
What did four of the last five presidents drink? Left-Tea.
What can you only drink in the Middle East? Dust-Tea.
What do murderers drink? Cruel-tea.
What's the hardest tea to swallow?
Reality.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his tea before it was cool.
What kind of tea does Billy like?
Ability.
What do teapots wear to a tea party? A T-shirt.
What do you call an overly cautious cup of tea?
Uncertaintea.
What do dogs like to drink? Kit-Tea.
Why does Britain like tea so much?
Because tea leaves.
An Native American drank 100 cups of tea.
Next day they found him dead in his tea pee.
How does the Skywalker family like their tea?
Lukewarm.
I used to randomly steal beverages off people...
I stopped when I realized it wasn't my cup of tea
What do you call someone who chokes on their tea?
A cough-y drinker.
What drink do goalies hate? Penal-tea.
Drinking tea while being too calm can kill you, did you know?
It's called a casual tea.
Made the mistake of offering my realtor some lipton iced tea
I forgot that he only drinks realty.
When shouldn't you drink a hot beverage? If it's not your cup of tea.
What's the only tea an Englishman can't stand?
Humidity.
What do you drink before you audition for "The Voice" ? Tea-Lo Green
What kind of tea did the American colonists want? Liberty.
I told my mom there was a crack in her mug...
She said, ”No, only tea.”
What kind of tea do babies drink? Tit Tea.
What drink scares defense lawyers? Guilt-Tea.
What do you drink with the Queen of England? Royal-Tea.
What did Katy Perry drink when she was little? Bust-Tea.
What do you drink if you want to freshen your breath? Mint-Tea.
What‘s an Italian’s favorite tea?
Spagettea!
What's the opposite of Green Tea? Fat-Tea.
What do sophisticated fish drink? Salt-Tea.
What do people with ambition drink? Loft-Tea.
How long does it take to brew Chinese tea? Oolong time.
Tea pun-packed poem for my mum's birthday card
It’s been oolong time since my mum was born,
About Six-tea years to date,
Chai as you might, you can’t possible list,
her cupious amazing traits
Her balanced demeanour
Her Kindness and (earl) grace,
rooibost sense of humour,
too many to name in this teany space,
to pekoe out just a few does not do her justice,
let’s not stir things up and cause more of a ruckus,
While this ode may be (chamo)miles away from a Maya Angelou,
It’s just an obnoxious way to say how very matcha I love you.
What do teachers drink at school? Facul-Tea.
What drink breaks the ice? Flirt-Tea. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
What am I? A tea bag you dirty minded human...
What goes in dry and comes out wet. The longer I'm in, the stronger I get.
What do you call a healthy dinosaur? Tea-Rex.
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
Why don't the Maple Leafs drink tea? Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
How does a vampire make tea? With a used tampon.
What do you call a talkative drink? Chai Tea.