Strawberry Puns

These strawberry puns are berry berry funny!

Strawberry Puns

A berry funny strawberry candy is called a Laffy taffy.
A strawberry will never help another strawberry because they tend to always get into jams.
When you find a blue strawberry, try to cheer it up.
What did the judge say at the finale of the meat throwing competition? The steaks have never been higher!
When strawberries, blueberries or blackberries meet another berry they like and want to get married who do they go see?
The marionberry
Have you wondered what made the strawberry such a smoothie? It is the yoghurt of course.
What is the perfect name for a sad strawberry? It is called a blueberry.
Why is the strawberry loved dearly by everyone? Because it is berry sweet.
When a man went to the doctor to get rid of the strawberry that was growing out of his head, the doctor told him, "Don't worry. I'll give you some cream for that".
A scarecrow's favorite fruit to eat is straw-berry.
What do strawberries wear to bed?
Jammies!
What did the lovesick pig sing to his girlfriend? Don't go bacon my heart!
What do you call a strawberry in math?
A berry-able.
Most of the fruits usually drink their juice with a straw-berry.
What is a strawberry that likes to spin called? A berry-go-round.
Strawberries are considered to be the most bullied fruits because they're always getting picked on.
You can fix a broken strawberry with a strawberry patch.
If you want to wish a 'Merry Christmas' to a strawberry, just say, "Straw-berry Christmas!'"
The only type of berry you will ever find in a barn is a straw-berry.
The best thing ever to put in a strawberry pie is your teeth.
What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work!
You can never make a crumble with just 3.14 strawberries because that would make a pi.
‪I mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a 🍲. Served the mash to guests visiting my place.
Called the dish, Mea Pulpa. ‬
Nobody would ask the strawberry to go to the prom because it was past her sale by date.
On Father's Day my family went strawberry picking. Later on, we decided to make a jam...
...from the fruits of our labor
A magnetic strawberry is always red and points north.
A berry from which you can directly drink out of is a straw-berry.
We failed to find the dog's bone because the owner berried it.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky!
I came across a man who was eating strawberries at the bank. He told me he wanted to eat rich food.
Last time I was in France I wanted to ask a question about strawberries
But I wasn't sure how to fraise it.
The scientist was meticulous about his strawberry pies. He rounded up the protein content of his pie at 3.14.
I saw a real rob-bbery today. It happened right before my berry eyes.
I'm going to tell you all a story about strawberries.....
Once a punnet time....
Picking strawberries can be a very fruitful endeavor!
The jam bank went bankrupt because of the series of strobberies in the last quarter.
I found a sour strawberry today. It was berry bad.
A strawberry screamed at the other, "Were it not that ripe, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam."
The strawberry went out with the grape only because he couldn't find a date.
Why did the strawberries turned red? Because they saw the salad dressing.
My local ice cream man was found dead in his garage covered in strawberry sauce and hundreds and thousands.
Police believe he topped himself.
The daddy strawberry got the job to perform at the circus because he was a berry straw-ng man.
My business that sells strawberry juice has gone into liquidation
I saw a strawberry with a gun, robbing a man. I am guessing he was in a jam.
What kind of face cream does a strawberry buys?
Blackhead removal cream and scrub
Why did the strawberry get bruised? Because it was under pear pressure.
Strawberries are berry healthy. They pack a punch when it comes to beating cancer and other diseases.
When I went to the shop to buy some strawberries, they didn't have any. It was such a fruitless trip.
When you see something red that goes up and down, chances are it is a strawberry in an elevator.
A strawberry feels most comfortable in its py-jam-as.