Hap-pea-ness is when you and your friend are like two peas in a pod.
What’s the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?
Anyone can mash potatoes.
Q: What do vegetables wish for, more than anything else in the whole world?
A: Peas on earth!
We're like three peas in a pod, but lately I feel left out. It's making me quite unhap-pea.
What do you call chick peas in a cavern?
Humus Sapiens
What did Mrs. Pea say to his wife after she refused to listen to her? "I don't care, just do as you peas."
I found my son sleeping in a pile of peas. May he rest in peas.
Mr. Pea never did any work and yet always looked down on the other vegetables. He was a real peas of work.
Q: How do you make a blueberry?
A: You strangle a pea.
Q: Why did the pea sell his car?
A: The back seat didn’t have enough legume.
Vegetarians can't eat anything with beans in. They don't eat food with a pulse.
If you want to ask someone to borrow their peas, you have to say pea-lease.
You make me hap-pea, we're like two peas in a pod.
Did you hear about the pea pod that became damaged?
It had to wear a pod cast.