Where was the first donut cooked?
In Greece.
Why did the donut go to the dentist? It needed a filling!"
What do you call a pastry that is a priest? A Holy Donut!
Where’s a donut’s favorite vacation spot?
The Sahara dessert!
Why did the croissants take the donuts and bagels to Disneyland?
They thought it would be fun for the hole family.
Why do donuts make terrible teachers?
They’re always glazing over the important stuff.
Why do golfers love donuts?
Always a hole-in-one!
What kind of donuts fly? Plain ones!
Why do donuts hate puns so much?
They donut like to joke around!
What’s the healthiest part of a donut?
The middle.
What was the donut’s least favorite part of its day?
I’m not really sure; it glazed over that part.
Why did the donut go to a therapist?
He felt empty inside.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts!
What do you call it when you order the same donut every day?
A do-rut!
A cream-filled donut and an eclair decided to get a divorce.
It’s a sad story, but the real victims are their children. They’re in for a grueling custardy battle.
How does Bob Marley like his donuts?
Wi’ jam in.
What did Yoda say when he turned a patron away for ordering a pie?
“Dough. Or doughnut. There is no pie.”
What do you call a pastry that is a priest?
A Holy Donut!
What’s the best thing to put in a donut?
Your teeth.
What do you call a Boston creme donut that’s a straight-A student?
The creme of the crop.
How can you spot a fashionista donut?
They’re into all the latest glazes.
What are strange donuts made out of?
Weird-doughs.
Q: What’s a donut’s favorite drink?
A: Hole-y water!
I allow myself only one donut per year.
This morning I had 433 B.C., 1731, and 1952.
When do bakers stop making donuts?
When they get tired of the hole thing.
What kind of donuts can fly?
The plain ones.