So I was cleaning my spice cabinet...
and now I have a lot of thyme on my hands!
What do you call a dinosaur that drinks curry? A Mega-sore-arse.
I caught the chef sticking his hand in the cooking pot. He looked at me and said...
"I was just feeling a little chili."
What do you get when you spice up date night? Netflix and Chilis.
What did baby clock ask mama clock? Where's father Thyme.
Why do baby seals swim in salt water? Cause pepper water makes them sneeze.
When do you put paprika on eggs? Fry-Day.
What vegetable is not allowed on ships? Leeks.
Teacher: What are the seasons? Student: Salt, pepper, ginger...
Why did the Iron Chef have to stop cooking? He ran out of Thyme.
Why can't chefs play baseball? They always get caught trying to steal a basil.