Peach Puns

These funny peach puns will leave you s-peach-less.

Peach Puns

Interesting fact: A nectarine can also be a peach if it does not have peach fuzz.
Do you know why does your mother often shave a peach when cooking? Because she only needs nectarines for the recipe.
"I just want some peach and quiet!," said the orange.
During the summer break, I enrolled myself in a peach coding course.
When the mama peach found out that his child had failed his class, she was s-peach-less.
Q: What is a peach’s favorite book?
A: War and Peach
A cued peach visual communication system is used with people suffering from peach and hearing impairment.
If you are wondering about a peach's favorite video game, well it's definitely 'Super Princess Peach'.
While breaking up with Princess Peach, Mario said "You are so peachy, I can't take it anymore".
What would a potato say to a peach? – “You have a nice pit!”
While leaving, the peach friend told his sad buddy, "If you need any help, just peach out, I will be there."
What did the Catholic Nectarine Priest say to the church? Peach be with you. It was a normal thing to hear from the pul-pit.
On Valentine's Day, the peach said to his wife, "You will always have a peach of my heart!"
Recently in a meeting at the greengrocer I work at, I asked my manager how he was doing. "Just peachy", he replied.
I met him yesterday, he was on his way to meet the counselor for a peach therapy session.
My banana grandad got in an accident last year, he bruised like a peach!
The peach couple from school is totally in love. They seem so perfect for peach other.
The IT peach-guy is an expert in the field of peach synthesis.
An artist painted a wonderful fruit painting. It was a beautiful peach of work.
The fruit stutters because it suffers from a peach impediment.
Wondering about a peach's favorite movie? Well it has to be the 'King's Peach'.
I just hear that the woman who lives next door and loves fruit died. I hope she would rest in peach.
The peach was late for work because it had to make some pit stops on the way.
When the peach pit farewell to his friend, he said, "See you later, peach out".
Where do you put nectarines when you want to freeze them? Inside the peach-zer.
Q: What happened to the peach who went to meet the knife?
A: He came back in many peaches.
Q: What kind of decisions do peaches make?
A: Fruitful ones.
What's a vampire's most favorite fruit? It must be a neck-tarine peach.
After I helped a peach with some work, she said, "I really ap-peach-iate your help!"
What would a peach say to its girlfriend or boyfriend? – “You will always have a peach of my heart, baby!”
What did the nectarine boxer say to his opponent? "You want a peach of me?"
Q: Why did the fruit go to the salon?
A: To peach her hair blonde.
The kindergarten kids were taught the alphabet and peach sounds at school.
I went to watch a play and there were so many peach errors in the dialogues.
Q: What would a peach love to pet?
A: A Pit Bull.
You are the best, I feel so peachy when I am with you!
Why was the peach so sad at the funeral? It left a deep pit in its heart.
The big play is in seven days, you better work on your peach enhancement techniques.
I tried calling my fruit friend thrice, but could not peach him, as his phone was out of peach.
The fruit politician is losing its support in the country because of hate peach.
Q: Why did no one like peach’s personality?
A: Because it had a heart of stone.
What do they do when the fruit educator is sick? They bring in a substitute peacher.
Do you know what is the most favourite fruit in the United States? – Mmm peach!
Whenever the peach father gets mad at his son, he just screams loudly: “You are the son of a peach!”
If you are wondering about a peach's favorite game, it's peach ball.
Which tool does a peach biologist often use for its experiment? – A peachtree dish (Petri dish).
The nectarine academic is doing a Ph.D. in 'Peach and Language Psychology' from the University of Georgia.
Q: Where do fruits manufacture their money?
A: Peach Mint.
At a meeting, Mr. Tomato asked Mr. Peach, "Can you give me the peach cobbler's number, I need to mend my shoes".
The peach couple is in love. They seem to be born for peach other.