Why did the strawberries turned red? Because they saw the salad dressing.
A strawberry who is a thief is called a rob-berry
Why didn't the watermelon marry the strawberry?
They cantaloupe.
The unripe strawberry wasn't added to the starting lineup of the game because he was too green.
When you cross a train engine with a strawberry tart, you make a puff pastry.
When a man went to the doctor to get rid of the strawberry that was growing out of his head, the doctor told him, "Don't worry. I'll give you some cream for that".
A berry from which you can directly drink out of is a straw-berry.
When you come across a strawberry that uses foul language, it must be berry rude.
Most of the fruits usually drink their juice with a straw-berry.
One strawberry said to the other, “Were it not that you were so sweet, you wouldn’t have ended up in this jam.”
Why is the strawberry loved dearly by everyone? Because it is berry sweet.
I came across a man who was eating strawberries at the bank. He told me he wanted to eat rich food.
What did the lovesick pig sing to his girlfriend? Don't go bacon my heart!
Went to the doctor because I got a strawberry stuck in my ear
He gave me some cream for it
What did the judge say at the finale of the meat throwing competition? The steaks have never been higher!
Strawberries are only made in the strawberry plant.
Yesterday I went to the store for only 2 items, a rising crust pizza and a strawberry cake. Fortunately they were relatively light, so bringing it home was a pizza cake!
The jam bank went bankrupt because of the series of strobberies in the last quarter.
What do you call a strawberry in math?
A berry-able.
I felt like telling you the joke about a strawberry jam on a piece of bread, but I won't. You might go around spreading it.
When an unripe strawberry saw the ripe strawberry, it went green with envy.
Nobody would ask the strawberry to go to the prom because it was past her sale by date.
The scientist was meticulous about his strawberry pies. He rounded up the protein content of his pie at 3.14.
The innocent blueberry got easily framed for the crime because the evidence was a strawberry plant.
I'm going to tell you all a story about strawberries.....
Once a punnet time....
The baby strawberries were berry upset when they heard that both their parents were in the jam.
Why did the strawberry get bruised? Because it was under pear pressure.
What is a strawberry that likes to spin called? A berry-go-round.
A crayon that looks like a strawberry is usually called a cranberry.
The daddy strawberry got the job to perform at the circus because he was a berry straw-ng man.
What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work!
A strawberry usually gets stuck often when it gets jammed.
What is a vampire who loves eating strawberry jam called? A jampire.
My local ice cream man was found dead in his garage covered in strawberry sauce and hundreds and thousands.
Police believe he topped himself.
When you see something red that goes up and down, chances are it is a strawberry in an elevator.
A scarecrow's favorite fruit to eat is straw-berry.
A musical strawberry jam that knows how to play the trumpet is called Tooty fruity.
Have you wondered what made the strawberry such a smoothie? It is the yoghurt of course.
Strawberries love delicious food. Their favorite is Jam-balaya.
What is John Lennon's favorite donut? Strawberry' Filled Forever.'
When Berry the dog dug up the woman's strawberry patch, she angrily exclaimed "That is the final straw, Berry."
You can fix a broken strawberry with a strawberry patch.
You can never make a crumble with just 3.14 strawberries because that would make a pi.
My grandmother was famous all over town for growing delicious strawberries.
She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited. When she passed away I fulfilled my promise. She’s dead and berried.
A turkey's favorite dessert is a strawberry gobbler.
The strawberry was very good at racing because he was always juiced up before a race.
The only thing that looks like half a strawberry is the other half.
Strawberries are great musicians because they make perfect jam sessions.
On Father's Day my family went strawberry picking. Later on, we decided to make a jam...
...from the fruits of our labor
I saw a strawberry with a gun, robbing a man. I am guessing he was in a jam.