Why did the potato wear socks?
To keep his pota-toes warm.
The sweet potato asked the other potato : “How are my eyes? ”
Tony, where do I even starch? I yam so happy we’re best spuds!
What do you call a potato that’s reluctant to jump into boiling water? A hesi-tater.
Who is the most powerful potato? Darth Tater.
Why didn’t the mother potato want her daughter to marry the famous newscaster? Because he was a common-tater.
I yam rooting for you my sweet potato and I won't mash your heart
Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
Why was the sweet potato too shy to ask out the russet potato? Because he was a real spud.
Potato puns are a-peeling.
What’s a potato’s least favorite dance? The Mash Potato.
What do you call a stolen yam? A hot potato.
I love you a tot!
I yam always very happy to eat sweet potatoes.
What do you call a baby potato? Small fry.
What do you call a lazy spud? A couch potato.
“How was your day? ” “It was a total disas-tater”
If we played hot potato I’d lose, because I’d never let you go.
Happy Birthday to my best spud….get it? ? Spud…bud? ?
What is a potato’s life philosophy? I think, therefore I yam.
“I can’t breathe” One potato said to the other. “What happened? ” The other said. The potato replied “I
feel I dropped my nose somewhere”
I met a girl that owned three french-fry factories. I was impressed but to her it was just small potatoes.
What did the daddy potato say to his son before his soccer game? I’m rooting for you!
Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Ergo, I am a potato
“How are you? ” “Well, I yam fried”
What do you call a potato that has turned to the dark side? Vader tots!
If you’re looking for potato puns, you can count on me to chip in.
Why wouldn’t the reporter leave the mashed potatoes alone? He desperately wanted a scoop.
When it started raining, I spotted a potato across the road pretty fast and I wondered what’s up? It wasn’t long before I saw a fork up ahead.
What do potatoes become when they smoke weed?
Baked potatoes.
What do you call a potato wearing glasses? A spec-tater!
How does a potato win at Street Fighter? By mashing the kick button.
What do you call a potato at a football game? A spec-tater.
What do you call a spinning potato? A rotate-o.
My love for you sprouts more and more everyday!
What’s a potato’s favorite TV program? Starch Trek.
You’re the tater to my tot. I miss you a lot!
Potatoes that are medi-tators maintain calm and peace even when uprooted.
What kind of potatoes are in the best shape? Hash browns; they’re totally shredded!
“How was your day? ” “It was tater-ible”
Who is a potato’s favorite author? Edgar Allen Poe-tato.
Why do potatoes make good detectives? Because they keep their eyes peeled.
I miss you! I’ll see you tater!