Wondering about a peach's favorite sci-fi novel? It's 'When You Peach Me'.
What did the Catholic Nectarine Priest say to the church? Peach be with you. It was a normal thing to hear from the pul-pit.
Q: Why did the fruit go to the salon?
A: To peach her hair blonde.
What do they do when the fruit educator is sick? They bring in a substitute peacher.
Q: Where do fruits manufacture their money?
A: Peach Mint.
"Personally, I like people who peach on time, and are always punctual," said the strawberry.
After I helped a peach with some work, she said, "I really ap-peach-iate your help!"
Unlike peaches, nectarines don't have any fuzz, because they suffer from Alo-peach-ea.
You are the best, I feel so peachy when I am with you!
Why didn’t the peach do well on its ACT? Because when it comes to education, it only gets a little STEM.
What do we call a beautiful picture drawn by a peach artist? – It is a great peach of work.
Q: Why was the fruit not selected for the singing competition?
A: He has a flat peach.
What song was the peach listening to? 'Stronger with Peach Tear'.
What would a potato say to a peach? – “You have a nice pit!”
Woman’s Rejection: Sorry. I don’t date guys I pit-y
An inspirational speaker came to speak at the fruit stand today. He told us to peach for the stars.
Q: Who is Peach’s favorite actor?
A: Brad Pit.
The only fruit that makes me feel fuzzy and warm is a peach.
The nectarine academic is doing a Ph.D. in 'Peach and Language Psychology' from the University of Georgia.
The peach couple from school is totally in love. They seem so perfect for peach other.
The fruit started to stutter as it was suffering from peach deterioration.
I went to watch a play and there were so many peach errors in the dialogues.
Son: Hey dad, I stole a peach from the grocery store today.
Dad: Why?
Son: I don’t know, but I feel guilty. It’s a real pit in my stomach.
Q: What kind of decisions do peaches make?
A: Fruitful ones.
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.The Peach President lost the presidential race because he got im-peached.
I asked my nectarine friend how she was doing after her break up and she said 'It's the pits, man.'
Q: What happened to the peach who went to meet the knife?
A: He came back in many peaches.
If you are wondering about a peach's favorite game, it's peach ball.
In North Korea, you can not throw fruits in the snow as they don't have the right to freeze peach
The fruit stutters because it suffers from a peach impediment.
My banana grandad got in an accident last year, he bruised like a peach!
What do peach soldiers say to each other before they are sent into combat? – “Good luck and make sure you come back in one peach!”
The kindergarten kids were taught the alphabet and peach sounds at school.
At a get-together, one fruit asked another "I was wondering how have you been". The other replied "Just peachy, isn't that grape?"
Back in the early 2010s, the peach children loved to flock around to listen to Peach Pit.
Q: What video games do fruits play?
A: Peach ball.
Do you know what is the most favourite fruit in the United States? – Mmm peach!
The United Nations gave its members a basket of peaches on 21 September - the International Peach Day.
"I just want some peach and quiet!," said the orange.
The peach sports organization rended a commercial peach for a game of peach ball.
Why does it take a while before a peach leaves a fruit basket? They have to give a goodbye peach first.
Where do you put nectarines when you want to freeze them? Inside the peach-zer.
The IT peach-guy is an expert in the field of peach synthesis.
Americans were preparing peach gelatos, to demonstrate it's right to freeze peach!
I met him yesterday, he was on his way to meet the counselor for a peach therapy session.
Q: What would a peach love to pet?
A: A Pit Bull.
The big play is in seven days, you better work on your peach enhancement techniques.
The peach was late for work because it had to make some pit stops on the way.
When the peach lost her mother, it left a deep pit in her heart.
Sometimes, all you need is to shake a few trees to find the perfect peach for you.
