What do donuts wear to weddings? Tuxe-doughs!
Why do golfers love donuts?
Always a hole-in-one!
Donut even think about taking another donut!
Knock, knock
Who’s there? CIA CIA, who? CI ate your last doughnut!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut ask, it’s a secret!
Why did the clock in the donut shop run slow?
It always went back four seconds
What is the only thing that can cure a sick do-nut?
An antidought!
What’s the best thing to put in a donut?
Your teeth.
What do donuts think about donut puns? They donut like them!
Knock Knock
Who’s there Justin Justin who? Justin time to make the donuts!
What do you call a pastry that is a priest? A Holy Donut!
What do you call a Boston creme donut that’s a straight-A student?
The creme of the crop.
What’s the National Donut Day theme song?
“Donut Stop Believing.”
Why did the baker quit making donuts?
Because he was fed up with the hole business!
Knock knock!
Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut Who? Doughnut forget to close the door!
How busy was the donuts day? It was jam packed!
What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker?
Frosty the Dough-Man!
Where was the first donut cooked?
In Greece.
Why did the donut start going to therapy? It couldn’t get over the feeling that something was missing — it never felt hole!
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.
What kind of evidence can a donut not take to trial?
Anecdoughtal evidence.
Why did the donut go to the dentist? It needed a filling!"
Why couldn’t the donut reach enlightenment? Because it was already holy.
Why do donuts hate puns so much?
They donut like to joke around!
Why did the donut go to the doctor?
He was feeling crumby.
What are strange donuts made out of?
Weird-doughs.
