How do you know you in "love" with spicy food? After getting to third basil.
I switched labels in my wife's spice cabinet.
She hasn't noticed, but the thyme is cumin.
Chefs earn a meager celery, cumin home beat they just want to read the pepper and spend thyme with the kids.
One day, tamarind, curry and ice were crossing the road. All of a sudden they heard a gunshot. Then, tamabrind ball, curry duck and ice-cream!
Why did the Iron Chef have to stop cooking? He ran out of Thyme.
When do you put paprika on eggs? Fry-Day.
What vegetable is not allowed on ships? Leeks.
Who did the Caribbean jerk fall in love with? The Spice Girl next door.
Did you hear about the guy who overdosed on curry powder? He went into a korma.
Did you hear about the flatmate who woke up to a spicy toothbrush? He had it cumin.
How should you live your life? By seasoning the moment.
So I was cleaning my spice cabinet...
and now I have a lot of thyme on my hands!
I asked the Korean grocer for something to spice up my meals, but I think I got a raw dill.
My wife doesn't like spicy food and I think it's a cayenne shame.
Teacher: What are the seasons? Student: Salt, pepper, ginger...
What happened when a farmer crossed a chili pepper, a shovel, and a pitbull? He got a hot-diggity-dog.
Why do baby seals swim in salt water? Cause pepper water makes them sneeze.
Why can't chefs play baseball? They always get caught trying to steal a basil.
What do you get when you spice up date night? Netflix and Chilis.
What did the salt shaker say to the graint of salt? Why you INSALT MEEE.
Where did the garlic clove go to have a few drinks? The Salad Bar!
My herbs were looking a little scuffed, but when I went to go polish them, my friend was already getting ready to help me out. This made me upset, so I grabbed a sprig out of their hands and said
This is my thyme to shine.
Have you heard of the garlic diet? You don't lose much weight, but from a distance your friends think you look thinner!
What does a nosey pepper do? Gets Jalapeno business.
What is a ghost peppers favorite Leonardo Dicaprio film? Catch me if you Cayenne.
National Herbs and Spices Day is celebrated annually on June 10.
How does the recipe for German Sauerbraten begin? "First invade ze kitchen."
Why did the farmer feed his pigs a mixture of sugar, vinegar, and soy sauce? He wanted sweet and sour pork.
If my Hindu girlfriend thinks I'm going to eat Indian food, she has another think cumin.
My doctor told me "No more spicy food.", but I decided to have one last fennel fling.
What do you call a dinosaur that drinks curry? A Mega-sore-arse.
What do cloves use for money? Garlic "Bread."
What does a good spice rack help you win? The Hunger Games.
A protestor threw a bunch of spices on Jason "Pink" London, but all it did was leave him "Saged and Confused".
How does a restaurant get the freshest ingredients? They cut a dill.
I cut a dill with this spicy mami, but at the last minute she ginger mind.
What kind of socks do you need to plant cayenne pepper? Garden hose!
I caught the chef sticking his hand in the cooking pot. He looked at me and said...
"I was just feeling a little chili."
Why shouldn't you buy illegal seasonings? It's always a shady dill.
A burglar broke into my house and took all my condiments, now I'm Spiceless in Seattle.
What did baby clock ask mama clock? Where's father Thyme.