“I can’t breathe” One potato said to the other. “What happened? ” The other said. The potato replied “I
feel I dropped my nose somewhere”
Have a s-mash-ing birthday!
Who is the most powerful potato? Darth Tater.
What do you call a stolen yam? A hot potato.
Happy Birthday to my best spud….get it? ? Spud…bud? ?
You’re the tater to my tot. I miss you a lot!
What do you call a lazy spud? A couch potato.
I yam always very happy to eat sweet potatoes.
Tony, where do I even starch? I yam so happy we’re best spuds!
Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
What do you call a person who spends a lot of time sitting and staring at potatoes? A medi-tator.
Why was the potato put in an asylum? It was starch raving mad.
“How was your day? ” “It was tater-ible”