While leaving, the peach friend told his sad buddy, "If you need any help, just peach out, I will be there."
The nectarine academic is doing a Ph.D. in 'Peach and Language Psychology' from the University of Georgia.
If you are wondering about a peach's favorite video game, well it's definitely 'Super Princess Peach'.
Wondering about a peach's favorite movie? Well it has to be the 'King's Peach'.
Why does it take a while before a peach leaves a fruit basket? They have to give a goodbye peach first.
What do we call the period in between eating a peach? – It is called a pit stop.
The fruit teacher taught figures of peach in today's class.
Did you hear about the scientist that studied nectarines? He won the Nobel Peach Prize.
Why was the peach so sad at the funeral? It left a deep pit in its heart.
What do we call a beautiful picture drawn by a peach artist? – It is a great peach of work.
After I show a peach the way, it says: “I really ap-peach-iate your help!”
Back in the early 2010s, the peach children loved to flock around to listen to Peach Pit.
We are thinking of spending the night at the peach house, by the shore.
How many peaches can you fit inside two cans? It depends how big the Toucans are and if they eat peaches.
Q: Where do fruits manufacture their money?
A: Peach Mint.
Why didn’t the peach do well on its ACT? Because when it comes to education, it only gets a little STEM.
Who does the nectarine just do a hair transplant? Because it wants to become a peach.
If you are wondering about the most important constitutional right of a peach citizen, well, it's none other than freedom of peach.
Where do you put nectarines when you want to freeze them? Inside the peach-zer.
I am a peach, and when my husband accompanies me, we are a pear.
The guilty conscience of stealing and consuming a whole peach is getting to me. I feel like there's a pit in my gut.
At a get-together, one fruit asked another "I was wondering how have you been". The other replied "Just peachy, isn't that grape?"
The fruit started to stutter as it was suffering from peach deterioration.
When the peach lost her mother, it left a deep pit in her heart.
Woman’s Rejection: Sorry. I don’t date guys I pit-y
A cued peach visual communication system is used with people suffering from peach and hearing impairment.
I tried calling my fruit friend thrice, but could not peach him, as his phone was out of peach.
"I just want some peach and quiet!," said the orange.
Which word can be used to describe a peach that is surprised, shocked, or angry with strong emotion? – Speachless!
What do we call the period in between eating a peach? – It is called a pit stop.
When the mama peach found out that his child had failed his class, she was s-peach-less.
At a meeting, Mr. Tomato asked Mr. Peach, "Can you give me the peach cobbler's number, I need to mend my shoes".
Why did the daddy peach teach the child peach to shave? He was starting to grow peach fuzz.
My mother says: “Leave that peach cobbler alone on the table!” However, I cannot help myself and sneak in to watch it making beautiful peach shoes.
I went to watch a play and there were so many peach errors in the dialogues.
Q: Where do fruits like to go on vacations?
A: To the peach.
After I helped a peach with some work, she said, "I really ap-peach-iate your help!"
When I got mugged on my way back from the greengrocers, I was peach-less!
Q: What happened to the peach who went to meet the knife?
A: He came back in many peaches.
When the peach pit farewell to his friend, he said, "See you later, peach out".
If you are wondering about the fuzziest character in the gaming world, well it is definitely Princess Peach.
My banana grandad got in an accident last year, he bruised like a peach!
Whenever the peach father gets mad at his son, he just screams loudly: “You are the son of a peach!”
While breaking up with Princess Peach, Mario said "You are so peachy, I can't take it anymore".
On Valentine's Day, the peach said to his wife, "You will always have a peach of my heart!"
Q: Why could the fruits not see anything?
A: It was peach black there.
Q: Why did the fruit go to the salon?
A: To peach her hair blonde.
Why did the peach go to the therapist? It was in a pit of despair.
I asked my nectarine friend how she was doing after her break up and she said 'It's the pits, man.'
"Personally, I like people who peach on time, and are always punctual," said the strawberry.