If you want to wish a 'Merry Christmas' to a strawberry, just say, "Straw-berry Christmas!'"
The best thing ever to put in a strawberry pie is your teeth.
What do prison tennis matches and strawberry jam have in common?
Cons-serve
Yesterday I went to the store for only 2 items, a rising crust pizza and a strawberry cake. Fortunately they were relatively light, so bringing it home was a pizza cake!
A strawberry usually gets stuck often when it gets jammed.
My grandmother was famous all over town for growing delicious strawberries.
She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited. When she passed away I fulfilled my promise. She’s dead and berried.
Strawberries love to travel. Their favorite mode of transport is the wind-jam-mer.
What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work!
What do you call a strawberry in math?
A berry-able.
The strawberry was scared of the cream. They were afraid it had gone bad.
A scarecrow's favorite fruit to eat is straw-berry.
I found a sour strawberry today. It was berry bad.
You can fix a broken strawberry with a strawberry patch.
You can never make a crumble with just 3.14 strawberries because that would make a pi.
The perfect name for a sad and morose strawberry is a blueberry.
What is a strawberry that likes to spin called? A berry-go-round.
The innocent blueberry got easily framed for the crime because the evidence was a strawberry plant.
Strawberries are great musicians because they make perfect jam sessions.
I'm going to tell you all a story about strawberries.....
Once a punnet time....
I saw a strawberry with a gun, robbing a man. I am guessing he was in a jam.
Cow's that eat strawberries give strawberry milk.
What is a strawberry's favorite music band? Pearl Jam.
I saw a real rob-bbery today. It happened right before my berry eyes.
Why did the strawberry get bruised? Because it was under pear pressure.
A strawberry will never help another strawberry because they tend to always get into jams.
Why didn't the unripe strawberry got any cards and chocolates for Valentine's Day? Because it was really sour.
If you put a strawberry in the freezer, you can make a strawberry shake!
Some very good advice strawberries give to their children is to respect their elder-berries.
When an unripe strawberry saw the ripe strawberry, it went green with envy.
A strawberry usually needs batteries when it runs out of juice.
The pie-maker couldn't eat any more strawberries because she was already stuffed.
A berry from which you can directly drink out of is a straw-berry.
Why did the strawberries turned red? Because they saw the salad dressing.
We failed to find the dog's bone because the owner berried it.
What is a vampire who loves eating strawberry jam called? A jampire.
I came across a man who was eating strawberries at the bank. He told me he wanted to eat rich food.
I felt like telling you the joke about a strawberry jam on a piece of bread, but I won't. You might go around spreading it.
Why is the baby strawberry crying?
Because its parents are jamming
When I went to the shop to buy some strawberries, they didn't have any. It was such a fruitless trip.
My father is a farmer who grows strawberries. However, his business has recently gone into liquidation after he made smoothies.
A Blueberry asked a strawberry to go to hell.
That was berry rude of him
The baby strawberries were berry upset when they heard that both their parents were in the jam.
When a man went to the doctor to get rid of the strawberry that was growing out of his head, the doctor told him, "Don't worry. I'll give you some cream for that".
Strawberries are only made in the strawberry plant.
When you find a blue strawberry, try to cheer it up.
My local ice cream man was found dead in his garage covered in strawberry sauce and hundreds and thousands.
Police believe he topped himself.
The only thing that looks like half a strawberry is the other half.
When you push a strawberry down a hill, you make a strawberry turnover.
When you come across a strawberry that uses foul language, it must be berry rude.
When the strawberry's favorite song came on, he exclaimed "That's my jam!"