When the chef asked me how I would like my soup, I said "I would like minestrone".
My father loves eating reams of soup. That is the reason why I think he should be nominated to the Soup – ream – court!
Mom, what do we have for dinner? I cannot tell you, son, it is a soup-rise! Is it soup? I soup-pose it would be.
Which hand should we use to stir the soup? It is better to stir the soup with a spoon!
If fish is a type of brain food, then dumb people probably love eating noodle soup.
“Mom, what do we have for this dinner?” – “I cannot tell you. It is a little soup-prise, son!”
Is beef soup good for our health? Not if you are the cow.
Soup is only musical when it is piping hot.
Udon even know how to cook this udon recipe. Fortunately, I can teach you.
What do we call a chicken inside a hot tub? – It is called soup.
I was straining some old noodles but eventually, I chickened out. It was such a broth-er.
I caught my sister click and post a picture of the soupy noodles yesterday. She was actively instagramen.
Do you know why do the hipsters burn their tongue? It is because they eat their soup before it gets cool.
The soup that she cooks is so thick that the kitchen would go around when she stirs it.
What is the difference between pea soup and roast beef? Everyone would roast beef.
If you coriander into my tomato soup, you will give me a soup-herb dish.
Mum, you are my soup-er star.
The soup was busy and preoccupied. He was stewing over something his friend said.
“My bowl of soup must be cracked as it is all wet down here”. “Well, I guess it is because your soup has a leek in it.
Fake ramen noodles are also called the impasta.
The Japanese restaurant serves the best soups. It will always make miso happy.
How can we tell the difference between a can of beef soup and a can of pork soup? Just read the labels.
When we spill soup on the comic book, we will get soup-erman.
When I was learning how to cook soups, my mum asked me to follow my instinct. She asked me to go with the pho.
My mum makes the best soups. She is a real soup-erstar.
We all know that the New England Patriots have their soup in the Super Bowl.
In some way, being a bowl of soup is like being a man. You are only blown when you are hot!
I was souper excited to hear some soup puns for the comic chef - but his performance did not excite miso much.
I love having dinner in a local restaurant. It has a soup-erb speciality that mixes soup and herbs.
If you want day-old soup, then come back here tomorrow!
Do you want to try my soup? I have enough for broth of us!
I sent back the soup served to me at the restaurant. It was not of soup-reme quality.
When I said "God, Thank you for this delicious noodle soup", my dad said "Ramen".
The soup was too spicy to be had by us. It was the borscht soup I had ever had.
My mom likes to feed everyone the soup she makes. She said it is her broth right.
The easiest way to know that you are eating a bowl of rabbit soup is to take a look inside and find a hare in it.
Having chicken broth before the game was a sure shot way to maintain energy for the Soup-er Bowl.
Do not eat that alphabet soup, or you will have a vowel movement.
My friends say that I cannot cook alphabet soup for this dinner. And now they are eating their words.
I earned money by selling broth. Now I am a bouillonaire.
He is the best chef in the city. His soups take my broth away.
I loved the soup that they served at the local restaurant yesterday. It was simply pho-nomenol.
What is the best way to make gold soup? By adding 22 carrots in it.
If we cross lobster bisque and Elon Musk, what we have is a soup-er car
If you are a fan of alphabet soup, then you might also know times new ramen.
The soup that my mom made for dinner healed my flu in a day. It was almost soup-er natural.
When she asked me if I like soup, I replied saying "I am crazy pho soups".
My mom is really soup-rised at the outcome when she puts yeast in the broth.
When soup feels strained and stressed, where would it go? – A broth-el!
Have you ever wondered if illiterate people would get the full effects of alphabet soup?