Everything in this world is either a potato or not a potato
Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Ergo, I am a potato
What is a potato’s life philosophy? I think, therefore I yam.
My love for you sprouts more and more everyday!
Why was the potato put in an asylum? It was starch raving mad.
The sweet potato asked the other potato : “How are my eyes? ”
What do you get when if you cross a potato and the terminator?
A termitator.
What do potatoes become when they smoke weed?
Baked potatoes.
Potatoes that are medi-tators maintain calm and peace even when uprooted.
Potato puns are a-peeling.
Who is the most powerful potato? Darth Tater.
What do you call a potato that has turned to the dark side? Vader tots!
What do you call a baby potato? Tater tots!