Why do Communists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
What's a nervous person's favorite drink?
Insecuri tea!
What's the only tea an Englishman can't stand?
Humidity.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his tea before it was cool.
What drink brings you down to earth? Gravi-Tea.
What kind of tea does Billy like?
Ability.
What am I? A tea bag you dirty minded human...
What drink do goalies hate? Penal-tea.
When shouldn't you drink a hot beverage? If it's not your cup of tea.
An Native American drank 100 cups of tea.
Next day they found him dead in his tea pee.
What‘s an Italian’s favorite tea?
Spagettea!
Drinking tea while being too calm can kill you, did you know?
It's called a casual tea.
What does a worry wart drink? Safe-Tea.
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What did Katy Perry drink when she was little? Bust-Tea.
Why don't the Maple Leafs drink tea? Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
What did the girl dinosaur ask her pet dog?
"Do you want some tea, Rex?"
What do sophisticated fish drink? Salt-Tea.
What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea? Denis.
What do you call someone who chokes on their tea?
A cough-y drinker.
Why don't anarchists drink green tea?
Because it helps fight free radicals.
Have you seen that awesome video of a Koala drinking tea high up in the trees?
It’s super high Koala-tea
What kind of celebration pays down the national debt? A tea party.
What drink breaks the ice? Flirt-Tea. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
What do teapots wear to a tea party? A T-shirt.
What do you call a healthy dinosaur? Tea-Rex.
What should you drink before you workout? Sweat-Tea.
What can you only drink in the Middle East? Dust-Tea.
What did four of the last five presidents drink? Left-Tea.
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
What do you call an overly cautious cup of tea?
Uncertaintea.
What do you drink with the Queen of England? Royal-Tea.
A pickle store is giving out their new tea-flavored pickles on the street today
I tried some and I guess they tasted quite a-tea-pickle.