While breaking up with Princess Peach, Mario said "You are so peachy, I can't take it anymore".
Who does the nectarine just do a hair transplant? Because it wants to become a peach.
What do peach soldiers say to each other before they are sent into combat? – “Good luck and make sure you come back in one peach!”
The kindergarten kids were taught the alphabet and peach sounds at school.
Unlike peaches, nectarines don't have any fuzz, because they suffer from Alo-peach-ea.
After I show a peach the way, it says: “I really ap-peach-iate your help!”
Why was the peach so sad at the funeral? It left a deep pit in its heart.
What do we call the period in between eating a peach? – It is called a pit stop.
The fruit stutters because it suffers from a peach impediment.
The guilty conscience of stealing and consuming a whole peach is getting to me. I feel like there's a pit in my gut.
At a meeting, Mr. Tomato asked Mr. Peach, "Can you give me the peach cobbler's number, I need to mend my shoes".
What’s the best time to eat a peach while watching a NASCAR race? During the pit stop!
The peach started acting all funny because it was really fuzzy.
During the summer break, I enrolled myself in a peach coding course.
Q: Where do fruits manufacture their money?
A: Peach Mint.
Why did the peach go to the therapist? It was in a pit of despair.
The IT peach-guy is an expert in the field of peach synthesis.
Whenever the peach father gets mad at his son, he just screams loudly: “You are the son of a peach!”
He was showing off his new gaming gadget, "it has the latest peach recognition technology" he said.
At a restaurant, the peach said, "Hey, I would like a peach of cake for dessert, thank you!"
Where do you put nectarines when you want to freeze them? Inside the peach-zer.
The peach was late for work because it had to make some pit stops on the way.
Whenever the peach gets angry, it looks at my face and screams: “You are just a peach of sh*t!”
What do they do when the fruit educator is sick? They bring in a substitute peacher.
Q: Why did the fruit finish her homework so quickly?
A: Because the homework was a peach of cake.
My mother told me to leave the peach cobbler alone on the table. But I couldn't help but watch the cobbler make the beautiful peach shoes.
Q: What’s a nectarine?
A: A peach with balding problems.
You are the best, I feel so peachy when I am with you!
Wondering about a peach's favorite movie? Well it has to be the 'King's Peach'.
An inspirational speaker came to speak at the fruit stand today. He told us to peach for the stars.
When I got mugged on my way back from the greengrocers, I was peach-less!
Interesting fact: A nectarine can also be a peach if it does not have peach fuzz.
Peaches tend to be really mean. After all, they have hearts of stone.
At a get-together, one fruit asked another "I was wondering how have you been". The other replied "Just peachy, isn't that grape?"
My banana grandad got in an accident last year, he bruised like a peach!
Q: Why did the fruit go to the salon?
A: To peach her hair blonde.
A peach biologist was looking for a peach-tree-dish for his upcoming experiment.
The peach sports organization rended a commercial peach for a game of peach ball.
A sad peach can be really pit-iful, sometimes.
What song was the peach listening to? 'Stronger with Peach Tear'.
My mother says: “Leave that peach cobbler alone on the table!” However, I cannot help myself and sneak in to watch it making beautiful peach shoes.
Wondering about a peach's favorite sci-fi novel? It's 'When You Peach Me'.
Which tool does a peach biologist often use for its experiment? – A peachtree dish (Petri dish).
If you are wondering about a peach's favorite game, it's peach ball.
This special peach school is for those Peach kids who are suffering from peach and hearing impairment.
An artist painted a wonderful fruit painting. It was a beautiful peach of work.
What do we call a beautiful picture drawn by a peach artist? – It is a great peach of work.
The fruit started to stutter as it was suffering from peach deterioration.
"I just want some peach and quiet!," said the orange.
People really liked the new king's coronation day peach. He truly deserves the throne.