What did the orange say before jumping into the juicer?
“The zest is yet to come!”
Why did the orange come back after it was thrown in the garbage?
It was a boom-orange.
How do you celebrate orange drink that doesn't expire?
Woo! Tang is forever!
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice.
I’ve got a great idea for an automatic orange peeling machine I hope it bares fruit.
Why did the orange lose the race?
“Because it got Im-peached.”
An apple and an orange signed up for a tournament. No one was really surprised when they had both were seeded.
The fruit bat ate the orange because of its appeal. It had such a nice color.
What did the apple teacher say to her student? Help me orange the chairs please!
What do you get when you cross an orange with a parrot? A carrot.
The Paddington bears don’t eat lots of marmalade sandwiches because they are already stuffed.
“My favorite color is tangerine- isn’t that orange-inal?”
Why was the girl staring at the carton of orange juice?
“It said concentrate.”
People say nothing rhymes with orange. It seems very strange to me.
Why was the orange skeptical of everyone around him?
He was planted with a seed of doubt.
Why did the lemon like the orange? He’s not from concentrate.
An organization that citricises its workers cannot get the maximum juice out of them.
Why did the orange go out with a prune? He couldn’t find a date.
What’s an orange’s favourite animal? An orange-utan.
Where were the first orange trees planted?
“In Orange County.”
The oranges have great eyesight because they always keep their eyes peeled.
Apples and oranges had a conversation one day. Guess what the apples were saying the oranges, nothing stupid, apples don’t talk.
What do you call a punctual citrus fruit?
A Clockwork Orange.
What do you call fake oranges?
“Pulp Fiction”
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? It said concentrate.
The orange juice industry is not doing very well.
Tomorrow they will give a special press release.
Why did the fruit bat eat the orange?
“Because it had appeal.”
Why does the yogi meditate under the citrus tree?
Because it’s a sub-lime spot.
What did the oranges do after concluding the meeting?
They peeled the deal.
Despite the pun being so orange-inal, it wasn’t all that funny.
Why did the orange cry?
Someone hurt its peelings.
What happened when an orange, an apple, and a banana all went on a picnic together?
They had a “fruit-ful” day.
Why was the orange the valedictorian of her class?
She was the zest in class.
I was throwing oranges at tropical birds. One of them caught one then said: “Toucan play that game”
Finally, the call came in and the orange was informed by the person on the other end of the line that the company had orange-d an interview for the following day.
Q: Why did the orange cross the road?
A: Because everyone thought he was a chicken.
What is the healthiest fruit?
“An orange. It takes Vitamin See!”
What's the difference between French fries and orange juice?
You can make orange juice out of orange, but not French fries out of French
Which Star Wars character was the orange cast for?
Emperor Pulpatine.
Since her parents wanted to become wealthy fast, they ensured their daughter had an orange-d marriage.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to open the door.
Oranges rarely pass driving tests, this is because they keep on peeling out.
Why did the orange go to the doctor? He wasn’t peeling well.
What do oranges like to listen to?
Musical com-peel-ations.
Did you hear that they're trying to convict an orange?
It got wrapped up in appeal.
What are the longest lasting relationships in the fruit world? Orange-d marriages.
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
When you come across oranges wearing suntan lotion, don’t judge them harshly. They do so in order not to peel.
The reason orange juice doesn’t slide well on hard wood floors is Because of pulp friction.
Why was red in awe of orange?
“Because orange blue green.”
