What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag
A tea bag stays longer in the cup.
What do you drink if you want to freshen your breath? Mint-Tea.
What drink scares defense lawyers? Guilt-Tea.
What‘s an Italian’s favorite tea?
Spagettea!
What's the opposite of Green Tea? Fat-Tea.
What do politicans need to drink? Honest-Tea.
When shouldn't you drink a hot beverage? If it's not your cup of tea.
What kind of celebration pays down the national debt? A tea party.
Drinking tea while being too calm can kill you, did you know?
It's called a casual tea.
Why did the teapot get in trouble? Because he was Naught-Tea.
What do you drink with the Queen of England? Royal-Tea.
What do you call an overly cautious cup of tea?
Uncertaintea.
I used to randomly steal beverages off people...
I stopped when I realized it wasn't my cup of tea
What kind of tea do babies drink? Tit Tea.
What drink brings you down to earth? Gravi-Tea.
What's a nervous person's favorite drink?
Insecuri tea!
Why don't the Maple Leafs drink tea? Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
What can you only drink in the Middle East? Dust-Tea.
What did Katy Perry drink when she was little? Bust-Tea.
What do you call a talkative drink? Chai Tea.
Why do Communists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
What's the hardest tea to swallow?
Reality.
Why does Britain like tea so much?
Because tea leaves.
What do teachers drink at school? Facul-Tea.
What's a woman and a tea bag got in common?
You don't know strong they are till you put them in hot water.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his tea before it was cool.
What am I? A tea bag you dirty minded human...
What do people with ambition drink? Loft-Tea.
What goes in dry and comes out wet. The longer I'm in, the stronger I get.
What's the only tea an Englishman can't stand?
Humidity.
I seem to have run out of tea...
What a catastrotea.
What drink breaks the ice? Flirt-Tea. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
Why don't anarchists drink green tea?
Because it helps fight free radicals.
What kind of tea does Billy like?
Ability.
Have you seen that awesome video of a Koala drinking tea high up in the trees?
It’s super high Koala-tea
I told my mom there was a crack in her mug...
She said, ”No, only tea.”
An Native American drank 100 cups of tea.
Next day they found him dead in his tea pee.
What drink do goalies hate? Penal-tea.
What kind of tea did the American colonists want? Liberty.
What drink do you need to steal? Virgin-tea. Why do hipsters only drink iced tea? Because ice was water before it was cool.
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
What should you drink before you workout? Sweat-Tea.
What do you call a healthy dinosaur? Tea-Rex.
What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea? Denis.
How does a vampire make tea? With a used tampon.
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
Did you hear about the man who stole thousands of dollars worth of rare tea?
He went to prison for Oolong time.
What did the girl dinosaur ask her pet dog?
"Do you want some tea, Rex?"
What did four of the last five presidents drink? Left-Tea.
What do athletes drink before games? Sport-Tea.