Dad fertilized the garden with corn starch.
The plot thickens.
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What do you call mountain climbing corn?
Mountain-ears.
What does a pirate pay for his corn?
A buccaneer!
How much does a corn flake weigh?
1 Kelloggram.
What do you call a single, solitary kernel of corn?
A unicorn!
Who is the corniest baseball player of all time?
Ty Cobb!
What did the cornfield say when it heard rain coming?
That’s music to my ears!
What kind of party is held in a cornfield?
A cornball!
If you search for pictures of corn on Google you'll only get stalk pictures.
I watched a documentary about corn fields
It was really quite amaizeing
A narwhal is just a tuna-corn.
what does a female corn do when she likes a male corn?
she corn-fesses.
How do you make sweet corn?
You whisper sweet nothings in its ear!
What did the baby corn call his dad?
Pop corn!
This might sound corny, but I think you’re a-maize-ing.
I didn’t have a map of the corn maze, so I had to play it by ear.
Why is the corn army so dysfunctional?
Cause there are too many Kernels.
How did the corn farmer get to be so successful?
He corn-ered the market!
Plain popcorn? You can do butter than that.
Why did the corn stalks hold a ceremony in honor of the scarecrow?
To corn-gratulate him for being out standing in their field!
What did the farmer say when someone complimented him on his corn harvest?
Aww, shucks!
In the corn maze, I felt like I was being stalked. It was earie.
What did the boy say when his mom made him prepare the corn for supper?
This shucks!
Did you hear about the farm dog who liked to strip ears of corn?
He was part husky!
Why is corn popular around Halloween?
Because it’s so earie.
Corn mazes should be renamed Maize mazes.
What do you call corn with red, white and blue kernels?
Americorn.
What do you call a pair of cornstalks that are best friends?
Ear buds!
Our daughter eats her corn one kernel at a time.
She's a unicorn.
just witnessed a chicken try to pick up a piece of corn for 5 minutes,
ImPeck-able.
When is a vegetable also a nut?
When it’s a corn!
Shucking takes lots of corn-centration.
Did you hear about the corn stalk that changed careers?
He went into a different field!
Why do farmers make terrible comedians?
Their jokes are corny!
I eat a ton of corn everyday.
I guess that makes me a cornivore.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
What is a corn's favorite song?
Corn fields forever.
What do you call corn that joins the army?
Kernel.
What did baby corn say to Mama corn?
Where's Popcorn?
Why did the corn farmer go to jail?
He was stalking someone in a field.
I got arrested for the way I eat corn.
They charged me with a salt and buttery.
I really like corn, but I can't find it because this time of year it's never in stalk
I thought of a new joke that started in a corn field.
But I'm not going to post it bc it's too corny.
Why shouldn’t you take corn on an airplane?
Your ears will pop!
There’s this corn on the cob stand that I really like, but it started making ads
They were really corny.
Don't tell secrets in corn fields.
Too many ears around.
Be careful what you say in a corn maze. The walls have ears.
What did the corn farmer give to his therapist?
An ear full.
What happened to the football team that practiced in a corn field?
They got creamed!
Why didn't the corn chip advocate wear shoes?
They believed in Fritos.
What did the corn say when it was being followed?
“I’m being stalked!”