Why was the orange the valedictorian of her class?
She was the zest in class.
What is the healthiest fruit?
“An orange. It takes Vitamin See!”
What did the orange say before he started his new job?
“The zest is yet to come!”
Last night I dreamt I was swimming in a sea of oranges. I guess it was just a Fanta-sea!
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
Q: What did the old orange see before it died?
A: The grim ripe-r.
The next person that asks me for pineapple juice, cranberry juice, lemonade, and a slice of orange all in the same glass is gonna get a “punch.
Why was the orange feeling sad?
It lost its zest for life.
The oranges hadn’t been peeling well for a week when they finally decided to seek medical attention.
The orange juice industry is not doing very well.
Tomorrow they will give a special press release.
When you cross an orange and a bunny, you will end up with a pip squeak.
Why was the girl staring at the carton of orange juice?
“It said concentrate.”
Did you hear about the orange boxer?
He got beaten to a pulp.
Apple and orange were the only two left that evening. Everyone else had dates.
Why did the orange come back after it was thrown in the garbage?
It was a boom-orange.
What did the apple teacher say to her student? Help me orange the chairs please!
Why was the orange skeptical of everyone around him?
He was planted with a seed of doubt.
What do oranges have after a hard work out? Juice!
What happened when an orange, an apple, and a banana all went on a picnic together?
They had a “fruit-ful” day.
Q: Why can’t oranges be pirates?
A: They don’t get scurvy.
Why did the orange go to the doctor?
“It wasn’t peeling well.”
What's the difference between French fries and orange juice?
You can make orange juice out of orange, but not French fries out of French
The orange said to the melon, “You are one in a melon.” The melon replied, “You are so appealing.”
The least favorite day for an orange is a juice day.
The favorite drink for batman is a fruit punch.
Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
“Lack of concentration.”
The Paddington bears don’t eat lots of marmalade sandwiches because they are already stuffed.
What did the orange do the night before the exam?
He put his nose to the “g-rind-stone” and read the entire textbook.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to open the door.
Did you hear that they're trying to convict an orange?
It got wrapped up in appeal.
Q: What happens when two oranges collide?
A: They get en-tang-led!
It peels nice to be voted in as the most appeeling model in the contest.
Why did the orange turn into orange juice?
It couldn’t handle the pressure.
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle? – An Orange County Chopper.
When I was in grade school, one of my best friends spoke Mandarin. One day, he introduced me to his parents and I told them I don’t speak orange.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Where were the first orange trees planted?
“In Orange County.”
Why couldn’t the orange dance in the talent show without his partner?
Because it takes two to “tang-o.”
Apples and oranges had a conversation one day. Guess what the apples were saying the oranges, nothing stupid, apples don’t talk.
People say nothing rhymes with orange. It seems very strange to me.
Why did the orange fall out of the tree?
It went out on a limb.
Why don’t oranges go around blind?
“Because they take Vitamin See!”
What did the oranges do after concluding the meeting?
They peeled the deal.
What did the orange say when a knife pierced it’s peel? Flesh wound.
What do oranges like to listen to?
Musical com-peel-ations.
Why did the lemon like the orange? He’s not from concentrate.
What rhymes with orange?
No, it doesn’t.
Despite the pun being so orange-inal, it wasn’t all that funny.
Nowadays oranges have decided to go out with prune. The reason is that it is becoming so hard to find a date.
What did the insulted orange say to the kiwi? Ex-squeeze-me?