I saw a real rob-bbery today. It happened right before my berry eyes.
Some very good advice strawberries give to their children is to respect their elder-berries.
The best thing ever to put in a strawberry pie is your teeth.
The scientist was meticulous about his strawberry pies. He rounded up the protein content of his pie at 3.14.
When you find a blue strawberry, try to cheer it up.
I mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a 🍲. Served the mash to guests visiting my place.
Called the dish, Mea Pulpa.
A crayon that looks like a strawberry is usually called a cranberry.
When you see something red that goes up and down, chances are it is a strawberry in an elevator.
I felt like telling you the joke about a strawberry jam on a piece of bread, but I won't. You might go around spreading it.
A strawberry usually needs batteries when it runs out of juice.
The innocent blueberry got easily framed for the crime because the evidence was a strawberry plant.
What is the perfect name for a sad strawberry? It is called a blueberry.
Strawberries are only made in the strawberry plant.
A strawberry's favorite place to visit is Jam-aica.
A strawberry screamed at the other, "Were it not that ripe, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam."
Why did the strawberries turned red? Because they saw the salad dressing.
On Mother's Day we went strawberry picking and made a jam from the fruits of our labor.
What did the lovesick pig sing to his girlfriend? Don't go bacon my heart!
What did the judge say at the finale of the meat throwing competition? The steaks have never been higher!
When you come across a strawberry that uses foul language, it must be berry rude.
Strawberries have berry good eyesight because they are packed with a lot of Vitamin See.
You can never make a crumble with just 3.14 strawberries because that would make a pi.
What is a vampire who loves eating strawberry jam called? A jampire.
I came across a man who was eating strawberries at the bank. He told me he wanted to eat rich food.
When you want to propose to a person who loves strawberries, just say, "I love you berry much."
The daddy strawberry got the job to perform at the circus because he was a berry straw-ng man.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky!
Why didn't the watermelon marry the strawberry?
They cantaloupe.
The strawberry was scared of the cream. They were afraid it had gone bad.
The baby strawberries were berry upset when they heard that both their parents were in the jam.
Why didn't the unripe strawberry got any cards and chocolates for Valentine's Day? Because it was really sour.
Strawberries love to travel. Their favorite mode of transport is the wind-jam-mer.
The perfect name for a sad and morose strawberry is a blueberry.
Why did the strawberry get bruised? Because it was under pear pressure.
The only type of berry you will ever find in a barn is a straw-berry.
If you put a strawberry in the freezer, you can make a strawberry shake!
The strawberry went out with the grape only because he couldn't find a date.
When the strawberry's favorite song came on, he exclaimed "That's my jam!"
The pie-maker couldn't eat any more strawberries because she was already stuffed.
A strawberry feels most comfortable in its py-jam-as.
A musical strawberry jam that knows how to play the trumpet is called Tooty fruity.
Last time I was in France I wanted to ask a question about strawberries
But I wasn't sure how to fraise it.
Went to the doctor because I got a strawberry stuck in my ear
He gave me some cream for it
A strawberry who is a thief is called a rob-berry
A turkey's favorite dessert is a strawberry gobbler.
The jam bank went bankrupt because of the series of strobberies in the last quarter.
Strawberries are great musicians because they make perfect jam sessions.
When the unripe strawberry saw the ripe one, it was green with envy.
The unripe strawberry wasn't added to the starting lineup of the game because he was too green.
Strawberries love delicious food. Their favorite is Jam-balaya.