The difference between popcorn and pea soup, is that you can pop corn, but you can't pea soup.
Did you hear about the pea pod that became damaged?
It had to wear a pod cast.
Q: Why did the pea sell his car?
A: The back seat didn’t have enough legume.
Q: What made the green pea turn red?
A: It saw the salad dressing.
Did you hear about the audio drama about peas?
It’s a pod-cast
Hundreds of chickpeas were found dead the other day. The police say it's a hummuside.
I know a pea that's a famous singer. He's a VIP.
What did the pea dad say after a tiring day at work? "I'm desperate for some peas of mind."
My dad tried to put peas into an orange once. It didn't appeal to me.
Me and my sister used to be like peas in a pod, but recently she's become too snap-pea.
My wife won't let me become a bean farmer. Why won't she just let me work in peas!
The chickpea wrote a book, but he didn't release it until after his death. He wanted to do it post-hummusly.
No one understands me when i say I like to paint peas in a cage.
I don’t what is so hard about it. I’m a trapped peas artist.
Q: What do you call an angry pea?
A: Grum-pea!