Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? It said concentrate.
Did you hear that they're trying to convict an orange?
It got wrapped up in appeal.
Why did the orange lose the race?
“Because it got Im-peached.”
Since her parents wanted to become wealthy fast, they ensured their daughter had an orange-d marriage.
What did the apple teacher say to her student? Help me orange the chairs please!
Why did the orange get pulled over while driving?
He kept peeling out.
What do oranges have after a hard work out? Juice!
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle?
“An Orange County Chopper.”
Why did the lemon like the orange? He’s not from concentrate.
Why did the orange get insurance?
Zest in case.
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice.
Why did the orange come back after it was thrown in the garbage?
It was a boom-orange.
What did mamma orange say to little orange after he spilled his milk? It’s no big peel!
What do you call fake oranges?
“Pulp Fiction”
We all know that monkeys of all species love bananas, however, there is one family that doesn’t really fancy them, the orang-utans.
Why did the orange’s musical number receive a bad review?
Because it wasn’t an “orange-inal.”
In the middle of the night yesterday, I dreamt that I was swimming in a sea of oranges only to wake up and realize that it was just a Fanta-sea.
An apple and an orange signed up for a tournament. No one was really surprised when they had both were seeded.
What do you get when an Elephant sits on an Orange?
Orange squash.
Why did the fruit bat eat the orange?
“Because it had appeal.”
Apple and orange were the only two left that evening. Everyone else had dates.
The oranges hadn’t been peeling well for a week when they finally decided to seek medical attention.
The orange said to the melon, “You are one in a melon.” The melon replied, “You are so appealing.”
Despite his puns being so orange-inal, nobody really likes them.
Which Star Wars character was the orange cast for?
Emperor Pulpatine.
What do you call a punctual citrus fruit?
A Clockwork Orange.
He apologized for driving the orange to the edge of the blade
Finally, the call came in and the orange was informed by the person on the other end of the line that the company had orange-d an interview for the following day.
What can a whole orange do that half an orange can never do?
“Look round!”
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette. They call it “Nico-tang”
What happened when an orange, an apple, and a banana all went on a picnic together?
They had a “fruit-ful” day.
The Paddington bears don’t eat lots of marmalade sandwiches because they are already stuffed.
What's the difference between French fries and orange juice?
You can make orange juice out of orange, but not French fries out of French
During World War 2, sending food to the troops was a challenge. Researchers had to concentrate to figure out how to send orange juice.
A lemon says to an orange, “What are you up to?”
The orange replies, “Not much. Just hanging ‘round.”
Hap-pea-ness is when you and your friend are like two peas in a pod.
Did you hear about the orange boxer?
He got beaten to a pulp.
What are the longest lasting relationships in the fruit world? Orange-d marriages.
Which language do oranges use to speak to each other? Mandarin.
What do you call a male orange?
Mangerine!
Why was the orange skeptical of everyone around him?
He was planted with a seed of doubt.
Why did the orange go to the doctor?
“It wasn’t peeling well.”
What did the orange say when a knife pierced it’s peel? Flesh wound.
Oranges rarely pass driving tests, this is because they keep on peeling out.
The favorite drink for batman is a fruit punch.
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette?
“They call it “Nico-tang”
You shouldn’t put orange slices in your beer. Well, maybe once in a Blue Moon.
What’s an orange’s favourite animal? An orange-utan.
I was throwing oranges at tropical birds. One of them caught one then said: “Toucan play that game”
Q: What did the old orange see before it died?
A: The grim ripe-r.