A narwhal is just a tuna-corn.
What do you call a single, solitary kernel of corn?
A unicorn!
Shucking takes lots of corn-centration.
Why is the corn army so dysfunctional?
Cause there are too many Kernels.
What do you call a pair of cornstalks that are best friends?
Ear buds!
What did the cornfield say when it heard rain coming?
That’s music to my ears!
There’s this corn on the cob stand that I really like, but it started making ads
They were really corny.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
What did the corn say when it was being followed?
“I’m being stalked!”
What is a corn's favorite song?
Corn fields forever.
If you search for pictures of corn on Google you'll only get stalk pictures.
Why do farmers make terrible comedians?
Their jokes are corny!
How much does a corn flake weigh?
1 Kelloggram.
Don't tell secrets in corn fields.
Too many ears around.
What happens if you swallow a whole corn cob?
You get corn-stipated!
I didn’t have a map of the corn maze, so I had to play it by ear.
I really like corn, but I can't find it because this time of year it's never in stalk
When is a vegetable also a nut?
When it’s a corn!
Did you know there’s an app for corn growers?
It’s made in Sili-corn Valley!
In the corn maze, I felt like I was being stalked. It was earie.
Why is corn popular around Halloween?
Because it’s so earie.
What do you call someone who’s crazy about corn?
A corn-ivore!
This corn is a little rough to the touch. Looks like a job for Kernel Sanders.
What kind of party is held in a cornfield?
A cornball!
Why did the corn farmer go to jail?
He was stalking someone in a field.
I thought of a new joke that started in a corn field.
But I'm not going to post it bc it's too corny.
What do you call corn with red, white and blue kernels?
Americorn.
How do you make sweet corn?
You whisper sweet nothings in its ear!
Why shouldn’t you take corn on an airplane?
Your ears will pop!
I watched a documentary about corn fields
It was really quite amaizeing
Who is the corniest baseball player of all time?
Ty Cobb!
What did baby corn say to Mama corn?
Where's Popcorn?
Plain popcorn? You can do butter than that.
What do you call corn that joins the army?
Kernel.
Some people say popcorn is hard to chew. There’s a kernel of truth to that.
Why didn't the corn chip advocate wear shoes?
They believed in Fritos.
Did you hear about the corn stalk that changed careers?
He went into a different field!
Did you hear about the farm dog who liked to strip ears of corn?
He was part husky!
What does a pirate pay for his corn?
A buccaneer!
Corn mazes should be renamed Maize mazes.
I got arrested for the way I eat corn.
They charged me with a salt and buttery.
Somebody was doing a speech and said, "This might be corny," and pulled out a couple of canned corns. Guess what happened next?
Total pundemonium.
Dad fertilized the garden with corn starch.
The plot thickens.
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What do you call mountain climbing corn?
Mountain-ears.
I eat a ton of corn everyday.
I guess that makes me a cornivore.
This might sound corny, but I think you’re a-maize-ing.
What happened to the football team that practiced in a corn field?
They got creamed!
What did the farmer say when someone complimented him on his corn harvest?
Aww, shucks!
just witnessed a chicken try to pick up a piece of corn for 5 minutes,
ImPeck-able.
Why did the corn stalks hold a ceremony in honor of the scarecrow?
To corn-gratulate him for being out standing in their field!
Our daughter eats her corn one kernel at a time.
She's a unicorn.