A strawberry's favorite place to visit is Jam-aica.
When you see something red that goes up and down, chances are it is a strawberry in an elevator.
When you come across a strawberry that uses foul language, it must be berry rude.
A scarecrow's favorite fruit to eat is straw-berry.
The baby strawberries were berry upset when they heard that both their parents were in the jam.
The daddy strawberry got the job to perform at the circus because he was a berry straw-ng man.
A strawberry's favorite celebrity is Mary Berry.
A musical strawberry jam that knows how to play the trumpet is called Tooty fruity.
Strawberries have berry good eyesight because they are packed with a lot of Vitamin See.
The strawberry went out with the grape only because he couldn't find a date.
The pie-maker couldn't eat any more strawberries because she was already stuffed.
When Berry the dog dug up the woman's strawberry patch, she angrily exclaimed "That is the final straw, Berry."
A turkey's favorite dessert is a strawberry gobbler.
The strawberry was scared of the cream. They were afraid it had gone bad.
A berry funny strawberry candy is called a Laffy taffy.
On Mother's Day we went strawberry picking and made a jam from the fruits of our labor.
The perfect name for a sad and morose strawberry is a blueberry.
What is the perfect name for a sad strawberry? It is called a blueberry.
What is a strawberry that likes to spin called? A berry-go-round.
Last time I was in France I wanted to ask a question about strawberries
But I wasn't sure how to fraise it.
When the unripe strawberry saw the ripe one, it was green with envy.
Yesterday I went to the store for only 2 items, a rising crust pizza and a strawberry cake. Fortunately they were relatively light, so bringing it home was a pizza cake!
When strawberries, blueberries or blackberries meet another berry they like and want to get married who do they go see?
The marionberry
On Father's Day my family went strawberry picking. Later on, we decided to make a jam...
...from the fruits of our labor
Why didn't the watermelon marry the strawberry?
They cantaloupe.
The only type of berry you will ever find in a barn is a straw-berry.
Strawberries are great musicians because they make perfect jam sessions.
When you find a blue strawberry, try to cheer it up.
The innocent blueberry got easily framed for the crime because the evidence was a strawberry plant.
A strawberry screamed at the other, "Were it not that ripe, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam."
When I went to the shop to buy some strawberries, they didn't have any. It was such a fruitless trip.
I'm going to tell you all a story about strawberries.....
Once a punnet time....
A Blueberry asked a strawberry to go to hell.
That was berry rude of him
My father is a farmer who grows strawberries. However, his business has recently gone into liquidation after he made smoothies.
The best thing ever to put in a strawberry pie is your teeth.
Strawberries love to travel. Their favorite mode of transport is the wind-jam-mer.
The strawberry was very good at racing because he was always juiced up before a race.
What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work!
What do prison tennis matches and strawberry jam have in common?
Cons-serve
The unripe strawberry wasn't added to the starting lineup of the game because he was too green.
What do strawberries wear to bed?
Jammies!
You can never make a crumble with just 3.14 strawberries because that would make a pi.
Chuck berry was undoubtedly the greatest rock and roll strawberry.
I saw a real rob-bbery today. It happened right before my berry eyes.
Have you wondered what made the strawberry such a smoothie? It is the yoghurt of course.
Went to the doctor because I got a strawberry stuck in my ear
He gave me some cream for it
You can fix a broken strawberry with a strawberry patch.
What is a vampire who loves eating strawberry jam called? A jampire.
Strawberries are berry healthy. They pack a punch when it comes to beating cancer and other diseases.
Why is the strawberry loved dearly by everyone? Because it is berry sweet.