The informant obtained their information by burying themselves in the ground, disguised with a crown and some rind. Police called him the pineapple plant.
After the death of his wife a few years, the pineapple stands on the graveyard and says “I pine for you, sweetheart!”
In a romantic date, Romeo says to Juliette “Baby! You are the pineapple of my eyes!”
What happened to the pineapple who was turned down for a date? Crushed pineapple.
Why is a pineapple so attractive? Because it keeps its juices flowing.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants!
How did the coconut hit on the pineapple? It said ” you are the pina to my colada.”
An owner of a pizza shop has just been found dead covered with pineapple, ham, mushrooms, and pepperoni. Word is that he topped himself.
Be like a pineapple: wear a crown, stand tall, and be always sweet on the inside.
Maturity is typically most rapid in a low latitude, where women and pineapples most do thrive.
The pineapple is pining for the summer.
Today, I am eating a bun filled with pineapple and ham for my dinner. That is Hawaii roll.
What did the pinecone say to the pineapple? Nice to meet juice.
Love is also like a pineapple: They both are undefinable and sweet.
What happened after the conifer fell in love at the orchard? A pineapple tree.
What do we call a plumb pineapple? It is called a pineapple chunk!
Did you hear about the pick-up artist who only ever wears green leaves on his head? Yeah, he’s definitely a pineapple smoothie.
Why did the pineapple’s phone die? It needed juice.
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are at the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
In a world that is full of apples, it is much better to be a pineapple.
You can only know the heart of a pineapple with a knife.
How does a pineapple answer the phone? “Yel-low?”
Do you know how the pineapple feeds her children? She gives them milk from her pinenipples!
How did the fruit get to Hawaii? The pineapple express.
What did the therapist say to the pineapple? Look on the bright side.
Apples are red. Grapes are blue. Pineapples are sweet. And so are you.
Why didn’t the pineapple fit in with the other fruit? Because it’s rough around the edges.
Every girl is just like a pineapple: They both have many pointy defences, but they are still sweet and adorable.
Do you know why a pineapple can be a good observer? Because it has a lot of eyes around its body.
What do we get when we mix an iPhone and a Christmas tree? A pine – apple!
Why should you live a pineapple life? Because Life is sweet.
An immature pineapple is often worse than a mature currant.
Why did the pineapple suddenly stop the car in the middle of the highway? Because it just ran out of juice.
What is the pineapple’s relationship status? Pineapply married.
My sister thinks that she is so intelligent. She says onion is the only food which makes her cry. That is the reason why I threw a pineapple at her face.
What do you call royal pineapple? Your pine-ness.
Have you ever tried pineapple milk? Do you know where it comes from? Obviously from the pine – nipples!
The apple says to the pineapple “What? Go out with you tonight? It will not happen in a million years!” Since then, we have a crushed pineapple.
When would an apple be not an apple? When it is a pineapple!
Do you know what the common thing between a pineapple and a king is? Both of them wear a crown proudly on their top.
Why did one pineapple invite another to their party? Because they were real piner-pals.
There are actually two types of apple: pine – apple and bad – apple.
One of the most courageous souls in the world is anybody who looks at a pineapple and thinks that “I bet I would eat it.”
Where does a pineapple and cucumber vacation? Somewhere tropical (tro-pickle).
How did the pine propose to the apple? With a pineapple ring.
What happened to the pig who liked pineapple? He turned into a porky-pine!
What would a pineapple say to a pineapple pie? You have some crust.
Do not be sad because of these bad words. You are always a fineapple in my heart.
Why do people love juicy pineapple? Because it “ripens” their day.
What do we call a scientist who specializes in pineapples? He might be called a pineappleologist!