I don't know what happened, but the moment I brought the onion into the kitchen, everything got rejuvenated, and everything started feeling fresh! Guess this really is a spring onion.
What did the two onions who were lovers say to each other before being separated? "Our love will forever go-nion on!"
How should you bury an onion?
... in a shallot grave!
What do you call who has been electrocuted? You call it anion.
My wife’s an abysmal cook.
She tried combining corned beef, onions and potatoes…
She made a right hash of it.
What is the onion that laughs a lot and is small and white in color? It is a tickled onion.
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
French onion soup.
On which website will you learn about the hidden gossips and secrets of the onion world? On the website Wiki-Leeks.
I figured out a way to chop onions without crying...
The trick is avoiding getting emotionally attached to the onion.
I recently read a book by an onion which had opened up on its life. Midway through the book, I started crying.
Last year, when I went to Texas, I met this very polite and gentle onion. Its name was the Texas supa-sweet onion.