What would Santa’s name be if he wore orange instead of red?
Fanta Claus.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?.
Why did the orange go to the doctor? He wasn’t peeling well.
Why did the orange’s musical number receive a bad review?
Because it wasn’t an “orange-inal.”
How do you celebrate orange drink that doesn't expire?
Woo! Tang is forever!
Hap-pea-ness is when you and your friend are like two peas in a pod.
Why couldn’t the orange dance in the talent show without his partner?
Because it takes two to “tang-o.”
When you cross an orange and a bunny, you will end up with a pip squeak.
The favorite drink for batman is a fruit punch.
The least favorite day for an orange is a juice day.
What did the orange say when a knife pierced it’s peel? Flesh wound.
Despite the pun being so orange-inal, it wasn’t all that funny.
What’s an orange’s favourite animal? An orange-utan.
What happened when the orange broke out of prison?
All heck broke juice.
When the orange started peeling, he was glad it was finally cutting some weight.
I was throwing oranges at tropical birds. One of them caught one then said: “Toucan play that game”
It peels nice to be voted in as the most appeeling model in the contest.
He apologized for driving the orange to the edge of the blade
Why did the orange turn into orange juice?
It couldn’t handle the pressure.
When I was in grade school, one of my best friends spoke Mandarin. One day, he introduced me to his parents and I told them I don’t speak orange.
Did you hear about the orange boxer?
He got beaten to a pulp.
What did mamma orange say to little orange after he spilled his milk? It’s no big peel!
Q: Why couldn’t the orange believe that her friend had let her down?
A: This was because citrus-ted him!
Why did the orange get pulled over while driving?
He kept peeling out.
Q: What happens when two oranges collide?
A: They get en-tang-led!
Why did the orange fall out of the tree?
It went out on a limb.
Why was the orange feeling sad?
It lost its zest for life.
Finally, the call came in and the orange was informed by the person on the other end of the line that the company had orange-d an interview for the following day.
Why did the orange lose his job at the factory? He didn’t concentrate.
What do oranges have after a hard work out? Juice!
Did you hear that they're trying to convict an orange?
It got wrapped up in appeal.
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice.
The orange was really sad at the event because it had no peelings whatsoever for the desperate prune.
Despite his puns being so orange-inal, nobody really likes them.
Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
“Lack of concentration.”
Q: Why can’t oranges be pirates?
A: They don’t get scurvy.
What did the orange say before jumping into the juicer?
“The zest is yet to come!”
The oranges have great eyesight because they always keep their eyes peeled.
What do you call a punctual citrus fruit?
A Clockwork Orange.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to open the door.
What did the oranges do after concluding the meeting?
They peeled the deal.
We all know that monkeys of all species love bananas, however, there is one family that doesn’t really fancy them, the orang-utans.
We had made everything for the party and the groom came in, did a quick assessment and didn’t seem amused. “Orange you glad we did this?” we asked him.
People say nothing rhymes with orange. It seems very strange to me.
I’ve got a great idea for an automatic orange peeling machine I hope it bares fruit.
Why did the orange go out with a prune? He couldn’t find a date.
What do you get when an Elephant sits on an Orange?
Orange squash.
Why did the orange lose the race?
“Because it got Im-peached.”
What's the difference between French fries and orange juice?
You can make orange juice out of orange, but not French fries out of French
The reason orange juice doesn’t slide well on hard wood floors is Because of pulp friction.