I felt like telling you the joke about a strawberry jam on a piece of bread, but I won't. You might go around spreading it.
The innocent blueberry got easily framed for the crime because the evidence was a strawberry plant.
Strawberries love to travel. Their favorite mode of transport is the wind-jam-mer.
When you see something red that goes up and down, chances are it is a strawberry in an elevator.
Strawberries are only made in the strawberry plant.
Nobody would ask the strawberry to go to the prom because it was past her sale by date.
The baby strawberries were berry upset when they heard that both their parents were in the jam.
When you push a strawberry down a hill, you make a strawberry turnover.
What do prison tennis matches and strawberry jam have in common?
Cons-serve
What is a strawberry that likes to spin called? A berry-go-round.
Strawberries are considered to be the most bullied fruits because they're always getting picked on.
My business that sells strawberry juice has gone into liquidation
A berry funny strawberry candy is called a Laffy taffy.
A truck with an entire load of strawberries has crashed on the motorway. It's caused a real traffic jam.
Strawberries are great musicians because they make perfect jam sessions.
Went to the doctor because I got a strawberry stuck in my ear
He gave me some cream for it
What do strawberries wear to bed?
Jammies!
A strawberry usually needs batteries when it runs out of juice.
A scarecrow's favorite fruit to eat is straw-berry.
A strawberry will never help another strawberry because they tend to always get into jams.
On Father's Day my family went strawberry picking. Later on, we decided to make a jam...
...from the fruits of our labor
When the unripe strawberry saw the ripe one, it was green with envy.
Strawberries love delicious food. Their favorite is Jam-balaya.
The unluckiest berry in the group is the one that drew the short straw-berry.
What is John Lennon's favorite donut? Strawberry' Filled Forever.'
A Blueberry asked a strawberry to go to hell.
That was berry rude of him
What is a vampire who loves eating strawberry jam called? A jampire.
Why did the strawberries turned red? Because they saw the salad dressing.
Strawberries have berry good eyesight because they are packed with a lot of Vitamin See.
When you cross a train engine with a strawberry tart, you make a puff pastry.
Most of the fruits usually drink their juice with a straw-berry.
What is a strawberry's favorite music band? Pearl Jam.
When the strawberry's favorite song came on, he exclaimed "That's my jam!"
I saw a real rob-bbery today. It happened right before my berry eyes.
A strawberry who is a thief is called a rob-berry
What did the lovesick pig sing to his girlfriend? Don't go bacon my heart!
A crayon that looks like a strawberry is usually called a cranberry.
You can fix a broken strawberry with a strawberry patch.
Why is the baby strawberry crying?
Because its parents are jamming
Cow's that eat strawberries give strawberry milk.
A strawberry's favorite celebrity is Mary Berry.
A strawberry feels most comfortable in its py-jam-as.
A strawberry screamed at the other, "Were it not that ripe, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam."
Yesterday I went to the store for only 2 items, a rising crust pizza and a strawberry cake. Fortunately they were relatively light, so bringing it home was a pizza cake!
I mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a 🍲. Served the mash to guests visiting my place.
Called the dish, Mea Pulpa.
The daddy strawberry got the job to perform at the circus because he was a berry straw-ng man.
My grandmother was famous all over town for growing delicious strawberries.
She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited. When she passed away I fulfilled my promise. She’s dead and berried.
The only type of berry you will ever find in a barn is a straw-berry.
When a man went to the doctor to get rid of the strawberry that was growing out of his head, the doctor told him, "Don't worry. I'll give you some cream for that".
Why did the butcher work overtime at the grocery store? To make ends meat!