What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are on the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
The apple says to the pineapple “What? Go out with you tonight? It will not happen in a million years!” Since then, we have a crushed pineapple.
Why do people love juicy pineapple? Because it “ripens” their day.
What do you call royal pineapple? Your pine-ness.
The informant obtained their information by burying themselves in the ground, disguised with a crown and some rind. Police called him the pineapple plant.
After the death of his wife a few years, the pineapple stands on the graveyard and says “I pine for you, sweetheart!”
Every girl is just like a pineapple: They both have many pointy defences, but they are still sweet and adorable.
When would an apple be not an apple? When it is a pineapple!
What do we get when we cross a pineapple and a pig? We have a porky – pine!
Do you know how the pineapple feeds her children? She gives them milk from her pinenipples!
My sister thinks that she is so intelligent. She says onion is the only food which makes her cry. That is the reason why I threw a pineapple at her face.
You can only know the heart of a pineapple with a knife.
Why did one pineapple invite another to their party? Because they were real piner-pals.
Apples are red. Grapes are blue. Pineapples are sweet. And so are you.
Do you hear about the pineapple and honeydew who try to get married? The court says that they cant – eloupe.
How does a pineapple answer the phone? “Yel-low?”
Today, I am eating a bun filled with pineapple and ham for my dinner. That is Hawaii roll.
What happened to the pig who liked pineapple? He turned into a porky-pine!
Have you ever tried pineapple milk? Do you know where it comes from? Obviously from the pine – nipples!
Maturity is typically most rapid in a low latitude, where women and pineapples most do thrive.
How did the fruit get to Hawaii? The pineapple express.
What happened after the conifer fell in love at the orchard? A pineapple tree.
One of the most courageous souls in the world is anybody who looks at a pineapple and thinks that “I bet I would eat it.”
There are actually two types of apple: pine – apple and bad – apple.
Do not be sad because of these bad words. You are always a fineapple in my heart.
Be like a pineapple: wear a crown, stand tall, and be always sweet on the inside.
The pineapple is pining for the summer.
An immature pineapple is often worse than a mature currant.
Do you know which the most favourite type of fruit of trees is? The pine – apple.
In a world that is full of apples, it is much better to be a pineapple.
Why did the pineapple’s phone die? It needed juice.
What do we get when we mix an iPhone and a Christmas tree? A pine – apple!
Why should you live a pineapple life? Because Life is sweet.
What do we get when we cross a Christmas tree with an apple? We will have a pine – apple!
Love is also like a pineapple: They both are undefinable and sweet.
How did the coconut hit on the pineapple? It said ” you are the pina to my colada.”
Why is a pineapple so attractive? Because it keeps its juices flowing.
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are at the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
Where does a pineapple and cucumber vacation? Somewhere tropical (tro-pickle).
In a romantic date, Romeo says to Juliette “Baby! You are the pineapple of my eyes!”
How did the pine propose to the apple? With a pineapple ring.
Do you know why a pineapple can be a good observer? Because it has a lot of eyes around its body.
Did you hear about the pick-up artist who only ever wears green leaves on his head? Yeah, he’s definitely a pineapple smoothie.
What happened to the pineapple who was turned down for a date? Crushed pineapple.
Why did the pineapple suddenly stop the car in the middle of the highway? Because it just ran out of juice.
What is the pineapple’s relationship status? Pineapply married.
Why didn’t the pineapple fit in with the other fruit? Because it’s rough around the edges.
An owner of a pizza shop has just been found dead covered with pineapple, ham, mushrooms, and pepperoni. Word is that he topped himself.
What do we call a plumb pineapple? It is called a pineapple chunk!
What do we call a scientist who specializes in pineapples? He might be called a pineappleologist!
