Some people say popcorn is hard to chew. There’s a kernel of truth to that.
What did the cornfield say when it heard rain coming?
That’s music to my ears!
This might sound corny, but I think you’re a-maize-ing.
What did the farmer say when someone complimented him on his corn harvest?
Aww, shucks!
What do you call someone who’s crazy about corn?
A corn-ivore!
What did baby corn say to Mama corn?
Where's Popcorn?
Why is the corn army so dysfunctional?
Cause there are too many Kernels.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
Don't tell secrets in corn fields.
Too many ears around.
I didn’t have a map of the corn maze, so I had to play it by ear.
Why did the corn stalks hold a ceremony in honor of the scarecrow?
To corn-gratulate him for being out standing in their field!
There’s this corn on the cob stand that I really like, but it started making ads
They were really corny.
This corn is a little rough to the touch. Looks like a job for Kernel Sanders.
Somebody was doing a speech and said, "This might be corny," and pulled out a couple of canned corns. Guess what happened next?
Total pundemonium.
Why shouldn’t you take corn on an airplane?
Your ears will pop!
What is a corn's favorite song?
Corn fields forever.
How much does a corn flake weigh?
1 Kelloggram.
I got arrested for the way I eat corn.
They charged me with a salt and buttery.
Why didn't the corn chip advocate wear shoes?
They believed in Fritos.
In the corn maze, I felt like I was being stalked. It was earie.
Did you hear about the farm dog who liked to strip ears of corn?
He was part husky!
Be careful what you say in a corn maze. The walls have ears.
Who is the corniest baseball player of all time?
Ty Cobb!
What kind of party is held in a cornfield?
A cornball!
I watched a documentary about corn fields
It was really quite amaizeing
If you search for pictures of corn on Google you'll only get stalk pictures.
Corn mazes should be renamed Maize mazes.
Our daughter eats her corn one kernel at a time.
She's a unicorn.
What do you call a pair of cornstalks that are best friends?
Ear buds!
Shucking takes lots of corn-centration.
What did the boy say when his mom made him prepare the corn for supper?
This shucks!
I eat a ton of corn everyday.
I guess that makes me a cornivore.
What do you call corn that joins the army?
Kernel.
Why do farmers make terrible comedians?
Their jokes are corny!
A narwhal is just a tuna-corn.
What does a pirate pay for his corn?
A buccaneer!
What do you call a single, solitary kernel of corn?
A unicorn!
Dad fertilized the garden with corn starch.
The plot thickens.
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What do you call mountain climbing corn?
Mountain-ears.
What happened to the football team that practiced in a corn field?
They got creamed!
Why is corn popular around Halloween?
Because it’s so earie.
just witnessed a chicken try to pick up a piece of corn for 5 minutes,
ImPeck-able.
What did the corn say when it was being followed?
“I’m being stalked!”
How did the corn farmer get to be so successful?
He corn-ered the market!
I really like corn, but I can't find it because this time of year it's never in stalk
Plain popcorn? You can do butter than that.
Did you know there’s an app for corn growers?
It’s made in Sili-corn Valley!
What happens if you swallow a whole corn cob?
You get corn-stipated!
I thought of a new joke that started in a corn field.
But I'm not going to post it bc it's too corny.
When is a vegetable also a nut?
When it’s a corn!
How do you make sweet corn?
You whisper sweet nothings in its ear!