Soup is only musical when it is piping hot.
The soup that my mom made for dinner healed my flu in a day. It was almost soup-er natural.
Many people have a mythical belief about soup. It is called soup–erstition.
Having chicken broth before the game was a sure shot way to maintain energy for the Soup-er Bowl.
The police officer only had soups for dinner. He was a soup-erintendent.
After his meal, the cannibal wipes his mouth and says: “My wife cooks the greatest soup in the world. But I will miss her so much.”
When I took a break from having soup, my mom said "Carry on, why did you stoup?"
Do you know why do the hipsters burn their tongue? It is because they eat their soup before it gets cool.
He is the best chef in the city. His soups take my broth away.
If fish is a type of brain food, then dumb people probably love eating noodle soup.
In some way, being a bowl of soup is like being a man. You are only blown when you are hot!
I was straining some old noodles but eventually, I chickened out. It was such a broth-er.
When the chef asked me how I would like my soup, I said "I would like minestrone".
What makes the soup of a dragon so delicious is the addition of firecrackers.
I caught my sister click and post a picture of the soupy noodles yesterday. She was actively instagramen.
Who is the superhero who loves to have soup all the time? Souper-man.
When I said "God, Thank you for this delicious noodle soup", my dad said "Ramen".
The Japanese restaurant serves the best soups. It will always make miso happy.
“Mom, what do we have for this dinner?” – “I cannot tell you. It is a little soup-prise, son!”
How can we tell the difference between a can of beef soup and a can of pork soup? Just read the labels.
My friends say that I cannot cook alphabet soup for this dinner. And now they are eating their words.
Mom, what do we have for dinner? I cannot tell you, son, it is a soup-rise! Is it soup? I soup-pose it would be.
The bowl of soup you bought yesterday from the Chinese restaurant was souper terrible.
No one laughed at my soup puns. I said "When I crack a soup joke, everyone is soup-posed to laugh".
When I was learning how to cook soups, my mum asked me to follow my instinct. She asked me to go with the pho.
I sent back the soup served to me at the restaurant. It was not of soup-reme quality.
What do we call two thousand pounds of Chinese soup? It is called won – ton!
I loved the soup that they served at the local restaurant yesterday. It was simply pho-nomenol.
Do you know what is so special about the alphabet soup of Twitter? It only allows 140 letters.
I am a huge fan of local cuisine, and cooking is my soup-er power!
If you are a fan of alphabet soup, then you might also know times new ramen.
I am really broth-taking when I see the signer vomiting soup.
We all know that the New England Patriots have their soup in the Super Bowl.
My father loves eating reams of soup. That is the reason why I think he should be nominated to the Soup – ream – court!
My mother is so fastidious that she eats her alphabet soup in the alphabetical order.
The soup was busy and preoccupied. He was stewing over something his friend said.
If your team loses the Souper Bowl, then be prepared for a lot of boouillons from your fans.
“My bowl of soup must be cracked as it is all wet down here”. “Well, I guess it is because your soup has a leek in it.
Do not eat that alphabet soup, or you will have a vowel movement.
I am pretty sure that the favourite soup of Dracula is the Scream of tomato.
Udon even know how to cook this udon recipe. Fortunately, I can teach you.
I have pea soup for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. That’s why I pea soup all night!
I was souper excited to hear some soup puns for the comic chef - but his performance did not excite miso much.
If you coriander into my tomato soup, you will give me a soup-herb dish.
My mom likes to feed everyone the soup she makes. She said it is her broth right.
The cold broth is known to have lived in Stock-holm.
What do we call a chicken inside a hot tub? – It is called soup.
When she asked me if I like soup, I replied saying "I am crazy pho soups".
My mum makes the best soups. She is a real soup-erstar.
The man on the table found hair in his soup. He said in rage "I will take the chef to soup-reme court".