My friends say that I cannot cook alphabet soup for this dinner. And now they are eating their words.
Do you know what is so special about the alphabet soup of Twitter? It only allows 140 letters.
The soup chef changed the design of his menu. He said his new favorite font is Times New Ramen.
After his meal, the cannibal wipes his mouth and says: “My wife cooks the greatest soup in the world. But I will miss her so much.”
When she spotted fake ramen in her soup, she said, “ This soup has impasta in it.”
When we spill soup on the comic book, we will get soup-erman.
Do not eat that alphabet soup, or you will have a vowel movement.
My mum makes the best soups. She is a real soup-erstar.
Many people have a mythical belief about soup. It is called soup–erstition.
I am soup-er into the beautiful girl that I met yesterday at school.
Why don’t these children eat their soup? Because all of them is stew-pid.
No one laughed at my soup puns. I said "When I crack a soup joke, everyone is soup-posed to laugh".
If you coriander into my tomato soup, you will give me a soup-herb dish.
The bowl of soup you bought yesterday from the Chinese restaurant was souper terrible.
In some way, being a bowl of soup is like being a man. You are only blown when you are hot!
The man on the table found hair in his soup. He said in rage "I will take the chef to soup-reme court".
When I said "God, Thank you for this delicious noodle soup", my dad said "Ramen".
What is the difference between pea soup and roast beef? Everyone would roast beef.
If you want day-old soup, then come back here tomorrow!
If mom leaves her alphabet soup on the stove and forgets about it, it would spell disaster.
