There was a stampede out on the dairy farm. It was udder chaos.
Some people prefer milk after it has churned. I guess they find it butter that way.
What did the expired milk say after being picked up way past its due date? It was well beyond their wildest creams.
Why did no one drink the youngest milk? Its parents spoiled it.
My pet cow thinks she produces almond milk. She must be nuts.
Why did the cow fall down while being milked? Because the rug was pulled out from udder it.
Have you heard about the movie that involved haunted dairy items? I believe it is called Paranormal Activia.
I tried wild ox milk
Turns out I'm yak-tose intolerant
The doctor advised I tried a milk bath. I asked if it needs to be pasteurized. No, just above the knees she replied.
The spoiled milk always got what it wanted.
Why did the crazy man lose his job at the dairy factory? He was a danger to himself and udders.
What does a cow say to milk? I am your mother.
What do you get when you drink milk
A moostache
I'm not saying you're old, but if you were milk I'd sniff you first.
I think I drank some expired milk. I just have a gut feeling.
Where do astronauts buy their milk? From the milky way!!!
I introduced chocolate to milk. They did a chocolate milk shake.
Why is milk taller than you?
Because it's always pasteurize
Dad: How does a farmer keep his cows in line?
Kids: How?
Dad: He keeps them a-cow-ntable!
My friend is always trying to make cows nervous. She's a fan of milkshakes.
Why can’t people without feet have dairy products? They lactose.
What do you call a cow that doesn’t produce any milk? A milk dud!
Mom: *Struggling to make a decision between 1% or 2%.
Dad: Milk up your mind!
Did you hear about the CEO that got fired at the dairy farm? He was skimming a little bit off the top.
I tried to milk my cow last night, but nothing I did seemed to work. It was an udder failure.
How do you know if milk is expired? The smell is dairy bad!
Milk is the fastest drink on the planet. It's pasteurized before you even see it.
