An apple and an orange signed up for a tournament. No one was really surprised when they had both were seeded.
Despite the pun being so orange-inal, it wasn’t all that funny.
Apple and orange were the only two left that evening. Everyone else had dates.
In the middle of the night yesterday, I dreamt that I was swimming in a sea of oranges only to wake up and realize that it was just a Fanta-sea.
Nowadays oranges have decided to go out with prune. The reason is that it is becoming so hard to find a date.
What did the orange say when a knife pierced it’s peel? Flesh wound.
Why did the fruit bat eat the orange?
“Because it had appeal.”
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
Why did the orange go to the doctor? He wasn’t peeling well.
What would Santa’s name be if he wore orange instead of red?
Fanta Claus.
Q: What did the old orange see before it died?
A: The grim ripe-r.
What did the insulted orange say to the kiwi? Ex-squeeze-me?
The next person that asks me for pineapple juice, cranberry juice, lemonade, and a slice of orange all in the same glass is gonna get a “punch.
An organization that citricises its workers cannot get the maximum juice out of them.
When you cross an orange and a bunny, you will end up with a pip squeak.
Where were the first orange trees planted?
“In Orange County.”
The oranges hadn’t been peeling well for a week when they finally decided to seek medical attention.
What did the orange say before jumping into the juicer?
“The zest is yet to come!”
Why did the orange get insurance?
Zest in case.
Why did the orange go to the doctor?
“It wasn’t peeling well.”
Q: Why couldn’t the orange believe that her friend had let her down?
A: This was because citrus-ted him!
What’s an orange’s favourite animal? An orange-utan.
Why did the orange’s musical number receive a bad review?
Because it wasn’t an “orange-inal.”
When the orange started peeling, he was glad it was finally cutting some weight.
What do you call a punctual citrus fruit?
A Clockwork Orange.
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle? – An Orange County Chopper.
What do you call fake oranges?
“Pulp Fiction”
What did the apple teacher say to her student? Help me orange the chairs please!
Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
“Lack of concentration.”
What can a whole orange do that half an orange can never do?
“Look round!”
What do you call a male orange?
Mangerine!
Why was the orange the valedictorian of her class?
She was the zest in class.
We had made everything for the party and the groom came in, did a quick assessment and didn’t seem amused. “Orange you glad we did this?” we asked him.
The orange was really sad at the event because it had no peelings whatsoever for the desperate prune.
Why do oranges wear suntan lotion? They peel in the sun.
The least favorite day for an orange is a juice day.
What did the orange say before he started his new job?
“The zest is yet to come!”
The orange said to the melon, “You are one in a melon.” The melon replied, “You are so appealing.”
Why did the lemon like the orange? He’s not from concentrate.
Q: Why are orange and banana phones so popular these days?
A: They have appeal.
What did the orange do the night before the exam?
He put his nose to the “g-rind-stone” and read the entire textbook.
I was throwing oranges at tropical birds. One of them caught one then said: “Toucan play that game”
The favorite drink for batman is a fruit punch.
Why did the citrus fruit join the military?
“Because it was a navel orange.”
The fruit bat ate the orange because of its appeal. It had such a nice color.
When I was in grade school, one of my best friends spoke Mandarin. One day, he introduced me to his parents and I told them I don’t speak orange.
We all know that monkeys of all species love bananas, however, there is one family that doesn’t really fancy them, the orang-utans.
When you come across oranges wearing suntan lotion, don’t judge them harshly. They do so in order not to peel.
The orange juice industry is not doing very well.
Tomorrow they will give a special press release.
Q: Why did the orange cross the road?
A: Because everyone thought he was a chicken.