“How was your day? ” “It was a total disas-tater”
My love for you sprouts more and more everyday!
If we played hot potato I’d lose, because I’d never let you go.
I yam rooting for you my sweet potato and I won't mash your heart
Why was the sweet potato too shy to ask out the russet potato? Because he was a real spud.
What’s a potato’s least favorite dance? The Mash Potato.
What do you call a lazy spud? A couch potato.
The sweet potato asked the other potato : “How are my eyes? ”
Say this aloud: Eye Yam Stew Peed
What do you call a baby potato? Tater tots!
What do you call a potato that smokes weed? A baked potato.
“We are experiencing slight tuber-lence on the flight”
How does a potato win at Street Fighter? By mashing the kick button.