Soup Puns

These soup puns are soup-er fun.

Soup Puns

The healthy soup recipe was suggested to us by the nutritionist. It soup-erseded the old unhealthy creamy soup we used to have for dinner.
If fish is a type of brain food, then dumb people probably love eating noodle soup.
The soup was too spicy to be had by us. It was the borscht soup I had ever had.
What do the ducks have for dinner? They have Quackers and soup.
My friends say that I cannot cook alphabet soup for this dinner. And now they are eating their words.
The cold broth is known to have lived in Stock-holm.
Is beef soup good for our health? Not if you are the cow.
I earned money by selling broth. Now I am a bouillonaire.
My mom likes to feed everyone the soup she makes. She said it is her broth right.
If you are a fan of alphabet soup, then you might also know times new ramen.
If we cross lobster bisque and Elon Musk, what we have is a soup-er car
Do you know why do the hipsters burn their tongue? It is because they eat their soup before it gets cool.
My mom is really soup-rised at the outcome when she puts yeast in the broth.
Do you want to try my soup? I have enough for broth of us!
My father loves eating reams of soup. That is the reason why I think he should be nominated to the Soup – ream – court!
If you want day-old soup, then come back here tomorrow!
Which hand should we use to stir the soup? It is better to stir the soup with a spoon!
After his meal, the cannibal wipes his mouth and says: “My wife cooks the greatest soup in the world. But I will miss her so much.”
Have you ever wondered if illiterate people would get the full effects of alphabet soup?
I was souper excited to hear some soup puns for the comic chef - but his performance did not excite miso much.