The apple says to the pineapple “What? Go out with you tonight? It will not happen in a million years!” Since then, we have a crushed pineapple.
Today, I am eating a bun filled with pineapple and ham for my dinner. That is Hawaii roll.
Why is a pineapple so attractive? Because it keeps its juices flowing.
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are on the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
An immature pineapple is often worse than a mature currant.
Do not be sad because of these bad words. You are always a fineapple in my heart.
Why did the pineapple’s phone die? It needed juice.
How does a pineapple answer the phone? “Yel-low?”
How did the coconut hit on the pineapple? It said ” you are the pina to my colada.”
One of the most courageous souls in the world is anybody who looks at a pineapple and thinks that “I bet I would eat it.”
What happened to the pineapple who was turned down for a date? Crushed pineapple.
Do you know how the pineapple feeds her children? She gives them milk from her pinenipples!
What happened to the pig who liked pineapple? He turned into a porky-pine!
Do you know what the common thing between a pineapple and a king is? Both of them wear a crown proudly on their top.
What did the pinecone say to the pineapple? Nice to meet juice.
Do you know which the most favourite type of fruit of trees is? The pine – apple.
Love is also like a pineapple: They both are undefinable and sweet.
You can only know the heart of a pineapple with a knife.
What do we call a plumb pineapple? It is called a pineapple chunk!
Why do people love juicy pineapple? Because it “ripens” their day.
Do you hear about the pineapple and honeydew who try to get married? The court says that they cant – eloupe.
Why did one pineapple invite another to their party? Because they were real piner-pals.
Having pineapple on a pizza is quite like going down on a cousin: It might taste good, but something is not right.
After the death of his wife a few years, the pineapple stands on the graveyard and says “I pine for you, sweetheart!”
Why should you live a pineapple life? Because Life is sweet.
What do we get when we cross a Christmas tree with an apple? We will have a pine – apple!
Be like a pineapple: wear a crown, stand tall, and be always sweet on the inside.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants!