Why did the potato wear socks?
To keep his pota-toes warm.
How do you know when a potato is in a bad mood? When they are acting salty
You’re the tater to my tot. I miss you a lot!
Potatoes that are medi-tators maintain calm and peace even when uprooted.
I yam always very happy to eat sweet potatoes.
What do you get when if you cross a potato and the terminator?
A termitator.
Why don't potatoes go to parties?
They're scared of the Monster Mash.
“How are you? ” “Well, I yam fried”
Why was the sweet potato too shy to ask out the russet potato? Because he was a real spud.
What is a potato’s favorite baseball team? The New York Yamkees
We’re a perfect mash.
Happy Birthday to my best spud….get it? ? Spud…bud? ?
I yam rooting for you my sweet potato and I won't mash your heart
Thanks to you, I’m saddled with unnecessary peelings.
Why was the potato put in an asylum? It was starch raving mad.
“How was your day? ” “It was a total disas-tater”
Where does a potato go to college? DeFry
What’s a potato’s favorite TV program? Starch Trek.
My love for you sprouts more and more everyday!
How does a potato win at Street Fighter? By mashing the kick button.
Why didn’t the mother potato want her daughter to marry the famous newscaster? Because he was a common-tater.
What do you call a baby potato? Tater tots!
What do you call a potato at a football game? A spec-tater.
Boil ’em, mash ’em, stick ’em in a stew. Happy Birthday from me to you!
Why do potatoes make good detectives? Because they keep their eyes peeled.
Potato puns are a-peeling.
What do you call a potato that’s reluctant to jump into boiling water? A hesi-tater.
Did you hear about the potato that got its head chopped off? It was decap-potatoed.
“I can’t breathe” One potato said to the other. “What happened? ” The other said. The potato replied “I
feel I dropped my nose somewhere”
How do you know when a potato is high? When it looks baked!
Who is the most powerful potato? Darth Tater.
What do you call an everyday potato? A commentater!
What kind of potato do you want to take home to your parents? A sweet potato.
What do you call a spinning potato? A rotate-o.
A potato gave a gift to his girlfriend.She said, “Aww, why are you so sweet? ”He said, “It’s just the
way I yam.”
What do you call a stolen yam? A hot potato.
What do you call a baby potato? Small fry.
Time fries when you’re having fun!
Have a s-mash-ing birthday!
Who is a potato’s favorite author? Edgar Allen Poe-tato.
When it started raining, I spotted a potato across the road pretty fast and I wondered what’s up? It wasn’t long before I saw a fork up ahead.
All potato puns are pomme de terrible.
Tony, where do I even starch? I yam so happy we’re best spuds!
Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Ergo, I am a potato
Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
When potato chips don’t sell fast enough, the maker knows it will soon be crunch time.
I miss you! I’ll see you tater!
What do you call a potato that smokes weed? A baked potato.
Everything in this world is either a potato or not a potato
What is a potato’s life philosophy? I think, therefore I yam.