What did the judge say at the finale of the meat throwing competition? The steaks have never been higher!
Chuck berry was undoubtedly the greatest rock and roll strawberry.
Strawberries love to travel. Their favorite mode of transport is the wind-jam-mer.
A berry from which you can directly drink out of is a straw-berry.
The best thing ever to put in a strawberry pie is your teeth.
Yesterday I went to the store for only 2 items, a rising crust pizza and a strawberry cake. Fortunately they were relatively light, so bringing it home was a pizza cake!
When you come across a strawberry that uses foul language, it must be berry rude.
What did the lovesick pig sing to his girlfriend? Don't go bacon my heart!
A strawberry usually needs batteries when it runs out of juice.
On Mother's Day we went strawberry picking and made a jam from the fruits of our labor.
I saw a strawberry with a gun, robbing a man. I am guessing he was in a jam.
The only thing that looks like half a strawberry is the other half.
The jam bank went bankrupt because of the series of strobberies in the last quarter.
A crayon that looks like a strawberry is usually called a cranberry.
Strawberries have berry good eyesight because they are packed with a lot of Vitamin See.
A Blueberry asked a strawberry to go to hell.
That was berry rude of him
Strawberries are berry healthy. They pack a punch when it comes to beating cancer and other diseases.
One strawberry said to the other, “Were it not that you were so sweet, you wouldn’t have ended up in this jam.”
A strawberry usually gets stuck often when it gets jammed.
The strawberry was scared of the cream. They were afraid it had gone bad.
When strawberries, blueberries or blackberries meet another berry they like and want to get married who do they go see?
The marionberry
I came across a man who was eating strawberries at the bank. He told me he wanted to eat rich food.
When you cross a train engine with a strawberry tart, you make a puff pastry.
The strawberry went out with the grape only because he couldn't find a date.
I felt like telling you the joke about a strawberry jam on a piece of bread, but I won't. You might go around spreading it.
When you see something red that goes up and down, chances are it is a strawberry in an elevator.
When I went to the shop to buy some strawberries, they didn't have any. It was such a fruitless trip.
Strawberries are great musicians because they make perfect jam sessions.
What do strawberries wear to bed?
Jammies!
A strawberry feels most comfortable in its py-jam-as.
A strawberry's favorite place to visit is Jam-aica.
Picking strawberries can be a very fruitful endeavor!
Strawberries love delicious food. Their favorite is Jam-balaya.
What is John Lennon's favorite donut? Strawberry' Filled Forever.'
What kind of face cream does a strawberry buys?
Blackhead removal cream and scrub
A strawberry who is a thief is called a rob-berry
A scarecrow's favorite fruit to eat is straw-berry.
You can never make a crumble with just 3.14 strawberries because that would make a pi.
The pie-maker couldn't eat any more strawberries because she was already stuffed.
On Father's Day my family went strawberry picking. Later on, we decided to make a jam...
...from the fruits of our labor
A magnetic strawberry is always red and points north.
Tennis matches and strawberry jam have one thing in common. Cons-serve.
Some very good advice strawberries give to their children is to respect their elder-berries.
Why is the baby strawberry crying?
Because its parents are jamming
I'm going to tell you all a story about strawberries.....
Once a punnet time....
Why did the butcher work overtime at the grocery store? To make ends meat!
What is a strawberry's favorite music band? Pearl Jam.
The innocent blueberry got easily framed for the crime because the evidence was a strawberry plant.
I found a sour strawberry today. It was berry bad.
When Berry the dog dug up the woman's strawberry patch, she angrily exclaimed "That is the final straw, Berry."