What do you drink if you want to freshen your breath? Mint-Tea.
Drinking tea while being too calm can kill you, did you know?
It's called a casual tea.
What do teachers drink at school? Facul-Tea.
What do you drink with the Queen of England? Royal-Tea.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag
A tea bag stays longer in the cup.
What's a nervous person's favorite drink?
Insecuri tea!
What kind of tea does Billy like?
Ability.
What do athletes drink before games? Sport-Tea.
What do you call an overly cautious cup of tea?
Uncertaintea.
What am I? A tea bag you dirty minded human...
What did four of the last five presidents drink? Left-Tea.
What do you drink before you audition for "The Voice" ? Tea-Lo Green
What do you call a talkative drink? Chai Tea.
When shouldn't you drink a hot beverage? If it's not your cup of tea.
Why did the teapot get in trouble? Because he was Naught-Tea.
I used to randomly steal beverages off people...
I stopped when I realized it wasn't my cup of tea
What do people with ambition drink? Loft-Tea.
What do you call a healthy dinosaur? Tea-Rex.
What goes in dry and comes out wet. The longer I'm in, the stronger I get.
What do sophisticated fish drink? Salt-Tea.
What's the opposite of Green Tea? Fat-Tea.
What's the hardest tea to swallow?
Reality.
What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea? Denis.
What do dogs like to drink? Kit-Tea.
What do teapots wear to a tea party? A T-shirt.
What drink scares defense lawyers? Guilt-Tea.
How long does it take to brew Chinese tea? Oolong time.
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
What do politicans need to drink? Honest-Tea.
What kind of tea did the American colonists want? Liberty.
What do murderers drink? Cruel-tea.
Tea pun-packed poem for my mum's birthday card
It’s been oolong time since my mum was born,
About Six-tea years to date,
Chai as you might, you can’t possible list,
her cupious amazing traits
Her balanced demeanour
Her Kindness and (earl) grace,
rooibost sense of humour,
too many to name in this teany space,
to pekoe out just a few does not do her justice,
let’s not stir things up and cause more of a ruckus,
While this ode may be (chamo)miles away from a Maya Angelou,
It’s just an obnoxious way to say how very matcha I love you.
What drink brings you down to earth? Gravi-Tea.