What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker?
Frosty the Dough-Man!
Why do donuts make terrible teachers?
They’re always glazing over the important stuff.
Why do golfers love donuts?
Always a hole-in-one!
Why did the croissants take the donuts and bagels to Disneyland?
They thought it would be fun for the hole family.
The arrogant baker declared, “You’ll never hear a complaint about my doughnuts outside this shop window.”
The customer agreed, “It must be the double glazing.”
How does Bob Marley like his donuts?
Wi’ jam in.
Why did the clock in the donut shop run slow?
It always went back four seconds
What’s the healthiest part of a donut?
The middle.
What do you call a pastry that is a priest? A Holy Donut!
What kind of donuts fly? Plain ones!
I allow myself only one donut per year.
This morning I had 433 B.C., 1731, and 1952.
What is the only thing that can cure a sick do-nut?
An antidought!
Knock, knock
Who’s there? CIA CIA, who? CI ate your last doughnut!
What’s the best thing to put in a donut?
Your teeth.
What did Yoda say when he turned a patron away for ordering a pie?
“Dough. Or doughnut. There is no pie.”
What type of window do donuts prefer in their homes?
Double glazed.
Where was the first donut cooked?
In Greece.
What happened to the renegade donuts?
They went down in a glaze of glory.
I’m opening a grocery store that specializes in Swiss cheese and donuts.
I’m calling it Hole Foods.
Why did the donut start going to therapy? It couldn’t get over the feeling that something was missing — it never felt hole!
Ever heard of French Donuts?
They’re the Beigne of my existence.
What do donuts wear to weddings? Tuxe-doughs!
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his donut?
He was stuffed!
Knock knock!
Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut Who? Doughnut forget to close the door!
What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts!
When do bakers stop making donuts?
When they get tired of the hole thing.
What are strange donuts made out of?
Weird-doughs.
Did you hear the joke about the donut? Probably not, it was crummy!
What kind of donuts can fly?
The plain ones.
A cream-filled donut and an eclair decided to get a divorce.
It’s a sad story, but the real victims are their children. They’re in for a grueling custardy battle.
Q: What’s a donut’s favorite drink?
A: Hole-y water!
Why did the baker quit making donuts?
Because he was fed up with the hole business!
What was the donut’s least favorite part of its day?
I’m not really sure; it glazed over that part.
Why did the donut go to the doctor?
He was feeling crumby.
What did the pastry chef say to his unsupportive father?
“Donut hole me back.”
What’s the National Donut Day theme song?
“Donut Stop Believing.”
Why did the donut go to the dentist? It needed a filling!"
How can you spot a fashionista donut?
They’re into all the latest glazes.
What kind of evidence can a donut not take to trial?
Anecdoughtal evidence.
Why couldn’t the donut reach enlightenment? Because it was already holy.
What do you call a pastry that is a priest?
A Holy Donut!
Donut even think about taking another donut!
What do you call a Boston creme donut that’s a straight-A student?
The creme of the crop.
What’s a donut’s favorite lullaby?
“Sprinkle, Sprinkle Little Star.”
How busy was the donuts day? It was jam packed!
What did an angry donut say to his wife?
Donut talk to me.
What do donuts think about donut puns? They donut like them!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut ask, it’s a secret!
Why do donuts hate puns so much?
They donut like to joke around!
What do you call a cute donut?
A-dough-able.
