Donut Puns

These donut puns will give you a holesome laugh.

Donut Puns

What kind of evidence can a donut not take to trial?
Anecdoughtal evidence.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts!
What’s the National Donut Day theme song?
“Donut Stop Believing.”
What’s the healthiest part of a donut?
The middle.
What do you call it when you order the same donut every day?
A do-rut!
Knock, knock
Who’s there? CIA CIA, who? CI ate your last doughnut!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut ask, it’s a secret!
Did you hear the joke about the donut? Probably not, it was crummy!
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.
What happened to the renegade donuts?
They went down in a glaze of glory.
What is the only thing that can cure a sick do-nut?
An antidought!
What kind of donuts can fly?
The plain ones.
Why did the croissants take the donuts and bagels to Disneyland?
They thought it would be fun for the hole family.
How can you spot a fashionista donut?
They’re into all the latest glazes.
What was the donut’s least favorite part of its day?
I’m not really sure; it glazed over that part.
How busy was the donuts day? It was jam packed!
Q: What’s a donut’s favorite drink?
A: Hole-y water!
What do you call a Boston creme donut that’s a straight-A student?
The creme of the crop.
Why did the donut go to the doctor?
He was feeling crumby.
Why did the donut go to a therapist?
He felt empty inside.
Knock knock!
Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut Who? Doughnut forget to close the door!
What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker?
Frosty the Dough-Man!
What kind of donuts fly? Plain ones!
I’m opening a grocery store that specializes in Swiss cheese and donuts.
I’m calling it Hole Foods.
I allow myself only one donut per year.
This morning I had 433 B.C., 1731, and 1952.
Donut even think about taking another donut!
What did Yoda say when he turned a patron away for ordering a pie?
“Dough. Or doughnut. There is no pie.”
Why did the clock in the donut shop run slow?
It always went back four seconds
Why do donuts hate puns so much?
They donut like to joke around!
What do you call a cute donut?
A-dough-able.
What do donuts think about donut puns? They donut like them!
What’s the best thing to put in a donut?
Your teeth.
Why couldn’t the donut reach enlightenment? Because it was already holy.
What’s a donut’s favorite lullaby?
“Sprinkle, Sprinkle Little Star.”
Why do donuts make terrible teachers?
They’re always glazing over the important stuff.
Why do golfers love donuts?
Always a hole-in-one!
The arrogant baker declared, “You’ll never hear a complaint about my doughnuts outside this shop window.”
The customer agreed, “It must be the double glazing.”
Where was the first donut cooked?
In Greece.
What do you call a pastry that is a priest?
A Holy Donut!
When do bakers stop making donuts?
When they get tired of the hole thing.
Why did the donut start going to therapy? It couldn’t get over the feeling that something was missing — it never felt hole!
What do donuts wear to weddings? Tuxe-doughs!
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his donut?
He was stuffed!
Knock Knock
Who’s there Justin Justin who? Justin time to make the donuts!
What did the pastry chef say to his unsupportive father?
“Donut hole me back.”
Why did the baker quit making donuts?
Because he was fed up with the hole business!
What is a donut’s favorite day of the week?
Fry-day.
Where’s a donut’s favorite vacation spot?
The Sahara dessert!
What are strange donuts made out of?
Weird-doughs.
A cream-filled donut and an eclair decided to get a divorce.
It’s a sad story, but the real victims are their children. They’re in for a grueling custardy battle.