Why can't chefs play baseball? They always get caught trying to steal a basil.
One day, tamarind, curry and ice were crossing the road. All of a sudden they heard a gunshot. Then, tamabrind ball, curry duck and ice-cream!
My herbs were looking a little scuffed, but when I went to go polish them, my friend was already getting ready to help me out. This made me upset, so I grabbed a sprig out of their hands and said
This is my thyme to shine.
How should you live your life? By seasoning the moment.
Who did the Caribbean jerk fall in love with? The Spice Girl next door.
What kind of socks do you need to plant cayenne pepper? Garden hose!
Why did the farmer feed his pigs a mixture of sugar, vinegar, and soy sauce? He wanted sweet and sour pork.
What happened when a farmer crossed a chili pepper, a shovel, and a pitbull? He got a hot-diggity-dog.
I switched labels in my wife's spice cabinet.
She hasn't noticed, but the thyme is cumin.
Why do baby seals swim in salt water? Cause pepper water makes them sneeze.
What does a good spice rack help you win? The Hunger Games.