What is a vampire who loves eating strawberry jam called? A jampire.
A strawberry feels most comfortable in its py-jam-as.
A strawberry's favorite place to visit is Jam-aica.
The perfect name for a sad and morose strawberry is a blueberry.
Tennis matches and strawberry jam have one thing in common. Cons-serve.
A magnetic strawberry is always red and points north.
I found a sour strawberry today. It was berry bad.
When you want to propose to a person who loves strawberries, just say, "I love you berry much."
Strawberries are considered to be the most bullied fruits because they're always getting picked on.
Strawberries love to travel. Their favorite mode of transport is the wind-jam-mer.
Strawberries love delicious food. Their favorite is Jam-balaya.
Chuck berry was undoubtedly the greatest rock and roll strawberry.
I mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a 🍲. Served the mash to guests visiting my place.
Called the dish, Mea Pulpa.
When an unripe strawberry saw the ripe strawberry, it went green with envy.
Yesterday I went to the store for only 2 items, a rising crust pizza and a strawberry cake. Fortunately they were relatively light, so bringing it home was a pizza cake!
A strawberry who is a thief is called a rob-berry
When you see something red that goes up and down, chances are it is a strawberry in an elevator.
What is John Lennon's favorite donut? Strawberry' Filled Forever.'
Strawberries are great musicians because they make perfect jam sessions.
You can fix a broken strawberry with a strawberry patch.
Why did the strawberry get bruised? Because it was under pear pressure.
On Father's Day my family went strawberry picking. Later on, we decided to make a jam...
...from the fruits of our labor
Strawberries have berry good eyesight because they are packed with a lot of Vitamin See.
The best thing ever to put in a strawberry pie is your teeth.
What did the lovesick pig sing to his girlfriend? Don't go bacon my heart!
A turkey's favorite dessert is a strawberry gobbler.
I felt like telling you the joke about a strawberry jam on a piece of bread, but I won't. You might go around spreading it.
A scarecrow's favorite fruit to eat is straw-berry.
What do prison tennis matches and strawberry jam have in common?
Cons-serve
When strawberries, blueberries or blackberries meet another berry they like and want to get married who do they go see?
The marionberry
Why did the butcher work overtime at the grocery store? To make ends meat!
When the strawberry's favorite song came on, he exclaimed "That's my jam!"
Went to the doctor because I got a strawberry stuck in my ear
He gave me some cream for it
A berry from which you can directly drink out of is a straw-berry.
I saw a strawberry with a gun, robbing a man. I am guessing he was in a jam.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky!
If you want to wish a 'Merry Christmas' to a strawberry, just say, "Straw-berry Christmas!'"
When the unripe strawberry saw the ripe one, it was green with envy.
Why didn't the unripe strawberry got any cards and chocolates for Valentine's Day? Because it was really sour.
My father is a farmer who grows strawberries. However, his business has recently gone into liquidation after he made smoothies.
If you put a strawberry in the freezer, you can make a strawberry shake!
What is the perfect name for a sad strawberry? It is called a blueberry.
Some very good advice strawberries give to their children is to respect their elder-berries.
Last time I was in France I wanted to ask a question about strawberries
But I wasn't sure how to fraise it.
We failed to find the dog's bone because the owner berried it.
Why is the strawberry loved dearly by everyone? Because it is berry sweet.
A strawberry usually gets stuck often when it gets jammed.
The innocent blueberry got easily framed for the crime because the evidence was a strawberry plant.
A Blueberry asked a strawberry to go to hell.
That was berry rude of him
I came across a man who was eating strawberries at the bank. He told me he wanted to eat rich food.
