I earned money by selling broth. Now I am a bouillonaire.
I loved the soup that they served at the local restaurant yesterday. It was simply pho-nomenol.
When I took a break from having soup, my mom said "Carry on, why did you stoup?"
I was souper excited to hear some soup puns for the comic chef - but his performance did not excite miso much.
The cold broth is known to have lived in Stock-holm.
The healthy soup recipe was suggested to us by the nutritionist. It soup-erseded the old unhealthy creamy soup we used to have for dinner.
What do we call a chicken inside a hot tub? – It is called soup.
The soup that she cooks is so thick that the kitchen would go around when she stirs it.
My father loves eating reams of soup. That is the reason why I think he should be nominated to the Soup – ream – court!
Why don’t these children eat their soup? Because all of them is stew-pid.
If you coriander into my tomato soup, you will give me a soup-herb dish.
Which hand should we use to stir the soup? It is better to stir the soup with a spoon!
I am really broth-taking when I see the signer vomiting soup.
Have you ever wondered if illiterate people would get the full effects of alphabet soup?
“My bowl of soup must be cracked as it is all wet down here”. “Well, I guess it is because your soup has a leek in it.
Who is the superhero who loves to have soup all the time? Souper-man.
When I said "God, Thank you for this delicious noodle soup", my dad said "Ramen".
What is the best way to make gold soup? By adding 22 carrots in it.
If you are a fan of alphabet soup, then you might also know times new ramen.
If we cross lobster bisque and Elon Musk, what we have is a soup-er car
If you want day-old soup, then come back here tomorrow!
What do we call two thousand pounds of Chinese soup? It is called won – ton!
If fish is a type of brain food, then dumb people probably love eating noodle soup.
Mom, what do we have for dinner? I cannot tell you, son, it is a soup-rise! Is it soup? I soup-pose it would be.
When the chef asked me how I would like my soup, I said "I would like minestrone".
What makes the soup of a dragon so delicious is the addition of firecrackers.
What do the ducks have for dinner? They have Quackers and soup.
Fake ramen noodles are also called the impasta.
I sent back the soup served to me at the restaurant. It was not of soup-reme quality.
Many people have a mythical belief about soup. It is called soup–erstition.
I was straining some old noodles but eventually, I chickened out. It was such a broth-er.
When she spotted fake ramen in her soup, she said, “ This soup has impasta in it.”
When soup feels strained and stressed, where would it go? – A broth-el!
If your team loses the Souper Bowl, then be prepared for a lot of boouillons from your fans.
Having chicken broth before the game was a sure shot way to maintain energy for the Soup-er Bowl.
Do not eat that alphabet soup, or you will have a vowel movement.
I am a huge fan of local cuisine, and cooking is my soup-er power!
How can we tell the difference between a can of beef soup and a can of pork soup? Just read the labels.
My mother is so fastidious that she eats her alphabet soup in the alphabetical order.
My mum makes the best soups. She is a real soup-erstar.
Mum, you are my soup-er star.
I am soup-er into the beautiful girl that I met yesterday at school.
In some way, being a bowl of soup is like being a man. You are only blown when you are hot!
When we spill soup on the comic book, we will get soup-erman.
I have pea soup for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. That’s why I pea soup all night!
The soup that my mom made for dinner healed my flu in a day. It was almost soup-er natural.
I love having dinner in a local restaurant. It has a soup-erb speciality that mixes soup and herbs.
Soup is only musical when it is piping hot.
The easiest way to know that you are eating a bowl of rabbit soup is to take a look inside and find a hare in it.
No one laughed at my soup puns. I said "When I crack a soup joke, everyone is soup-posed to laugh".