You’re the tater to my tot. I miss you a lot!
Tony, where do I even starch? I yam so happy we’re best spuds!
Where does a potato go to college? DeFry
What do you call a spinning potato? A rotate-o.
Why did the potato wear socks?
To keep his pota-toes warm.
What do you get when it rains potatoes? Spuddles.
Boil ’em, mash ’em, stick ’em in a stew. Happy Birthday from me to you!
When it started raining, I spotted a potato across the road pretty fast and I wondered what’s up? It wasn’t long before I saw a fork up ahead.
I yam always very happy to eat sweet potatoes.
Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
What’s a potato’s least favorite dance? The Mash Potato.
What do potatoes become when they smoke weed?
Baked potatoes.
The sweet potato asked the other potato : “How are my eyes? ”
“How was your day? ” “It was tater-ible”
Potatoes that are medi-tators maintain calm and peace even when uprooted.
What is a potato’s life philosophy? I think, therefore I yam.
What do you call a person who spends a lot of time sitting and staring at potatoes? A medi-tator.
Why was the sweet potato too shy to ask out the russet potato? Because he was a real spud.
People order potatoes a lot because they look a-peeling on the menu.
Time fries when you’re having fun!
Potato puns are a-peeling.
If you’re looking for potato puns, you can count on me to chip in.
What do you call a potato wearing glasses? A spec-tater!
A potato gave a gift to his girlfriend.She said, “Aww, why are you so sweet? ”He said, “It’s just the
way I yam.”
All potato puns are pomme de terrible.
“How was your day? ” “It was a total disas-tater”
Did you hear about the potato that got its head chopped off? It was decap-potatoed.
What do you say to an angry 300-pound baked potato? Anything, just butter him up.
I love you a tot!
What is a potato’s favorite baseball team? The New York Yamkees
What do you call an everyday potato? A commentater!
We’re a perfect mash.
John, you have so much po(tato)tential!
I like you a latke!
Who is the most powerful potato? Darth Tater.
What kind of potato do you want to take home to your parents? A sweet potato.
Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Ergo, I am a potato
When potato chips don’t sell fast enough, the maker knows it will soon be crunch time.
How do you know when a potato is high? When it looks baked!
What kind of potatoes are in the best shape? Hash browns; they’re totally shredded!
What did the daddy potato say to his son before his soccer game? I’m rooting for you!
My love for you sprouts more and more everyday!
“We are experiencing slight tuber-lence on the flight”
I met a girl that owned three french-fry factories. I was impressed but to her it was just small potatoes.
“How are you? ” “Well, I yam fried”
Everything in this world is either a potato or not a potato
What’s a potatoes favorite horror movie? The Silence of the Yams.
Why was the potato put in an asylum? It was starch raving mad.
Why didn’t the mother potato want her daughter to marry the famous newscaster? Because he was a common-tater.
What do you call a baby potato? Small fry.