If you're in a food fight, always throw peas. We need to give peas a chance.
I had a traumatic experience with peas. I even had to go to thera-pea.
What did the pea dad say after a tiring day at work? "I'm desperate for some peas of mind."
My mum made a chocolate bar out of peas. I asked if she could snap a peas off for me.
Q: Why did peas jump out of an airplane?
A: They wanted to be air pods.
"Can I get some peas and quiet?!" shouted the pea dad angrily.
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anybody can roast beef!
I stopped eating pea soup. I gave it up for lentil.
Did you hear about the pea pod that became damaged?
It had to wear a pod cast.
I know a pea that's a famous singer. He's a VIP.
I lost one pea from my plate at dinner the other day. It was an escape-pea.
We're like three peas in a pod, but lately I feel left out. It's making me quite unhap-pea.
Q: Why did the pea sell his car?
A: The back seat didn’t have enough legume.
I used to hate peas. I like them now, I just make sure I think of them as 'o's.'