When the strawberry's favorite song came on, he exclaimed "That's my jam!"
I came across a man who was eating strawberries at the bank. He told me he wanted to eat rich food.
Why did the butcher work overtime at the grocery store? To make ends meat!
The baby strawberries were berry upset when they heard that both their parents were in the jam.
Picking strawberries can be a very fruitful endeavor!
What is a strawberry that likes to spin called? A berry-go-round.
The only type of berry you will ever find in a barn is a straw-berry.
Why did the strawberries turned red? Because they saw the salad dressing.
My business that sells strawberry juice has gone into liquidation
My local ice cream man was found dead in his garage covered in strawberry sauce and hundreds and thousands.
Police believe he topped himself.
Strawberries have berry good eyesight because they are packed with a lot of Vitamin See.
When the unripe strawberry saw the ripe one, it was green with envy.
When you cross a train engine with a strawberry tart, you make a puff pastry.
The only thing that looks like half a strawberry is the other half.
When I went to the shop to buy some strawberries, they didn't have any. It was such a fruitless trip.
When you want to propose to a person who loves strawberries, just say, "I love you berry much."
Yesterday I went to the store for only 2 items, a rising crust pizza and a strawberry cake. Fortunately they were relatively light, so bringing it home was a pizza cake!
The best thing ever to put in a strawberry pie is your teeth.
A crayon that looks like a strawberry is usually called a cranberry.
You can never make a crumble with just 3.14 strawberries because that would make a pi.
Most of the fruits usually drink their juice with a straw-berry.
When you push a strawberry down a hill, you make a strawberry turnover.
A turkey's favorite dessert is a strawberry gobbler.
When strawberries, blueberries or blackberries meet another berry they like and want to get married who do they go see?
The marionberry
Chuck berry was undoubtedly the greatest rock and roll strawberry.
The strawberry went out with the grape only because he couldn't find a date.
Why is the baby strawberry crying?
Because its parents are jamming
What do strawberries wear to bed?
Jammies!
The unluckiest berry in the group is the one that drew the short straw-berry.
What kind of face cream does a strawberry buys?
Blackhead removal cream and scrub
The pie-maker couldn't eat any more strawberries because she was already stuffed.
When you come across a strawberry that uses foul language, it must be berry rude.
Cow's that eat strawberries give strawberry milk.
Why didn't the watermelon marry the strawberry?
They cantaloupe.
What did the lovesick pig sing to his girlfriend? Don't go bacon my heart!
A truck with an entire load of strawberries has crashed on the motorway. It's caused a real traffic jam.
What is John Lennon's favorite donut? Strawberry' Filled Forever.'
I'm going to tell you all a story about strawberries.....
Once a punnet time....
A strawberry screamed at the other, "Were it not that ripe, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam."
When an unripe strawberry saw the ripe strawberry, it went green with envy.
Why did the strawberry get bruised? Because it was under pear pressure.
The scientist was meticulous about his strawberry pies. He rounded up the protein content of his pie at 3.14.
I mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a 🍲. Served the mash to guests visiting my place.
Called the dish, Mea Pulpa.
On Father's Day my family went strawberry picking. Later on, we decided to make a jam...
...from the fruits of our labor
We failed to find the dog's bone because the owner berried it.
A scarecrow's favorite fruit to eat is straw-berry.
If you put a strawberry in the freezer, you can make a strawberry shake!
Why didn't the unripe strawberry got any cards and chocolates for Valentine's Day? Because it was really sour.
A magnetic strawberry is always red and points north.
The innocent blueberry got easily framed for the crime because the evidence was a strawberry plant.