A strawberry's favorite place to visit is Jam-aica.
It was the pie piper who had led the strawberries to the bakery.
Most of the fruits usually drink their juice with a straw-berry.
My local ice cream man was found dead in his garage covered in strawberry sauce and hundreds and thousands.
Police believe he topped himself.
My father is a farmer who grows strawberries. However, his business has recently gone into liquidation after he made smoothies.
Why did the strawberries turned red? Because they saw the salad dressing.
Strawberries love to travel. Their favorite mode of transport is the wind-jam-mer.
Strawberries are only made in the strawberry plant.
The strawberry went out with the grape only because he couldn't find a date.
What is a strawberry's favorite music band? Pearl Jam.
The daddy strawberry got the job to perform at the circus because he was a berry straw-ng man.
When you cross a train engine with a strawberry tart, you make a puff pastry.
Have you wondered what made the strawberry such a smoothie? It is the yoghurt of course.
Went to the doctor because I got a strawberry stuck in my ear
He gave me some cream for it
I'm going to tell you all a story about strawberries.....
Once a punnet time....
Some very good advice strawberries give to their children is to respect their elder-berries.
Cow's that eat strawberries give strawberry milk.
You can fix a broken strawberry with a strawberry patch.
What do prison tennis matches and strawberry jam have in common?
Cons-serve
The strawberry was scared of the cream. They were afraid it had gone bad.
I came across a man who was eating strawberries at the bank. He told me he wanted to eat rich food.
I saw a real rob-bbery today. It happened right before my berry eyes.
The best thing ever to put in a strawberry pie is your teeth.
We failed to find the dog's bone because the owner berried it.
What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work!
The strawberry was very good at racing because he was always juiced up before a race.
On Mother's Day we went strawberry picking and made a jam from the fruits of our labor.
I always tend to forget the french word for strawberry sometimes. But, then I eventually remember the fraise.
What is a vampire who loves eating strawberry jam called? A jampire.
Why is the strawberry loved dearly by everyone? Because it is berry sweet.
Strawberries are considered to be the most bullied fruits because they're always getting picked on.
Last time I was in France I wanted to ask a question about strawberries
But I wasn't sure how to fraise it.
The only thing that looks like half a strawberry is the other half.
The pie-maker couldn't eat any more strawberries because she was already stuffed.
What do strawberries wear to bed?
Jammies!
When you push a strawberry down a hill, you make a strawberry turnover.
My business that sells strawberry juice has gone into liquidation
A magnetic strawberry is always red and points north.
When you want to propose to a person who loves strawberries, just say, "I love you berry much."
What is a strawberry that likes to spin called? A berry-go-round.
If you put a strawberry in the freezer, you can make a strawberry shake!
My grandmother was famous all over town for growing delicious strawberries.
She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited. When she passed away I fulfilled my promise. She’s dead and berried.
A strawberry will never help another strawberry because they tend to always get into jams.
Strawberries love delicious food. Their favorite is Jam-balaya.