Why was the orange skeptical of everyone around him?
He was planted with a seed of doubt.
Did you hear about the orange boxer?
He got beaten to a pulp.
We had made everything for the party and the groom came in, did a quick assessment and didn’t seem amused. “Orange you glad we did this?” we asked him.
He apologized for driving the orange to the edge of the blade
What do you get when an Elephant sits on an Orange?
Orange squash.
Why was red in awe of orange?
“Because orange blue green.”
Why did the orange lose his job at the factory? He didn’t concentrate.
The oranges hadn’t been peeling well for a week when they finally decided to seek medical attention.
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle?
“An Orange County Chopper.”
What did one orange say to its friend telling a wild story?
“That’s un-peel-ievalbe!”
What did the orange say before he started his new job?
“The zest is yet to come!”
What are the longest lasting relationships in the fruit world? Orange-d marriages.
Which language do oranges use to speak to each other? Mandarin.
Why did the fruit bat eat the orange?
“Because it had appeal.”
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
An apple and an orange signed up for a tournament. No one was really surprised when they had both were seeded.
Why was the orange the valedictorian of her class?
She was the zest in class.
Why did the orange get pulled over while driving?
He kept peeling out.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?.
Why did the orange come back after it was thrown in the garbage?
It was a boom-orange.
A lemon says to an orange, “What are you up to?”
The orange replies, “Not much. Just hanging ‘round.”
Why does the yogi meditate under the citrus tree?
Because it’s a sub-lime spot.
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle? – An Orange County Chopper.
What do you call a punctual citrus fruit?
A Clockwork Orange.
Q: Why did the orange cross the road?
A: Because everyone thought he was a chicken.
Why did the orange turn into orange juice?
It couldn’t handle the pressure.
What did the oranges do after concluding the meeting?
They peeled the deal.
What did the apple teacher say to her student? Help me orange the chairs please!
Why did the orange go to the doctor? He wasn’t peeling well.
Why don’t oranges go around blind?
“Because they take Vitamin See!”
Why did the orange’s musical number receive a bad review?
Because it wasn’t an “orange-inal.”
Hap-pea-ness is when you and your friend are like two peas in a pod.
The reason orange juice doesn’t slide well on hard wood floors is Because of pulp friction.
What happens when you rub two oranges together?
You get Pulp Friction.
Oranges rarely pass driving tests, this is because they keep on peeling out.
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette?
“They call it “Nico-tang”
What did the orange do the night before the exam?
He put his nose to the “g-rind-stone” and read the entire textbook.
Where were the first orange trees planted?
“In Orange County.”
What do you call fake oranges?
“Pulp Fiction”
The best punishment to give orange kids is getting them canned. This is the only way to prevent them from going bad.
What's the difference between French fries and orange juice?
You can make orange juice out of orange, but not French fries out of French
We all know that monkeys of all species love bananas, however, there is one family that doesn’t really fancy them, the orang-utans.
“My favorite color is tangerine- isn’t that orange-inal?”
Last night I dreamt I was swimming in a sea of oranges. I guess it was just a Fanta-sea!
Why was the orange feeling sad?
It lost its zest for life.
Since her parents wanted to become wealthy fast, they ensured their daughter had an orange-d marriage.
The Paddington bears don’t eat lots of marmalade sandwiches because they are already stuffed.
I was throwing oranges at tropical birds. One of them caught one then said: “Toucan play that game”
When I was in grade school, one of my best friends spoke Mandarin. One day, he introduced me to his parents and I told them I don’t speak orange.
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A blood orange.