What do you drink if you want to freshen your breath? Mint-Tea.
A pickle store is giving out their new tea-flavored pickles on the street today
I tried some and I guess they tasted quite a-tea-pickle.
What do people with ambition drink? Loft-Tea.
What do you call someone who chokes on their tea?
A cough-y drinker.
What do you call a talkative drink? Chai Tea.
What drink do goalies hate? Penal-tea.
How long does it take to brew Chinese tea? Oolong time.
What did four of the last five presidents drink? Left-Tea.
What did Katy Perry drink when she was little? Bust-Tea.
I seem to have run out of tea...
What a catastrotea.
What did the girl dinosaur ask her pet dog?
"Do you want some tea, Rex?"
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
When shouldn't you drink a hot beverage? If it's not your cup of tea.
What am I? A tea bag you dirty minded human...
How does a vampire make tea? With a used tampon.
What‘s an Italian’s favorite tea?
Spagettea!
Why do Communists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
What do you drink with the Queen of England? Royal-Tea.
What do sophisticated fish drink? Salt-Tea.
What does a worry wart drink? Safe-Tea.
What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea? Denis.
What's a woman and a tea bag got in common?
You don't know strong they are till you put them in hot water.
Why don't the Maple Leafs drink tea? Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
What do murderers drink? Cruel-tea.
How does the Skywalker family like their tea?
Lukewarm.
Drinking tea while being too calm can kill you, did you know?
It's called a casual tea.
What drink do you need to steal? Virgin-tea. Why do hipsters only drink iced tea? Because ice was water before it was cool.
Have you seen that awesome video of a Koala drinking tea high up in the trees?
It’s super high Koala-tea
Made the mistake of offering my realtor some lipton iced tea
I forgot that he only drinks realty.
What's the hardest tea to swallow?
Reality.
What kind of tea did the American colonists want? Liberty.
What kind of tea do babies drink? Tit Tea.
What goes in dry and comes out wet. The longer I'm in, the stronger I get.
What do dogs like to drink? Kit-Tea.
Tea pun-packed poem for my mum's birthday card
It’s been oolong time since my mum was born,
About Six-tea years to date,
Chai as you might, you can’t possible list,
her cupious amazing traits
Her balanced demeanour
Her Kindness and (earl) grace,
rooibost sense of humour,
too many to name in this teany space,
to pekoe out just a few does not do her justice,
let’s not stir things up and cause more of a ruckus,
While this ode may be (chamo)miles away from a Maya Angelou,
It’s just an obnoxious way to say how very matcha I love you.
What do you call a healthy dinosaur? Tea-Rex.
I used to randomly steal beverages off people...
I stopped when I realized it wasn't my cup of tea
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his tea before it was cool.
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
What's the opposite of Green Tea? Fat-Tea.
What is a ghost pirate’s favorite kind of tea?
Boo tea!
What can you only drink in the Middle East? Dust-Tea.
What do you call an overly cautious cup of tea?
Uncertaintea.
An Native American drank 100 cups of tea.
Next day they found him dead in his tea pee.
What do teapots wear to a tea party? A T-shirt.
What do politicans need to drink? Honest-Tea.
What drink brings you down to earth? Gravi-Tea.
What kind of celebration pays down the national debt? A tea party.
What drink scares defense lawyers? Guilt-Tea.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag
A tea bag stays longer in the cup.