In a world that is full of apples, it is much better to be a pineapple.
Maturity is typically most rapid in a low latitude, where women and pineapples most do thrive.
Why did the pineapple suddenly stop the car in the middle of the highway? Because it just ran out of juice.
Why do people love juicy pineapple? Because it “ripens” their day.
An owner of a pizza shop has just been found dead covered with pineapple, ham, mushrooms, and pepperoni. Word is that he topped himself.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants!
Do you know which the most favourite type of fruit of trees is? The pine – apple.
What happened to the pig who liked pineapple? He turned into a porky-pine!
What happened to the pineapple who was turned down for a date? Crushed pineapple.
How does a pineapple answer the phone? “Yel-low?”
The pineapple is pining for the summer.
Love is also like a pineapple: They both are undefinable and sweet.
The apple says to the pineapple “What? Go out with you tonight? It will not happen in a million years!” Since then, we have a crushed pineapple.
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are on the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
What did the pinecone say to the pineapple? Nice to meet juice.
Apples are red. Grapes are blue. Pineapples are sweet. And so are you.
Today, I am eating a bun filled with pineapple and ham for my dinner. That is Hawaii roll.
Why should you live a pineapple life? Because Life is sweet.
Every girl is just like a pineapple: They both have many pointy defences, but they are still sweet and adorable.
You can only know the heart of a pineapple with a knife.
What do we get when we mix an iPhone and a Christmas tree? A pine – apple!
Do you know why a pineapple can be a good observer? Because it has a lot of eyes around its body.
What happened after the conifer fell in love at the orchard? A pineapple tree.
Having pineapple on a pizza is quite like going down on a cousin: It might taste good, but something is not right.
Do not be sad because of these bad words. You are always a fineapple in my heart.
Why did the pineapple’s phone die? It needed juice.
Why didn’t the pineapple fit in with the other fruit? Because it’s rough around the edges.
There are actually two types of apple: pine – apple and bad – apple.
What do we call a scientist who specializes in pineapples? He might be called a pineappleologist!
Do you know how the pineapple feeds her children? She gives them milk from her pinenipples!
What do you call royal pineapple? Your pine-ness.
Why is a pineapple so attractive? Because it keeps its juices flowing.
One of the most courageous souls in the world is anybody who looks at a pineapple and thinks that “I bet I would eat it.”
Where does a pineapple and cucumber vacation? Somewhere tropical (tro-pickle).
What do we call a plumb pineapple? It is called a pineapple chunk!
What do we get when we cross a pineapple and a pig? We have a porky – pine!
How did the pine propose to the apple? With a pineapple ring.
What is the pineapple’s relationship status? Pineapply married.
In a romantic date, Romeo says to Juliette “Baby! You are the pineapple of my eyes!”
What would a pineapple say to a pineapple pie? You have some crust.
Be like a pineapple: wear a crown, stand tall, and be always sweet on the inside.
The informant obtained their information by burying themselves in the ground, disguised with a crown and some rind. Police called him the pineapple plant.
Did you hear about the pick-up artist who only ever wears green leaves on his head? Yeah, he’s definitely a pineapple smoothie.
An immature pineapple is often worse than a mature currant.
When would an apple be not an apple? When it is a pineapple!
Why did one pineapple invite another to their party? Because they were real piner-pals.
What do we get when we cross a Christmas tree with an apple? We will have a pine – apple!
A pine and an apple talk to a pineapple “Poor you, my friend! You are certainly adopted, dude.”
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are at the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
Do you know what the common thing between a pineapple and a king is? Both of them wear a crown proudly on their top.