The man on the table found hair in his soup. He said in rage "I will take the chef to soup-reme court".
“Mom, what do we have for this dinner?” – “I cannot tell you. It is a little soup-prise, son!”
If mom leaves her alphabet soup on the stove and forgets about it, it would spell disaster.
When I refused to have the soup, my sister said "People who do not have soup are stew-pid".
Do not eat that alphabet soup, or you will have a vowel movement.
If your team loses the Souper Bowl, then be prepared for a lot of boouillons from your fans.
My father loves eating reams of soup. That is the reason why I think he should be nominated to the Soup – ream – court!
My mother is so fastidious that she eats her alphabet soup in the alphabetical order.
I am soup-er into the beautiful girl that I met yesterday at school.
The soup was too spicy to be had by us. It was the borscht soup I had ever had.
If we cross lobster bisque and Elon Musk, what we have is a soup-er car
After his meal, the cannibal wipes his mouth and says: “My wife cooks the greatest soup in the world. But I will miss her so much.”
If you want day-old soup, then come back here tomorrow!
When she spotted fake ramen in her soup, she said, “ This soup has impasta in it.”
When we spill soup on the comic book, we will get soup-erman.
The Japanese restaurant serves the best soups. It will always make miso happy.
My mom is really soup-rised at the outcome when she puts yeast in the broth.
The easiest way to know that you are eating a bowl of rabbit soup is to take a look inside and find a hare in it.
Many people have a mythical belief about soup. It is called soup–erstition.
Do you know why do the hipsters burn their tongue? It is because they eat their soup before it gets cool.
No one laughed at my soup puns. I said "When I crack a soup joke, everyone is soup-posed to laugh".
Mum, you are my soup-er star.
When I took a break from having soup, my mom said "Carry on, why did you stoup?"
Mom, what do we have for dinner? I cannot tell you, son, it is a soup-rise! Is it soup? I soup-pose it would be.
When soup feels strained and stressed, where would it go? – A broth-el!
Do you want to try my soup? I have enough for broth of us!
One bowl of soup said to the other, "Hello Broth-er".
If fish is a type of brain food, then dumb people probably love eating noodle soup.
Udon even know how to cook this udon recipe. Fortunately, I can teach you.
When I said "God, Thank you for this delicious noodle soup", my dad said "Ramen".
I caught my sister click and post a picture of the soupy noodles yesterday. She was actively instagramen.
I sent back the soup served to me at the restaurant. It was not of soup-reme quality.
When she asked me if I like soup, I replied saying "I am crazy pho soups".
The soup chef changed the design of his menu. He said his new favorite font is Times New Ramen.
My mom likes to feed everyone the soup she makes. She said it is her broth right.
I am pretty sure that the favourite soup of Dracula is the Scream of tomato.
What is the best way to make gold soup? By adding 22 carrots in it.
I was straining some old noodles but eventually, I chickened out. It was such a broth-er.
What makes the soup of a dragon so delicious is the addition of firecrackers.
I loved the soup that they served at the local restaurant yesterday. It was simply pho-nomenol.
My friends say that I cannot cook alphabet soup for this dinner. And now they are eating their words.
Do you know what firemen often add to their soup? – They add firecrackers.
My mum makes the best soups. She is a real soup-erstar.
What do we call two thousand pounds of Chinese soup? It is called won – ton!
Why don’t these children eat their soup? Because all of them is stew-pid.
What is the difference between pea soup and roast beef? Everyone would roast beef.
What do we call a chicken inside a hot tub? – It is called soup.
Which hand should we use to stir the soup? It is better to stir the soup with a spoon!
The bowl of soup you bought yesterday from the Chinese restaurant was souper terrible.
When the chef asked me how I would like my soup, I said "I would like minestrone".