What do we get when we cross a pineapple and a pig? We have a porky – pine!
Have you ever tried pineapple milk? Do you know where it comes from? Obviously from the pine – nipples!
How does a pineapple answer the phone? “Yel-low?”
Do not be sad because of these bad words. You are always a fineapple in my heart.
Having pineapple on a pizza is quite like going down on a cousin: It might taste good, but something is not right.
My sister thinks that she is so intelligent. She says onion is the only food which makes her cry. That is the reason why I threw a pineapple at her face.
What do we call a scientist who specializes in pineapples? He might be called a pineappleologist!
How did the coconut hit on the pineapple? It said ” you are the pina to my colada.”
Do you hear about the pineapple and honeydew who try to get married? The court says that they cant – eloupe.
What did the pineapple say to the pineapple chunk? Stay golden.
Do you know how the pineapple feeds her children? She gives them milk from her pinenipples!
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are on the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
You can only know the heart of a pineapple with a knife.
Why did the pineapple’s phone die? It needed juice.
The informant obtained their information by burying themselves in the ground, disguised with a crown and some rind. Police called him the pineapple plant.
Why did one pineapple invite another to their party? Because they were real piner-pals.
Why do people love juicy pineapple? Because it “ripens” their day.
What would a pineapple say to a pineapple pie? You have some crust.
Do you know why a pineapple can be a good observer? Because it has a lot of eyes around its body.
There are actually two types of apple: pine – apple and bad – apple.
What happened to the pineapple who was turned down for a date? Crushed pineapple.
Today, I am eating a bun filled with pineapple and ham for my dinner. That is Hawaii roll.
An immature pineapple is often worse than a mature currant.
Where does a pineapple and cucumber vacation? Somewhere tropical (tro-pickle).
What happened after the conifer fell in love at the orchard? A pineapple tree.
What do we get when we cross a Christmas tree with an apple? We will have a pine – apple!
How did the pine propose to the apple? With a pineapple ring.
The apple says to the pineapple “What? Go out with you tonight? It will not happen in a million years!” Since then, we have a crushed pineapple.
Apples are red. Grapes are blue. Pineapples are sweet. And so are you.
What do you call royal pineapple? Your pine-ness.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants!
What did the therapist say to the pineapple? Look on the bright side.
What did the pinecone say to the pineapple? Nice to meet juice.
Do you know which the most favourite type of fruit of trees is? The pine – apple.
What happened to the pig who liked pineapple? He turned into a porky-pine!
Did you hear about the pick-up artist who only ever wears green leaves on his head? Yeah, he’s definitely a pineapple smoothie.
In a world that is full of apples, it is much better to be a pineapple.
What do we call a plumb pineapple? It is called a pineapple chunk!
After the death of his wife a few years, the pineapple stands on the graveyard and says “I pine for you, sweetheart!”
How did the fruit get to Hawaii? The pineapple express.
Maturity is typically most rapid in a low latitude, where women and pineapples most do thrive.
In a romantic date, Romeo says to Juliette “Baby! You are the pineapple of my eyes!”
Why is a pineapple so attractive? Because it keeps its juices flowing.
Why did the pineapple suddenly stop the car in the middle of the highway? Because it just ran out of juice.
Be like a pineapple: wear a crown, stand tall, and be always sweet on the inside.
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are at the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
One of the most courageous souls in the world is anybody who looks at a pineapple and thinks that “I bet I would eat it.”
Why didn’t the pineapple fit in with the other fruit? Because it’s rough around the edges.
Every girl is just like a pineapple: They both have many pointy defences, but they are still sweet and adorable.
Love is also like a pineapple: They both are undefinable and sweet.