How did the pine propose to the apple? With a pineapple ring.
Maturity is typically most rapid in a low latitude, where women and pineapples most do thrive.
Do you know which the most favourite type of fruit of trees is? The pine – apple.
Every girl is just like a pineapple: They both have many pointy defences, but they are still sweet and adorable.
Do you hear about the pineapple and honeydew who try to get married? The court says that they cant – eloupe.
Have you ever tried pineapple milk? Do you know where it comes from? Obviously from the pine – nipples!
What is the pineapple’s relationship status? Pineapply married.
What happened to the pineapple who was turned down for a date? Crushed pineapple.
The pineapple is pining for the summer.
What do we get when we cross a Christmas tree with an apple? We will have a pine – apple!
What do we get when we cross a pineapple and a pig? We have a porky – pine!
What did the therapist say to the pineapple? Look on the bright side.
What do we get when we mix an iPhone and a Christmas tree? A pine – apple!
Do you know what the common thing between a pineapple and a king is? Both of them wear a crown proudly on their top.
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are at the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
What did the pinecone say to the pineapple? Nice to meet juice.
Having pineapple on a pizza is quite like going down on a cousin: It might taste good, but something is not right.
After the death of his wife a few years, the pineapple stands on the graveyard and says “I pine for you, sweetheart!”
Do you know how the pineapple feeds her children? She gives them milk from her pinenipples!
What would a pineapple say to a pineapple pie? You have some crust.
What did the pineapple say to the pineapple chunk? Stay golden.
Apples are red. Grapes are blue. Pineapples are sweet. And so are you.
An immature pineapple is often worse than a mature currant.
How does a pineapple answer the phone? “Yel-low?”
Do you know why a pineapple can be a good observer? Because it has a lot of eyes around its body.
Why do people love juicy pineapple? Because it “ripens” their day.
Where does a pineapple and cucumber vacation? Somewhere tropical (tro-pickle).
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are on the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
