Why do golfers love donuts?
Always a hole-in-one!
What kind of evidence can a donut not take to trial?
Anecdoughtal evidence.
What was the donut’s least favorite part of its day?
I’m not really sure; it glazed over that part.
Knock Knock
Who’s there Justin Justin who? Justin time to make the donuts!
Why do donuts make terrible teachers?
They’re always glazing over the important stuff.
How busy was the donuts day? It was jam packed!
What do you call a pastry that is a priest?
A Holy Donut!
What is a donut’s favorite day of the week?
Fry-day.
What are strange donuts made out of?
Weird-doughs.
A cream-filled donut and an eclair decided to get a divorce.
It’s a sad story, but the real victims are their children. They’re in for a grueling custardy battle.
Q: What’s a donut’s favorite drink?
A: Hole-y water!
What happened to the renegade donuts?
They went down in a glaze of glory.
What do you call a Boston creme donut that’s a straight-A student?
The creme of the crop.
What do you call it when you order the same donut every day?
A do-rut!
Why did the donut go to the doctor?
He was feeling crumby.
What’s the best thing to put in a donut?
Your teeth.
I’m opening a grocery store that specializes in Swiss cheese and donuts.
I’m calling it Hole Foods.
What kind of donuts can fly?
The plain ones.
Knock Knock.
Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut ask, it’s a secret!
Where was the first donut cooked?
In Greece.
What did the pastry chef say to his unsupportive father?
“Donut hole me back.”
Did you hear the joke about the donut? Probably not, it was crummy!
Donut even think about taking another donut!
Why did the donut go to a therapist?
He felt empty inside.
I allow myself only one donut per year.
This morning I had 433 B.C., 1731, and 1952.
What’s the National Donut Day theme song?
“Donut Stop Believing.”
Why did the donut start going to therapy? It couldn’t get over the feeling that something was missing — it never felt hole!
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his donut?
He was stuffed!
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.
Knock knock!
Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut Who? Doughnut forget to close the door!
What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker?
Frosty the Dough-Man!
Why couldn’t the donut reach enlightenment? Because it was already holy.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts!
Why do donuts hate puns so much?
They donut like to joke around!
Knock, knock
Who’s there? CIA CIA, who? CI ate your last doughnut!
What kind of donuts fly? Plain ones!
What do donuts wear to weddings? Tuxe-doughs!
What did Yoda say when he turned a patron away for ordering a pie?
“Dough. Or doughnut. There is no pie.”
How can you spot a fashionista donut?
They’re into all the latest glazes.
What’s a donut’s favorite lullaby?
“Sprinkle, Sprinkle Little Star.”
Where’s a donut’s favorite vacation spot?
The Sahara dessert!
How does Bob Marley like his donuts?
Wi’ jam in.
What do you call a pastry that is a priest? A Holy Donut!
Why did the donut go to the dentist? It needed a filling!"
Why did the baker quit making donuts?
Because he was fed up with the hole business!
What did an angry donut say to his wife?
Donut talk to me.
What’s the healthiest part of a donut?
The middle.
What type of window do donuts prefer in their homes?
Double glazed.
The arrogant baker declared, “You’ll never hear a complaint about my doughnuts outside this shop window.”
The customer agreed, “It must be the double glazing.”
What do you call a cute donut?
A-dough-able.