Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad to see me?
What can a whole orange do that half an orange can never do?
“Look round!”
When the orange started peeling, he was glad it was finally cutting some weight.
The least favorite day for an orange is a juice day.
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle? – An Orange County Chopper.
What happened when the orange broke out of prison?
All heck broke juice.
What did mamma orange say to little orange after he spilled his milk? It’s no big peel!
Last night I dreamt I was swimming in a sea of oranges. I guess it was just a Fanta-sea!
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? It said concentrate.
Why did the orange turn into orange juice?
It couldn’t handle the pressure.
Why was red in awe of orange?
“Because orange blue green.”
What do you get when you cross an orange with a parrot? A carrot.
You shouldn’t put orange slices in your beer. Well, maybe once in a Blue Moon.
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice.
What do you get when an Elephant sits on an Orange?
Orange squash.
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle?
“An Orange County Chopper.”
What happens when you rub two oranges together?
You get Pulp Friction.
The favorite drink for batman is a fruit punch.
Why was the girl staring at the carton of orange juice?
“It said concentrate.”
The fruit bat ate the orange because of its appeal. It had such a nice color.
How do you celebrate orange drink that doesn't expire?
Woo! Tang is forever!
Why did the lemon like the orange? He’s not from concentrate.
I was throwing oranges at tropical birds. One of them caught one then said: “Toucan play that game”
What rhymes with orange?
No, it doesn’t.
Apples and oranges had a conversation one day. Guess what the apples were saying the oranges, nothing stupid, apples don’t talk.
Why did the orange get insurance?
Zest in case.
When I was in grade school, one of my best friends spoke Mandarin. One day, he introduced me to his parents and I told them I don’t speak orange.
The next person that asks me for pineapple juice, cranberry juice, lemonade, and a slice of orange all in the same glass is gonna get a “punch.
Did you hear that they're trying to convict an orange?
It got wrapped up in appeal.
People say nothing rhymes with orange. It seems very strange to me.
What did the orange say before jumping into the juicer?
“The zest is yet to come!”
Why do oranges wear suntan lotion? They peel in the sun.
Why don’t oranges go around blind?
“Because they take Vitamin See!”
What did the orange say before he started his new job?
“The zest is yet to come!”
Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
“Lack of concentration.”
Why did the orange’s musical number receive a bad review?
Because it wasn’t an “orange-inal.”
Finally, the call came in and the orange was informed by the person on the other end of the line that the company had orange-d an interview for the following day.
Why did the orange help the old lady cross the road?
To do a random act of rindness.
The best punishment to give orange kids is getting them canned. This is the only way to prevent them from going bad.
Which language do oranges use to speak to each other? Mandarin.
Why was the orange the valedictorian of her class?
She was the zest in class.
What is the healthiest fruit?
“An orange. It takes Vitamin See!”
What would Santa’s name be if he wore orange instead of red?
Fanta Claus.
The oranges have great eyesight because they always keep their eyes peeled.
Apple and orange were the only two left that evening. Everyone else had dates.
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette?
“They call it “Nico-tang”
The reason orange juice doesn’t slide well on hard wood floors is Because of pulp friction.
What do you call a punctual citrus fruit?
A Clockwork Orange.
It peels nice to be voted in as the most appeeling model in the contest.
Why did the orange lose the race?
“Because it got Im-peached.”
