What was the donut’s least favorite part of its day?
I’m not really sure; it glazed over that part.
Ever heard of French Donuts?
They’re the Beigne of my existence.
Why did the donut go to the doctor?
He was feeling crumby.
What kind of donuts fly? Plain ones!
What do you call a pastry that is a priest?
A Holy Donut!
What kind of donuts can fly?
The plain ones.
Knock knock!
Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut Who? Doughnut forget to close the door!
What’s the best thing to put in a donut?
Your teeth.
Why did the donut start going to therapy? It couldn’t get over the feeling that something was missing — it never felt hole!
When do bakers stop making donuts?
When they get tired of the hole thing.
What do you call it when you order the same donut every day?
A do-rut!
Why did the clock in the donut shop run slow?
It always went back four seconds
What’s the healthiest part of a donut?
The middle.
I’m opening a grocery store that specializes in Swiss cheese and donuts.
I’m calling it Hole Foods.
What are strange donuts made out of?
Weird-doughs.
A cream-filled donut and an eclair decided to get a divorce.
It’s a sad story, but the real victims are their children. They’re in for a grueling custardy battle.
I allow myself only one donut per year.
This morning I had 433 B.C., 1731, and 1952.
Why did the baker quit making donuts?
Because he was fed up with the hole business!
The arrogant baker declared, “You’ll never hear a complaint about my doughnuts outside this shop window.”
The customer agreed, “It must be the double glazing.”
What’s the National Donut Day theme song?
“Donut Stop Believing.”
Knock, knock
Who’s there? CIA CIA, who? CI ate your last doughnut!
What do you call a Boston creme donut that’s a straight-A student?
The creme of the crop.
Did you hear the joke about the donut? Probably not, it was crummy!
What is a donut’s favorite day of the week?
Fry-day.
Why did the croissants take the donuts and bagels to Disneyland?
They thought it would be fun for the hole family.
What did an angry donut say to his wife?
Donut talk to me.
What do donuts wear to weddings? Tuxe-doughs!
What kind of evidence can a donut not take to trial?
Anecdoughtal evidence.
Where’s a donut’s favorite vacation spot?
The Sahara dessert!
How busy was the donuts day? It was jam packed!
Why do donuts make terrible teachers?
They’re always glazing over the important stuff.
Knock Knock.
Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut ask, it’s a secret!
How can you spot a fashionista donut?
They’re into all the latest glazes.
Why did the donut go to the dentist? It needed a filling!"
Knock Knock
Who’s there Justin Justin who? Justin time to make the donuts!
Why do donuts hate puns so much?
They donut like to joke around!
Q: What’s a donut’s favorite drink?
A: Hole-y water!
What do donuts think about donut puns? They donut like them!
What is the only thing that can cure a sick do-nut?
An antidought!
What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker?
Frosty the Dough-Man!
Why couldn’t the donut reach enlightenment? Because it was already holy.
Donut even think about taking another donut!
What type of window do donuts prefer in their homes?
Double glazed.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts!
What do you call a cute donut?
A-dough-able.
How does Bob Marley like his donuts?
Wi’ jam in.
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.
What happened to the renegade donuts?
They went down in a glaze of glory.
What do you call a pastry that is a priest? A Holy Donut!
What’s a donut’s favorite lullaby?
“Sprinkle, Sprinkle Little Star.”