I was straining some old noodles but eventually, I chickened out. It was such a broth-er.
When I took a break from having soup, my mom said "Carry on, why did you stoup?"
The man on the table found hair in his soup. He said in rage "I will take the chef to soup-reme court".
Do you know what is so special about the alphabet soup of Twitter? It only allows 140 letters.
Do you want to try my soup? I have enough for broth of us!
“My bowl of soup must be cracked as it is all wet down here”. “Well, I guess it is because your soup has a leek in it.
When I refused to have the soup, my sister said "People who do not have soup are stew-pid".
My father loves eating reams of soup. That is the reason why I think he should be nominated to the Soup – ream – court!
The healthy soup recipe was suggested to us by the nutritionist. It soup-erseded the old unhealthy creamy soup we used to have for dinner.
I have pea soup for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. That’s why I pea soup all night!
The Japanese restaurant serves the best soups. It will always make miso happy.
Fake ramen noodles are also called the impasta.
Mum, you are my soup-er star.
Mom, what do we have for dinner? I cannot tell you, son, it is a soup-rise! Is it soup? I soup-pose it would be.
When the chef asked me how I would like my soup, I said "I would like minestrone".
In some way, being a bowl of soup is like being a man. You are only blown when you are hot!
If you want day-old soup, then come back here tomorrow!
My friends say that I cannot cook alphabet soup for this dinner. And now they are eating their words.
The soup that she cooks is so thick that the kitchen would go around when she stirs it.
If mom leaves her alphabet soup on the stove and forgets about it, it would spell disaster.
If we cross lobster bisque and Elon Musk, what we have is a soup-er car
My mother is so fastidious that she eats her alphabet soup in the alphabetical order.
When soup feels strained and stressed, where would it go? – A broth-el!
Do you know why do the hipsters burn their tongue? It is because they eat their soup before it gets cool.
We all know that the New England Patriots have their soup in the Super Bowl.
I am really broth-taking when I see the signer vomiting soup.
The police officer only had soups for dinner. He was a soup-erintendent.
When I said "God, Thank you for this delicious noodle soup", my dad said "Ramen".
What do we call two thousand pounds of Chinese soup? It is called won – ton!
When she asked me if I like soup, I replied saying "I am crazy pho soups".
When she spotted fake ramen in her soup, she said, “ This soup has impasta in it.”
I sent back the soup served to me at the restaurant. It was not of soup-reme quality.
Why don’t these children eat their soup? Because all of them is stew-pid.
My mom likes to feed everyone the soup she makes. She said it is her broth right.
No one laughed at my soup puns. I said "When I crack a soup joke, everyone is soup-posed to laugh".
Udon even know how to cook this udon recipe. Fortunately, I can teach you.
The soup chef changed the design of his menu. He said his new favorite font is Times New Ramen.
I caught my sister click and post a picture of the soupy noodles yesterday. She was actively instagramen.
Who is the superhero who loves to have soup all the time? Souper-man.
What is the difference between pea soup and roast beef? Everyone would roast beef.
The soup was too spicy to be had by us. It was the borscht soup I had ever had.
I am a huge fan of local cuisine, and cooking is my soup-er power!
After his meal, the cannibal wipes his mouth and says: “My wife cooks the greatest soup in the world. But I will miss her so much.”
Have you ever wondered if illiterate people would get the full effects of alphabet soup?
Do you know what the favourite soup of a ghost is? It is the Scream of Broccoli.
The soup that my mom made for dinner healed my flu in a day. It was almost soup-er natural.
If you coriander into my tomato soup, you will give me a soup-herb dish.
He is the best chef in the city. His soups take my broth away.
The cold broth is known to have lived in Stock-holm.
I am pretty sure that the favourite soup of Dracula is the Scream of tomato.