Which tool does a peach biologist often use for its experiment? – A peachtree dish (Petri dish).
A fruit was madly in love, it was peachy–keen.
I heard that my neighbor, who loved dried fruit, has passed away. May his soul rest in peach.
Why was the peach so sad at the funeral? It left a deep pit in its heart.
Back in the early 2010s, the peach children loved to flock around to listen to Peach Pit.
While breaking up with Princess Peach, Mario said "You are so peachy, I can't take it anymore".
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.The Peach President lost the presidential race because he got im-peached.
Mom: Why did you shave the peaches!
Dad: The recipe asked for nectarines.
Q: Why did the fruit stop for some time while driving?
A: It wanted to make a quick pit-stop
What did the nectarine boxer say to his opponent? "You want a peach of me?"
It is a great idea to ask peaches to make your shoes. After all, they make excellent cobblers.
What do we call a beautiful picture drawn by a peach artist? – It is a great peach of work.
You are the best, I feel so peachy when I am with you!
A peach biologist was looking for a peach-tree-dish for his upcoming experiment.
What was the Peach's favorite surf band from the 60's? The Peach Boys.
People really liked the new king's coronation day peach. He truly deserves the throne.
On Valentine's Day, the peach said to his wife, "You will always have a peach of my heart!"
If you are wondering about a peach's favorite video game, well it's definitely 'Super Princess Peach'.
Q: What would a peach love to pet?
A: A Pit Bull.
What do fruit wear when they go swimming? A one-peach bathing suit.
Woman’s Rejection: Sorry. I don’t date guys I pit-y
The kindergarten kids were taught the alphabet and peach sounds at school.
When the mama peach found out that his child had failed his class, she was s-peach-less.
Q: What is a peach’s favorite book?
A: War and Peach
He was showing off his new gaming gadget, "it has the latest peach recognition technology" he said.
What do we call the period in between eating a peach? – It is called a pit stop.
Whenever the peach gets angry, it looks at my face and screams: “You are just a peach of sh*t!”
Americans were preparing peach gelatos, to demonstrate it's right to freeze peach!
What did the Catholic Nectarine Priest say to the church? Peach be with you. It was a normal thing to hear from the pul-pit.
The peach sports organization rended a commercial peach for a game of peach ball.
We are thinking of spending the night at the peach house, by the shore.
Q: What anime series do fruits like to watch?
A: One peach.
Q: Why did no one like peach’s personality?
A: Because it had a heart of stone.
At a restaurant, the peach said, "Hey, I would like a peach of cake for dessert, thank you!"
The retiring orchard gardener made a farewell peach that was really heart-warming.
In North Korea, you can not throw fruits in the snow as they don't have the right to freeze peach
An inspirational speaker came to speak at the fruit stand today. He told us to peach for the stars.
The big play is in seven days, you better work on your peach enhancement techniques.
I am a peach, and when my husband accompanies me, we are a pear.
When the peach lost her mother, it left a deep pit in her heart.
The guilty conscience of stealing and consuming a whole peach is getting to me. I feel like there's a pit in my gut.
Who does the nectarine just do a hair transplant? Because it wants to become a peach.
My peach friend shaved for the first time the other day, he looks like a nectarine!
When I got mugged on my way back from the greengrocers, I was peach-less!
What's a vampire's most favorite fruit? It must be a neck-tarine peach.
I tried calling my fruit friend thrice, but could not peach him, as his phone was out of peach.
What do peach soldiers say to each other before they are sent into combat? – “Good luck and make sure you come back in one peach!”
I don't like cutting up a peach. I think it's because of the pits.
Did you hear about the scientist that studied nectarines? He won the Nobel Peach Prize.
Why does it take a while before a peach leaves a fruit basket? They have to give a goodbye peach first.