Pea Puns

You will be truly hap-pea after reading these pea puns.

Pea Puns

I like to roll peas from the top of a mountain. I always start at the peak.
Me and my sister used to be like peas in a pod, but recently she's become too snap-pea.
If you throw your peas in the sky you get air pods.
I had a traumatic experience with peas. I even had to go to thera-pea.
Vegetarians can't eat anything with beans in. They don't eat food with a pulse.
"Can I get some peas and quiet?!" shouted the pea dad angrily.
I almost got a world record for having the most peas up my nose but sadly I blew it.
To catch a polar bear you surround a hole in the ice with peas
Then, when he goes to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole.
What did Mrs. Pea say to his wife after she refused to listen to her? "I don't care, just do as you peas."
Q: Why do peas dislike noisy eaters?
A: Because they want peas and quiet.
Hundreds of chickpeas were found dead the other day. The police say it's a hummuside.
Q: Why wouldn’t the teacher bring the class to the green pea farm?
A: It was in a seedy part of town.
I made a pie with a can of peas in. Pea-can pie. It didn't taste how I imagined.
Did you know that humans started out as peas? That's why we're called homosa-pea-ns.