Peach Puns

These funny peach puns will leave you s-peach-less.

Peach Puns

At a meeting, Mr. Tomato asked Mr. Peach, "Can you give me the peach cobbler's number, I need to mend my shoes".
Q: What happened to the peach who went to meet the knife?
A: He came back in many peaches.
Q: What kind of decisions do peaches make?
A: Fruitful ones.
He was showing off his new gaming gadget, "it has the latest peach recognition technology" he said.
This special peach school is for those Peach kids who are suffering from peach and hearing impairment.
People really liked the new king's coronation day peach. He truly deserves the throne.
When the mama peach found out that his child had failed his class, she was s-peach-less.
The nectarine academic is doing a Ph.D. in 'Peach and Language Psychology' from the University of Georgia.
If you are wondering about a peach's favorite video game, well it's definitely 'Super Princess Peach'.
Q: What video games do fruits play?
A: Peach ball.
Did you hear about the scientist that studied nectarines? He won the Nobel Peach Prize.
My mother says: “Leave that peach cobbler alone on the table!” However, I cannot help myself and sneak in to watch it making beautiful peach shoes.
The peach was late for work because it had to make some pit stops on the way.
What do peach soldiers say to each other before they are sent into combat? – “Good luck and make sure you come back in one peach!”
A fruit was madly in love, it was peachy–keen.
What do they do when the fruit educator is sick? They bring in a substitute peacher.
The peach couple is in love. They seem to be born for peach other.
We are thinking of spending the night at the peach house, by the shore.
Which tool does a peach biologist often use for its experiment? – A peachtree dish (Petri dish).
Whenever the peach gets angry, it looks at my face and screams: “You are just a peach of sh*t!”
Q: Why did no one like peach’s personality?
A: Because it had a heart of stone.
Why did the daddy peach teach the child peach to shave? He was starting to grow peach fuzz.
Wondering about a peach's favorite movie? Well it has to be the 'King's Peach'.
Sometimes, all you need is to shake a few trees to find the perfect peach for you.
What do fruit wear when they go swimming? A one-peach bathing suit.
Q: Where do fruits manufacture their money?
A: Peach Mint.
I met him yesterday, he was on his way to meet the counselor for a peach therapy session.
If you are wondering about the most important constitutional right of a peach citizen, well, it's none other than freedom of peach.
Q: What’s a nectarine?
A: A peach with balding problems.
Mom: Why did you shave the peaches!
Dad: The recipe asked for nectarines.
What was the Peach's favorite surf band from the 60's? The Peach Boys.
When I got mugged on my way back from the greengrocers, I was peach-less!
Whenever the peach father gets mad at his son, he just screams loudly: “You are the son of a peach!”
The only fruit that makes me feel fuzzy and warm is a peach.
Why did the fruit run for president? He wanted world peach.
The retiring orchard gardener made a farewell peach that was really heart-warming.
The big play is in seven days, you better work on your peach enhancement techniques.
"I just want some peach and quiet!," said the orange.
Who does the nectarine just do a hair transplant? Because it wants to become a peach.
The peach started acting all funny because it was really fuzzy.
A peach biologist was looking for a peach-tree-dish for his upcoming experiment.
Recently in a meeting at the greengrocer I work at, I asked my manager how he was doing. "Just peachy", he replied.
Q: Why did the fruit stop for some time while driving?
A: It wanted to make a quick pit-stop
Q: What kind of desserts does a turkey like?
A: Peach gobbler.
During the summer break, I enrolled myself in a peach coding course.
Interesting fact: A nectarine can also be a peach if it does not have peach fuzz.
Why didn’t the peach do well on its ACT? Because when it comes to education, it only gets a little STEM.
I don't like cutting up a peach. I think it's because of the pits.
Why does it take a while before a peach leaves a fruit basket? They have to give a goodbye peach first.
After I show a peach the way, it says: “I really ap-peach-iate your help!”